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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Hoping for some bush or nice boobs tonight? Can't wait for Joffrey to get poisoned?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

guy on toilet thread

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

lmao if you still care about this unfinished mess of stabbings and crap

want to see rickon, or is it bran? get turned into a tree though, that should be pretty lol

uG
Apr 23, 2003



gas

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Scandalous not-porn for middle aged women.

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

lmao if you still care about this unfinished mess of stabbings and crap

want to see rickon, or is it bran? get turned into a tree though, that should be pretty lol

I wanna see a kid get stabbed like in the walking dead.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


the midget is going to pwn his dad with a crossbow I heard. dad is ploughing his side ho and the midget is gonna make him pay with a crossbow. I'm cuckold cleanup

uG
Apr 23, 2003



please post spoilers i can tell to people who watch game of thrones thanks u

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

oh yeah jon snow is a targareyen and forms an allia





i cant even finish this spoiler, its so loving pointless

cuckold cleanup posted:

the midget is going to pwn his dad with a crossbow I heard. dad is ploughing his side ho and the midget is gonna make him pay with a crossbow. I'm cuckold cleanup

you could say... it was a 'cuckold cleanup'!!

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011



Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Joffrey poisoned
Tywin fucks Tyrions whore
Tyrion shoots Tywin on the toilet
Alliteration
Catelyn becomes a zombie
Dragons get bigger and cause some domestic troubles

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


Arya goes blind, becomes a ninja

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Wicker Man posted:

Scandalous not-porn for middle aged women.

More like sad soft porn that even the most autistic Dungeon Master would never pull out of his hat on game night, even though he's always wanted to.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Brienne is going to die not this season but next and it's zombie Cat that kills her

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



you ever view something and feel that its "trying too hard"? that's how i felt when i watched the first episode of GoT

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Tyrion gets hung for killing tywin

Theon never gets his dick back, Brans wildling nanny tries to rescue him for some reason??

uG
Apr 23, 2003



The Droid posted:

you ever view something and feel that its "trying too hard"? that's how i felt when i watched the first episode of GoT

mlyp

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005




Waltzing Along posted:

Joffrey poisoned
Tywin fucks Tyrions whore
Tyrion shoots Tywin on the toilet
Alliteration
Catelyn becomes a zombie
Dragons get bigger and cause some domestic troubles

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.

The Droid posted:

you ever view something and feel that its "trying too hard"? that's how i felt when i watched the first episode of GoT

they shoulda just filmed it in Vancouver or something.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

DEAD MAN'S SHOE posted:

Tyrion gets hung for killing tywin

Theon never gets his dick back, Brans wildling nanny tries to rescue him for some reason??

This is a lie Tyrion escapes King's Landing and goes to visit Dany cuz he's all like gently caress the Lannisters

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Waltzing Along posted:

Arya goes blind, becomes a ninja

Mind numbingly boring poo poo drags on forever, and is occasionally punctuated by a meaningless death which is the equivalent of GRRM slamming a door to shame a sleeping pupil.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012




poo poo

etalian
Mar 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Waltzing Along posted:

Joffrey poisoned
Tywin fucks Tyrions whore
Tyrion shoots Tywin on the toilet
Alliteration
Catelyn becomes a zombie
Dragons get bigger and cause some domestic troubles

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.

Waltzing Along posted:

Hoping for some bush or nice boobs tonight? Can't wait for Joffrey to get poisoned?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4

lol tonight's episode is titled "two swords".

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011



shae testifies against tyrion (falsely). tyrion catches tywin and shae in bed, kill them both

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

I wish they'd show Arya in Braavos this season but I know that won't happen. Her storyline seems like it's gonna get real interesting in book 6 it sucks they kinda left it just chilling in a temple in book 4. I don't remember reading about her going blind tho.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Frankenstyle posted:

Mind numbingly boring poo poo drags on forever, and is occasionally punctuated by a meaningless death which is the equivalent of GRRM slamming a door to shame a sleeping pupil.

the only correct answer

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Frankenstyle posted:

Mind numbingly boring poo poo drags on forever, and is occasionally punctuated by a meaningless death which is the equivalent of GRRM slamming a door to shame a sleeping pupil.

Really, what's the appeal supposed to be? Just a lot of melodrama?

Also I heard there are monsters in it. Only thing that sounds kinda interesting.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011



its really the defining characteristic of (fantasy) book series

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Wicker Man posted:

Really, what's the appeal supposed to be? Just a lot of melodrama?

Also I heard there are monsters in it. Only thing that sounds kinda interesting.

Don't listen to that guy he obviously doesn't smoke weed or drink alcohol while watching which is the only way to a watch the show correctly and it rules

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

wow i cant wait to witness the blossoming of romance between Dany and that dutch junkie from Treme

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

What happens to that hot redhead? Both of them?

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Hobohemian posted:

What happens to that hot redhead? Both of them?

Ygritte dies this season. Gonna be a battle at the wall.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Hobohemian posted:

What happens to that hot redhead? Both of them?

Jon Snow kills Ygritte since he realizes that gay sex in a military environment is better than loving a bunch of smelly barbarians.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

Come on Abed, let's spoon in the Gluon Chamber.

Hobohemian posted:

I wanna see a kid get stabbed like in the walking dead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3tu5Wfp34#t=14s

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

InFlames235 posted:

Ygritte dies this season. Gonna be a battle at the wall.

Booooo

Fix it HBO. Fix this dogshit writing and keep on the pretty ladies.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE
Nov 23, 2003

We will become evil and the stars will come alive

The dragons are a metaphor for American Exceptionalism

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Hobohemian posted:

Booooo

Fix it HBO. Fix this dogshit writing and keep on the pretty ladies.

rip ygritte titties

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

Come on Abed, let's spoon in the Gluon Chamber.

Hobohemian posted:

Fix it HBO. Fix this dogshit writing and keep on the pretty ladies.

Never fret, Doran Martell keeps like eight sand snakes (hot and horny spanish broads) locked up in his tower.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zczwVZzmuQw

The best thing about GoT

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