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Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

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Lizard Combatant posted:

I'll play, but add another slot Xylo as I'll likely die quickly, for I am:

Cretaceous Jones.

70 year old, retired dog catcher.

A cantankerous drunk who blames society's ills on the rise of multiculturalism, Cretaceous suffers from gout and carries a small overweight fox terrier (also suffers from gout) called Pinochet.

His mobility is limited to a motorised scooter (top speed 11kmp/h) and attached trailer, home to his beloved goose Mr Downer and dubbed by local wags as the Goose Wagon.

:patriot:

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Oct 9, 2012

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Lizard Combatant posted:

It's Buggy Swires now. Can you please post the Goose Wagon photo for my character sheet?

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Oct 9, 2012

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XyloJW posted:

Buggy Swires, you have come because while you oppose corruption, you also are suspicious of new people and things, but also because the flyer said free food and drinks. You leave the Goose Wagon and its passengers outside, and enter.

I can confirm this is all canonical for the real goose wagon man, Xylo has done his homework.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Excuse me but my Mary Sue could've totally dodged that bullet, I did the math. Furthermore,

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Oct 9, 2012

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Goon project.

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Splode posted:

Mills is going to get shot again

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Oct 9, 2012

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Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

My spirit animal had better be a sentient can of cascade draught. :boonie:

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Oct 9, 2012

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I think it's pretty clear that your collective spirit guide will be the concept of alcoholism.

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Oct 9, 2012

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XyloJW posted:

Let me know when you're back, and Blacktail will start telling you secrets about the Goosewagon.

:aaaaa:

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mr Downer is actually the spirit guide.

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Oct 9, 2012

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bell jar posted:

loving wendigoes

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Oct 9, 2012

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Fuckin' wendigos.

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Oct 9, 2012

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beetroy posted:

"~Spirit world~, whatever that is" Alf replies.

Alf right now:

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Oct 9, 2012

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Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

Just always drink a tinnie

Come on Spirit of Alcoholism :pray:

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Oct 9, 2012

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Mate we don't like foreigners around these parts.

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Boon sighed as he aided the dying werewolf.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Lizard Combatant posted:

Stealth can be just as much about not being noticed as it is being unseen :colbert:

Sorry to be the one to tell you this mate, even in the Shire the goosewagon stands out in a crowd.

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Oct 9, 2012

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You're going to break that loving mirror with the goosewagon.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Bifauxnen posted:

Does the unicorn poo poo lamingtons?

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Oct 9, 2012

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XyloJW posted:

Not standing close to anyone at all and rising out of the pond is a huge serpent, as big around as a man, with an elk's antlers, and a radiating jewel in its forehead. It watches the proceedings with interest.

?

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bell jar posted:

splode gets kaepora gaebora

I eagerly await the three page long explanation that he'll fail a roll to understand and get it repeated.

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Oct 9, 2012

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I hope you guys choose Coyote so I can make more Gunnerkrigg jokes.

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Oct 9, 2012

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After that massive grimdark unicorn speech you guys should go Coyote just to gently caress with him.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Bit late but I'm disappointed belgaer didn't just glass the guy.

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Oct 9, 2012

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:wtc:

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I really hope Boon botches the roll and can't get through for like five turns.

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Baby Joementum taught him the secrets of time travel.

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Fuckin' wagondigos.

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Oct 9, 2012

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bell jar posted:

here's the plan:
unicorn > outback > piss on uluru > fight massive bunyip guy

A true young Lib.

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Oct 9, 2012

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XyloJW posted:

Blacktail: "Well, then, lets get to it. Hey, pop quiz, how do you summon Wendigo?"

Jarrod is held down, screaming, as Selene tears out his still beating heart.

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Shadeoses posted:

Selene should totally rip that minion's heart out and offer it as a sacrifice. I mean you're going to have to do it sooner or later, might as well impress Wendigo now.

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XyloJW posted:

Well, not exactly, it's kind of his self-appointed job, he's just cranky.

However if you guys would've chosen Coyote, he would've given you all the boot and told you to never come back then and there.

rip what could have been. :sigh:

I sure hope Wendigo was actually just Coyote in disguise tricking you.

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When you guys go to the hospital you should pose as doctors so you get a nice clean removal of his heart.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

Doctor Boon, Doctor Stewart, Doctor Swires to the Emergency Room.

"drat we've lost him *tears heart out* he was a donor I'll just take this now."

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Oct 9, 2012

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Splode posted:

We should get a jeep and weld a machine gun turret to it with extra large trigger

You guys continue to steal plans from my DH group. All you need to do is convert one of your cavemen to a teleporting robot and we have the whole thing going.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Xylo are there rules for cyborg werewolves, if not you should homebrew some.

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Was that a robot and also not some kind of god-creature or some poo poo? I missed the robot part I guess. :shrug:

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Shadeoses posted:

Can't wait to see David Boon in his whites beating police to death with a cricket bat.

The Brisbane Massacre of 1996 was a turning point of sweeping reform in cricket bat law.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Poor Uktena.

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Xylo stares at the screen, moving his carefully written up TXT file to the Recycle Bin.

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