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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm +180 now what do I do with this knowledge? Drive around in my landrover throwing handfuls of change at people?

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

mookface posted:

I'm +180 now what do I do with this knowledge? Drive around in my landrover throwing handfuls of change at people?

No, you drive around in your landrover throwing your landrover at people

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 6, 2014

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Better top off the wiper fluid and drive down the hill to wear the unprivileged engage in their pointless endeavours and continue rutting like the fools they are

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
"no you see by being a short, ugly pervert who thinks he's a dragon I WIN"

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


SunAndSpring posted:

Where the hell did this "Check your privilege" thing even come from? Like, what, am I supposed to meditate on how great my life is compared to their poo poo life?

yes. it's a way to get people to feel guilty

TheInvisiblePooka
Dec 18, 2012

OwlBot 2000 posted:

It came about from an utterly defeated left that got too scared to fight against real problems and started devouring itself in an ouroboros of guilt to maintain an illusion of rebellion without running the risk of confronting actual oppressive power

I.E., being a passive-aggressive little poo poo.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 175

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
Thanks, website, but I already knew I was a shitlord.

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

you irl posted:

-4325 you guys are all amateurs at being oppressed

lmao scrub. I got -4335. Stop oppressing me.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
so is feykin more or less oppressed than dragonkin?

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

Miltank posted:

so is feykin more or less oppressed than dragonkin?

Looks like "Other" (which feykin would fall under) is 25 points more oppressed compared to dragonkin which makes sense because feykins are loving gross and should kill themselves asap.

You're gross.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im transamerican *eats burger w/ coke*

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

quakster posted:

im transamerican *eats burger w/ coke*
in america we just call you people immigrants

you people

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
-210

You can skip questions though.

Kinship?

I have to be a furry to become one i guess.

I found a way to get it too 1000 points.

heh

Dragonkin gets the most points.

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
-540 life as a billionaire oil prince really is hard.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
What the gently caress, only -50?! That's piddling. How are you getting all these scores? Also, how come I get points docked for being poor and convincingly male?

Edit: Oh, if I make $10k more a year I get upgraded to SHITLORD. Can't wait

Lieutenant Dan fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Apr 6, 2014

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

OwlBot 2000 posted:

Nobody who has actual power and privilege feels bad about it or will be guilted into changing it. Imagine walking up to Charles Koch, Donald Trump, or King Abdullah and telling them they're privileged, as if they were unaware of the fact and haven't been consciously fighting their whole lives to maintain that status.. Only the worst kind of liberal would think Privilege Checking is useful on any level.


Lord Tywin posted:

-540 life as a billionaire oil prince really is hard.



It's hard to be the king.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Being white dragon kin makes you more oppressed than being Hindu. I'll try to remember that the next time someone says my grandmother's burning in hell.

Suicide Mickey
Aug 25, 2010
Your privilege level is Privileged with a score of 80

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
I'm a straight white male who is tall and earns a reasonable amount of money, but somehow I got -80, disadvantaged :smug: Suck on that, shitlords!!

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

cmndstab posted:

I'm a straight white male who is tall and earns a reasonable amount of money, but somehow I got -80, disadvantaged :smug: Suck on that, shitlords!!

Are you other kin or autistic?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The maker of this quiz should check their stupidity. I got -240.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
Your privilege level is Extremely Oppressed with a score of -115


Yeah! gently caress all you faggots! Bow down before me!

Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

hey guys check out this really cool website, just go to www.galtse.cx and check it out

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
The band on "normal" is so narrow, literally no one is. You're either suffering from one of the conditions that causes autoppression, or you're privileged. Otherwise, congrats on oppressing the furries.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Lieutenant Dan posted:

What the gently caress, only -50?! That's piddling. How are you getting all these scores? Also, how come I get points docked for being poor and convincingly male?

Edit: Oh, if I make $10k more a year I get upgraded to SHITLORD. Can't wait

We're just temporarily embarrassed shitlords until our next performance review.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Lieutenant Dan posted:

What the gently caress, only -50?! That's piddling. How are you getting all these scores?
Truth told I cheated and said I was blind, which technically I am according to the DMV but the DSM-V would throw me out for being a lying dick

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

The X-man cometh posted:

Are you other kin or autistic?

No but I am a bit fat, I think that helped my oppression levels quite a bit!

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
I'm a Weedlord with a score of 420.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

RedTeam posted:

I'm a Weedlord with a score of 420.

Your privilege level is BONERLORD with a score of 69

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
wait you can check all the boxes...

-3870

The Whole Internet fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Apr 7, 2014

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
I've realized that "Check your privilege", "rape culture", "trigger warning", and all that other poo poo are the liberal buzzword equivalent of a website age gate: something some arbitrary and pointless and easily ignored that it does almost exactly nothing that it was intended to do.

e: Like, could you imagine some sweaty 23 year old white dude that smells faintly of weed screaming "SHITLLOOOOOOOOOORD!" at the top of their lungs at Hitler or a loving slave plantation owner? Wouldn't hurt them none.

SunAndSpring fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Apr 7, 2014

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW

The Whole Internet posted:

wait you can check all the boxes...

-3870

holy poo poo this is the video card that started the bitcoin thingy

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I like how all the profession choices are typical Responsible, Respectable Adult careers and are probably automatically classified as being EXTREME privilege jobs, while Other (unemployed/gamestop employee) are the jobs of the oppressed

check your apply-yourself-at-school-and-have-ambition privilege

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008




article turned out to be from the onion

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW

icantfindaname posted:



article turned out to be from the onion

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2013/10/prweb11233983.htm

2 in 3 are fat, it's funny because it's true.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Because we can pass as straights if need be, same reason passing trans is more privileged than non passing.

Got -190 Extremely Oppressed. Where is my free phone, Obama?

...except that we're not straight

also what the hell else are you that caused you to get -190...

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

I drive a toyota and work an okay job - Shitlord 180

Oil Sultan from the Mid-East - Extremely Oppressed -575

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