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Adam Bowen posted:Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way. 
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This thread is incredible. I've never seen somebody so delusional. It's like playground bullshit taken to eleven. This is the highlight of the thread.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:36
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Presumably the 77% comment refers to the fact that when this date enters the bedroom, which of course it will because 100% male, his date is going to do most of the work due to his 33% blown knee. Even as he distances himself, Adam reveals that he truly is a goon.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:39
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Sorry I can't serve you NERDS anymore, but I have a DATE with a GIRL tonight and she's TOTALLY HOT and we're gonna BANG afterwards
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Apr 25, 2014 00:41
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Mr. Maltose posted:Presumably the 77% comment refers to the fact that when this date enters the bedroom, which of course it will because 100% male, his date is going to do most of the work due to his 33% blown knee. Oh I thought it was just a joke about how he can't satisfy a woman.
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KittyEmpress posted:Oh I thought it was just a joke about how he can't satisfy a woman. That's kind of a given
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Apr 25, 2014 00:46
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Wow. I don't think I've ever seen this bad of a breakdown this fast. Outstanding, Adam Bowen, you hero among 77% of men.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:47
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I enjoy this new, one man helldump show.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:48
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I don't know who is being ironic anymore. He's trolling yes. His last few posts were actually pretty funny though. Video games.
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Apr 25, 2014 00:49
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Barons make a new thread please. This is going to the mine of gold
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Stan Taylor posted:Video games. What are 'video games'?
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