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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

AHHHHH I AM HAVING EGO DEATH


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01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Trapezium Dave posted:



Curse you, Nixon! :argh:

hahaha this rules

Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."



EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I don't get any of this. Am I hallucinating this thread?

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Apr 9, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

why not :buddy:

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe

Freakbox posted:

Someone photoshop nixon with horns or something- that seems to be what she was going for.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Nixon isn't the true villain. That role goes to Dario Tiretto, the killer of Aldo Moro the Italian prime minister and JFK's lover.

Here are some sample pages of when JFK finally tracks Tiretto down and pursues him through the trenches of Verdun:

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

A true Berliner

naem
May 29, 2011

Literally the gayest thing I've ever ever heard of

naem
May 29, 2011

It's like it was designed by committee in fyad and someone won the lottery and made it come true

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

naem posted:

It's like it was designed by committee in fyad and someone won the lottery and made it come true

i almost can't believe it's real




but it is

blanktester
Aug 28, 2012

Also I saw my hand on blood lying on the ground, and I saw someone with device's like pile bunker and grind with evil smile
Things like this make me proud to be an Americanian. :911:

naem
May 29, 2011

How is this thread not exploding right now

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

it might not make me proud but i'm glad this had the right to exist, semper fi

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum


JFK with a thylacine, a mammoth, and a German tarpin, as well as "the Sky Disc of Nebra". Also:



Erwin Rommel; a potential for crossover with everyone's favourite Nazi fetishist?????

A friend put it eloquently when he said "Why do crazy cat ladies make the best art?"

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

What if, in an alternate history, the Germans were the one to storm the beaches at D-Day, what would it look like? Well Diana Kennedy has that covered:

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
is this funny? dunno if I wanna read

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
The single worksafe image in the :siren: JFK Erotica :siren: gallery:



What is it with straight women fetishising gays on horses? We may never know the answer. Heterosexuals are weird.

Turncoat Mommy
Oct 3, 2010

I believe in you.
that's pick's territory, ask her

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Freakbox posted:

:shrug: I just don't get it. Nature kinda sucks in large quantities.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

What is it with straight women fetishising gays on horses? We may never know the answer. Heterosexuals are weird.

It's porn on a symbolical level. Horses are fickle animals with huge dongs. Riding a horse represents taking control of your animal instincts and your sexuality. Representations of people on horses have a near erotic level of sensuality, without being actually erotic (at least, as long as furry artists aren't involved) so it's all safe and acceptable. It's not just men on horses, either, just look up Lady Godiva.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Cat Mattress posted:

Nature abhors a vacuum.


It's porn on a symbolical level. Horses are fickle animals with huge dongs. Riding a horse represents taking control of your animal instincts and your sexuality. Representations of people on horses have a near erotic level of sensuality, without being actually erotic (at least, as long as furry artists aren't involved) so it's all safe and acceptable. It's not just men on horses, either, just look up Lady Godiva.

Somehow I had a feeling the answer was "horse cocks"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Trapezium Dave posted:

What if, in an alternate history, the Germans were the one to storm the beaches at D-Day, what would it look like? Well Diana Kennedy has that covered:



all is for the best in this best of all possible worlds

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009


Lol this is good.

So I'm halfheartedly browsing the site... apparently the two graphic novels are behind a pay wall/you gotta subscribe?

e:stupid phone

Backweb fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Apr 9, 2014

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The store layout makes no sense, but actually there are five, two of which are available as ebooks, number #2 and #5 of course. They're in English, German, and French, all of which are arbitrarily different prices, none of which are of course round numbers. I recommend buying #2, which is $1.77 in English.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Cat Mattress posted:

Nature abhors a vacuum.


It's porn on a symbolical level. Horses are fickle animals with huge dongs. Riding a horse represents taking control of your animal instincts and your sexuality. Representations of people on horses have a near erotic level of sensuality, without being actually erotic (at least, as long as furry artists aren't involved) so it's all safe and acceptable. It's not just men on horses, either, just look up Lady Godiva.

Don't forget centaurs, both man and beast (if you know what I mean), being generally debauched bad boys, human with a wild side to rein in. Same principle, best of both worlds.

/armchairpsychology

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Tardigrade posted:

Don't forget centaurs, both man and beast (if you know what I mean), being generally debauched bad boys, human with a wild side to rein in. Same principle, best of both worlds.

/armchairpsychology

My brother does psychiatry and I'm doing literary criticism, and this is finally art we can both appreciate without me having to worry about whether our socialist friends will gut me for being so fascinated with it. :v: It's fantastic material for any kind of discussion on a little bit of madness being necessary for the formation of true art. Either way those are some nice horses.

She makes me feel patriotic for a country I'm not even a part of :911:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Tardigrade posted:

Don't forget centaurs, both man and beast (if you know what I mean), being generally debauched bad boys, human with a wild side to rein in. Same principle, best of both worlds.

/armchairpsychology

Centaurs are really popular right now, I am not totally sure why. There was a time in the early 00's where furries were super into "taurs" generally, which were often cat furry tops on cat bottoms and poo poo, just like 150% cat.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
eh, ill watch it if it get turned into anime.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Pick posted:

Centaurs are really popular right now, I am not totally sure why. There was a time in the early 00's where furries were super into "taurs" generally, which were often cat furry tops on cat bottoms and poo poo, just like 150% cat.

How do you know this

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How do you know this

I would be more impressed if Pick didn't know that.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

How do you know this

I'll put a chapter in my memoirs.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Some people got into drugs, pick coped by getting into gay centaur porn

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
my friend signed me up for furrcadia we didn't understand we thought it was just a chatroom with kitties (catroom?) :smithicide:

BloodWulfe
Mar 18, 2003

Trapezium Dave posted:

What if, in an alternate history, the Germans were the one to storm the beaches at D-Day, what would it look like? Well Diana Kennedy has that covered:



I'm pretty sure horses don't work that way

but

it also seems feasible that the Germans would try launching seaponies from schooners. They tried a lot of weird stuff after all.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
we should have landed in Belgium and let Germany have France after the war

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

reallivedinosaur posted:

Looks pretty cool too me, I'll check it out. Thanks for the tip OP.



What's Dr. Girlfriend doing riding in that car?

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CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

BloodWulfe posted:

I'm pretty sure horses don't work that way

but

it also seems feasible that the Germans would try launching seaponies from schooners. They tried a lot of weird stuff after all.

And most of their wacky plans worked about as well as launching seaponies from schooners would. Ahh Nazi Germany, the most incompetent master race.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
why would germany assault normandy

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

She makes me feel patriotic for a country I'm not even a part of :911:

We're all Americanians in this thread :911:

Loving the fact that I can read ambiguously-priced French. This website is so horribly designed though.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


"And this is my common law wife, Rain Melon."

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
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