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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > AdamBowen.txt: Are you saying that a woman's lungs aren't inside her breasts?
 
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LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.
GameFAQS is low hanging fruit, I know, but in this exciting topic, user "RahzarX" complains about being invaded in King's Ruin in Dark Souls II (Haven't played it, so I guess that means another player attacked him there or something). It's mostly boring "I play honorably" poo poo until someone points out you're allowed to do it in game, to which he replies:

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You're allowed to rape people in real life. I say go for it.

Bonus Reply:

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Look dude, have you heard of reefer? You should smoke some and chill the hell out.

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LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.
"My favorite is Lee Sin because he posesses the ability to make other people go flying away from him and he's also blind, probably from masturbating to female streamers!"

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LordHippoman
May 30, 2013

I, frankly, want this smug Jagen to be my avatar on all forms of social media immediately.

Adam Bowen posted:

Thanks for the entertainment guys but I've got a date tonight and torn ACL or not I'm not going to miss it. I value women primarily for their physical attributes and the one I'm going out with tonight is extremely valuable by that measure. She'll probably have to do most of the work and receive only 77% of the payoff, but that's the world we live in and I'd like to keep it that way.

I'm talking about sex btw, which I have and you don't, but feel free to picture my shirtless body running up and down the beach while you jack yourselves to sleep with tears tonight.

Mr. Bowen, have you ever heard of #NOTIPS?

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