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Man I'm so glad they made it so you can discuss in this thread, this is unironically way better than half the poo poo that gets posted lol
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I wish I was a shut in wizard. Mom I can't go get the milk I am casting spells!!! Goat Simulator metacritic reviews: quote:notsoslow Apr 1, 2014 quote:IGNSteve Apr 2, 2014 quote:Zombie_Expert Apr 4, 2014 People are real mad about things not being games.
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Apr 7, 2014 05:20
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Won't someone think of the future of video games? 
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Apr 7, 2014 05:29
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A good amount of those are from the epic "raid" 4chan's /v/ is doing now - reminder they used to champion this game until it became a best seller and "popular". Now it's destroying the industry.
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Apr 7, 2014 05:54
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:I wish I was a shut in wizard. quote:This is a potion that when drank, toattaly calms you and puts you in a peaceful and relaxing mood. Best used when fired up over a frusterating situation.
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Apr 7, 2014 06:03
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BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:People are real mad about things not being games. 
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Apr 7, 2014 08:57
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DrPaper posted:A good amount of those are from the epic "raid" 4chan's /v/ is doing now - reminder they used to champion this game until it became a best seller and "popular". Now it's destroying the industry. Aren't 9 out of 10 threads in /v/ bitching about how Gone Home is for lesbians and not a real game and also saying at the same time that the VGX was retarded garbage (it was) while also bitching that it gave Gone Home an award (that doesn't matter)?
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Apr 7, 2014 09:10
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I consider it my solemn duty to ridicule anyone who hates Gone Home and or Goat Simulator. If you want to "save" video games you need to kill Call of Duty and Assassins Creed, in fact all annualized AAA franchises should probably just go away.
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Apr 7, 2014 09:44
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Sandweed posted:I consider it my solemn duty to ridicule anyone who hates Gone Home and or Goat Simulator. If you want to "save" video games you need to kill Call of Duty and Assassins Creed, in fact all annualized AAA franchises should probably just go away. Games with consistent mechanics, and points and scores, and goals, need to go the heck away.
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Apr 7, 2014 09:57
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Sandweed posted:I consider it my solemn duty to ridicule anyone who hates Gone Home and or Goat Simulator. If you want to "save" video games you need to kill Call of Duty and Assassins Creed, in fact all annualized AAA franchises should probably just go away. I disagree. I'd rather play Assasin's Creed where now I get to have a pirate ship instead of just jumping on buildings than walking around a room. Both are still games tho
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Apr 7, 2014 10:09
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Video games are toys (source: Miyamoto-san). Modern games are glorified movies. Movies aren't toys. QED. Seriously, though, I do hope this thread overcomes some of the peccadilloes of its predecessors. At least somewhat less (website-equivalent) sewer trudging, you know?
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Apr 7, 2014 10:09
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 loving hell keep your fetishes to yourself
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Apr 7, 2014 10:10
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I had to google Corruption of Champions to find out what it was and apparently it's a game where you get raped repeatedly by monsters and turn into a furry with ten breasts and seven dicks. That sounds traditional as hell.
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Apr 7, 2014 10:14
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ImpAtom posted:I had to google Corruption of Champions to find out what it was and apparently it's a game where you get raped repeatedly by monsters and turn into a furry with ten breasts and seven dicks.
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Apr 7, 2014 10:20
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That sounds like an old flash game I played years ago. I remember you were supposed to avoid being mutated, but it was more fun to see what kind of shambling mutated abomination you could get before your character went insane from having their flesh warped beyond all recognition. In retrospect, that was probably a porn game too.
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Apr 7, 2014 10:23
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ImpAtom posted:I had to google Corruption of Champions to find out what it was and apparently it's a game where you get raped repeatedly by monsters and turn into a furry with ten breasts and seven dicks. Straight out of the Book of Revelation, that one.
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Apr 7, 2014 10:36
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Lol the sex games abbreviations are CoC and TiTs
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Apr 7, 2014 10:39
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:That sounds like an old flash game I played years ago. I remember you were supposed to avoid being mutated, but it was more fun to see what kind of shambling mutated abomination you could get before your character went insane from having their flesh warped beyond all recognition. That sounds like Final Fantasy Legend on the Gameboy kinda!
