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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Obama Africanus posted:

lol @ at the intel kid @ offut who trust gamed themselves outta active duty the honorable way

What?

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Since cops are officers, they should* also be brutally murdered

white sauce fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Apr 24, 2014

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Porn has ruined man's ability to have imagination j/o sesh's.

Too true. It takes too long to do an imagination wank

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Roki B posted:

Hey so I'm not a babby fascist but the drone pilots live here in las vegas should i be organizing a parade for thes brave heeroos? *semper from the ski*

yes

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Snowdens Secret posted:

You were assraped in boot camp. Repeatedly and by groups, sometimes drill sergeants, sometimes recruits, sometimes the civilian assistants that worked in the chow hall. The trauma and shock was so bad that your subconscious has built up tremendous mental blocks to protect your psyche. If you go to court you're going to have to live with that block being painstakingly pulled down and wave after wave of assrape imagery to come flowing back into conscious memory.

I would at least make sure you'll get per diem.

drill sergeants?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I went to pluck weeds at 4th battalion and ate the most amazing chow I've ever eaten in my military career :allears:.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Victor Vermis posted:

ps ive been wearing your shoes since first phase

I didnt lose mine and I dont even wear your size. They just feel good

I bet you also wore other men's used skivvy shorts, didn't you? And wanked during firewatch in them. And then wore them again.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

safetyStanddown posted:

Implying that's not what you did. Nice post/username combo lol

If you think skivvy shorts are the same thing as my user name, then you're a loving fag

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

one less hesher in the world. sounds like a good day

bahahah look at how wrong this idiot is. smoking hash owns. if you went to afghanistan and you didnt try some of that af-gooey the one made with the rendered goat fat you're a loving idiot. That and smoking spice blunts on base.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

only thing i wanna lower is your body into a shallow grave

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Booblord Zagats posted:

Looks like a younger, hotter Jenna Maroney

That white trash bitch is gross hth

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Booblord Zagats posted:

There's a reason the term "Florida hot" exists

I lived in FL and never heard this

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Bolow posted:

That bitch is probably 100% loving crazy too.


Still Would but I'd probably need to enter witness protection after

Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
I guess I have high standards because both my wives have been straight up gorgeous models. The first one was from el Salvador, and once I got the hispanic itch scratched, I married a Russian girl.

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

USMC503 posted:

Pilot chat is explicitly banned.

As is the smug emoticon.

I want to decapitate my old CO. he was an f-16 pilot.

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Thump! posted:

Murdering military officers or police officers? Because both if them probably need a good murdering.

Both, obviously.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

and then murder yourself.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Full Battle Rattle posted:

The wisest, most inspiring and profound thing in the USMC thread to me has always been this: Kill everything and then kill yourselves

Wish I could say I came up with it

I'm happy to learn that quote has had such a deep impact in your life.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Whip Slagcheek posted:

It was a joke probie for telling a blue squares story.

What's a blue square?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yeah, what is it about F-16 pilots? Every single one I've dealt with has been just the poster child for planned parenthood. They never stop whining except to tell everyone how loving amazing they are

I loving hate pilots. I hate officers. I want to kill everything.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

loving kill yourself

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Victor Vermis posted:

I'm a colossal moto-boner-gobbler so this is my favorite part of the picture:



I mean besides the scrumptious chunk of sun-baked manmeat, of course.

i dont get it, is his ejection port cover open?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Hekk posted:

I bought a boat and went fishing in the intercostal waterways. Also Raleigh was pretty cool. Actually coastal North Carolina wasn't too bad, it was just the stupid loving base and all it's inhabitants that made the place miserable.

must be cool to do that with your fat SNCO paycheck you welfare bitch

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
My rifle is my penis and the rounds I send down range are my sperm

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
what happened to busket posket

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

I just wanted to know if you're alive

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
all officers deserve to have their families murdered in front of them

y/n?

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

joat mon posted:

Then there will be no good-looking wives to JO to - just 300 pound dependapotamuses and 60 year old Philippinas.

you know we live in a golden age of masturbation and you dont need to jack it to mental images of your CO's wife anymore...

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
It's only the junior Marines who will have their libo taken away oorah

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