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Apr 7, 2014 11:02
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Kaboom Dragoon posted:That sounds like an old flash game I played years ago. I remember you were supposed to avoid being mutated, but it was more fun to see what kind of shambling mutated abomination you could get before your character went insane from having their flesh warped beyond all recognition. I found it, but probably shouldn't link it.  It's based on a weird porn universe called legends of belial where basically everyone turns into a quivering mass of dicks
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ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:I found it, but probably shouldn't link it. Post how many pm's you get asking for links.
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Apr 7, 2014 11:47
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MinionOfCthulhu posted:That sounds like Final Fantasy Legend on the Gameboy kinda! Or one of a host of Nethack variations, now I think about it. ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:I found it, but probably shouldn't link it. Gamers.txt IV: everyone turns into a quivering mass of dicks
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Apr 7, 2014 11:49
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DrPaper posted:I disagree. I'd rather play Assasin's Creed where now I get to have a pirate ship instead of just jumping on buildings than walking around a room. Both are still games tho I loved AC4, but if the future of gaming is the same 3 games with slight alterations and minuscule better graphics every year I'm out.
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Apr 7, 2014 13:26
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Sandweed posted:I loved AC4, but if the future of gaming is the same 3 games with slight alterations and minuscule better graphics every year I'm out. Nah, the future of gaming is indie development and its infinite creativity. We can look forward to Minewar Z Craft Gun Zombie Survival instead. Why make sequels when everyone else just throws Minecraft, Day Z, Rogue-likes and poo poo into a blender for you? Tracula fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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Apr 7, 2014 13:33
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James and the people involved with miner bumping are awesome. It's worth reading the blog from time to time. Anyway RPS did a piece on Diablo 3 prohibiting the use of "Trans" in a clan title. http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/04/07/blizzard-trans-diablo-iii-clan-names/ Some quotes from the thread where a player asked why this isn't allowed. http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/12371697365 quote:The women in the army are "up in arms" about discriminatory hair cut restrictions. Know what you do to fix that? Buzz cuts for everyone, no exceptions. quote:id like to point out on this same note... why is it we have a blacksmith and no whitesmith? sounds pretty racist to me. ( World of Warcraft has a race called worgen. spell it backwards and you get negrow. anyone else find this racist also? keep in mind that the race has been around for a while now.) quote:wtf. next people will be !@#$%ing that blizzard discriminates against people with a bestiality orientation cause they wont let them name their clan DogsDoggyStyle.
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Sandweed posted:I consider it my solemn duty to ridicule anyone who hates Gone Home and or Goat Simulator. If you want to "save" video games you need to kill Call of Duty and Assassins Creed, in fact all annualized AAA franchises should probably just go away. Goat Simulator is the best thing since sliced bread, but Gone Home is really terrible and so are those pseudo-AAA titles that repeat themselves annually. I mean, the first couple AssCreed games were fun I guess, but they really needed to stop after Revelations. But basically my point is that running around doing stupid poo poo as a Goat is the epitome of what Video Games should be and seeing people get mad at that is hilarious. 
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Here's an oldie and a baddie from Games Radar dot com. Are video games really sexist?  Men invented literary misogyny because they told stories after the hunt, while their poor, put-upon broodmares slaved away in the kitchen. Someone literally believes this.  I actually agree with the bolded part. More women should aspire to be tough, competent and, most of all, silent like the Portal broad. quote:Female characters tend to be naught but bulging bundles of hyper-sexualised cliché, but most male video game characters are no less stereotyped. Where video game women are ultra-exaggerated reworkings of the hoary old breeder/sexy reward archetype, male characters are still the primeval hunter/gatherer type. Just with massive guns. It’s all arm-cripplingly ripped biceps, necks too muscley to turn, emotion dials stuck on “aggressive grimace” and a 50% lack of chest coverings. quote:And lets not forget the leaps and bounds made by Naughty Dog, its Uncharted series having finally managed to blend blockbuster action games with a likeable and believable cast. Nothing more believable and cliche-defying as a guy who murders literally thousands of people while yelling at the top of his lungs because a terrorist killed his best friend. Keep leaping those bounds, Naughty Dog! Fortunately, the comments section consists mostly of reasonable objections and even-handed discourse, but there's always that one chick who can't help but open her yap: quote:DriveShaft - January 19, 2010 9:32 p.m. Glad to see she has her priorities straight. Is the game good? Is it fun? Who cares! Elena's got them small titties, FIVE STARS!
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Is this a new record on gamers.txt coming from inside the thread? That is not what DriveShaft said and you know it.
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I am so glad we have another thread to bitch about how horrible gamers are. Here's an example: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/..._n_3202568.html quote:"I feel crazy and I know I'm not," he says on the 10-minute recording. He later states, "I tried to rape her. I tried to rape her but I couldn't do it … I tried to rape my own mom. Who tries to rape their own mom? My life is down the drain now."
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Shroom King posted:I am so glad we have another thread to bitch about how horrible gamers are. Here's an example: Thread's throwin a bit dark, bring back the angry rants about how we're secretly all SJWs. ZenMasterBullshit fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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Gee, it's almost like removing the rules about shitposting causes shitposting. Who would have expected. This is sort of paraphrasing because the thread has sense been locked, but the SWTOR official forums recently (yesterday, because the moderators don't get on on weekends) had a post by a very notorious PVPer who has been banned from the forums on 20+ accounts about how it's unfair. quote:Most of you probably know me. You know how unjustly I've been treated because of stupid babies on these forums. I was one of the original players here, and have been subbed since the game came out! I'm probably the best player in the game right now! And yet bioware is intentionally targetting me and removing my ability to discuss. Multiple times I've had to make accounts to get on the forums, even so far as spoofing my IP. The entire first three pages were people telling him he was a racist jerk, and that's why he got banned. His response? Clearly it would be to be level headed and argue otherwise quote:gently caress you motherfucking jew faggots who don't even know how to play the game. I've put more money into this game than all of you combined, you're all worthless leaches who no one needs, I bet you don't even PVP you loving jews. Come talk poo poo to my face you friend of the family fucks, you don't even know me! Bioware's facist fucks and are taking your rights and ruining this game I put money into and you're just nodding along you stupid sheep jews. The thread was finally closed and hidden at 9am today, and the poster rebanned from the forums. MMOs are serious business, guys. Edit: Note, he wasn't even banned from the game. He was literally just banned from using the forums for misconduct. Bioware explicitly does not ban from the game over things said/done over the forums, unless you're handing out hack tools or advertising a gold selling site. Has SA ever had someone explode that bad over being banned? Besides that guy earlier this year who wanted to kill Lowtax and/or the president. KittyEmpress fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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DiscoMouse posted:Is this a new record on gamers.txt coming from inside the thread? That is not what DriveShaft said and you know it. zen sex robot posted:This is more mental-disorders.txt than gamers.txt even if it is pretty hosed up. 
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Playing a lot of free games, there are a lot of crazies who think they earn the right to be terrible people by spending money. Even phone games (Pocket Knights) have big whales who spend thousands of dollars a month who openly threaten to kill people over the general chat channel. People with too much money tend to be crazy as gently caress.
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Hey, gamers, what do you eat if you don't cook? Pop tarts and donuts for breakfast, frozen food for lunch and dinner. Two bagel sandwiches with spinach dip a day. Delish!
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Leofish posted:Hey, gamers, what do you eat if you don't cook? I know right? Nerd doesn't even have Doritos(TM) or Mountain Dew on that list. How can he game without fuel?! HE CAN'T
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Apr 7, 2014 22:40
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Steam forums user mistakes malware for internet nazis.
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Leofish posted:Hey, gamers, what do you eat if you don't cook? Still way, way better than Uli.
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Maximum Planck posted:Steam forums user mistakes malware for internet nazis. Please tell me this continues. I really want to see this guy claim he doesn't have a virus/spyware and that it's all Steam's fault even after the proof is in front of him. People this stupid must need life-support to breathe or something.
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:Still way, way better than Uli. A bar so low you couldn't fit a degreased pizza under it.
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senae posted:A bar so low you couldn't fit a degreased pizza under it. Is he still degreasing pizzas or has he moved on to like crushing doritos or something?
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