[W:tA] fuck off - were wolves (Auspol OOC/Peanut Gallery)

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Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I have decided to play and I will be roleplaying myself IRL.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 00:10

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:27

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Just imagine the Wolf of Wall Street. That's me. All puns intended.

Mills fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Apr 10, 2014

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 00:18

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Can someone play as Craig Thompson circa 1996, a man with hidden inner demons?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 00:41

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

He was an A in 1996.

Do you need more information for my character?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 01:13

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I actually did get gout last year.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 03:10

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Is there a deadline for this? Is anyone going to care if I take until the weekend to give proper effort to creating this character?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 06:33

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I need to be in every scene.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 06:43

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I'm having trouble deciding how to rate my empathy skills.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:31

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

So I have one attribute with 8 points, one attribute with 6 points, one attribute with 4 points and six attributes with 1 point?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:34

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

How does this look?

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:49

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I want to take that point out of Survival but I can't. :cry:

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:53

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I want to remove the point in Survival but it won't let me. Firearms is because he is a card-carrying member of the local gun club. But I toned down guns and drive for Leadership. My character did not have a rough childhood.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:55

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

How do you define Streetwise? I just think of it as 'street smarts' like 'social smarts'.

I bumped Leadership to 4 already.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 07:56

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I made changes! :neckbeard:

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 08:00

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

John P. Rothschild

A banker at Advance Bank, John enjoys driving to work in his Porsche, while laughing at the hordes of people who have to travel by train or bus. When not savouring his daily ritual of a grass-fed steak with an expensive bottle of red for lunch, John trades interest rate and FX derivatives. John is a card carrying Liberal member, and he voted [1] for Elizabeth Grace in the electorate in which he resides. Controversial, as John hates all women.

Things are looking up for John, but little does he know, Advance Bank is looking to merge with St. George Bank, and who knows how that will work out for him...

Mills fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Apr 10, 2014

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 08:11

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Evil is subjective. I'm a sociopath. That's not evil. Not to me at least. :getin:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 02:10

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

All morality is relative. :shrug:

JP is who JP is.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 02:19

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

JP is looking out for number one. Think of his moral system as 'geocentric' rather than 'Copernican'.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 02:29

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I'm trying to get in character so I am legit having spanner crab omelette, eye fillet and half of a bottle of Shiraz for lunch

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 02:55

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Ahahahha

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 02:59

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I have no idea what I'm doing. But I've got this.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 05:23

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I have never played D&D. Excuse me for having reasonable expectations when making my decisions.

GOON FIRES PISTOL FROM 11 BILLION MILES AWAY. YOU ROLL FOR DODGE???

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 06:59

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I didn't need to dodge until a bullet was fired. The bullet was fired and I was judged hit wholly within the same post. Your logic is poo poo.

QED

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 07:04

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

The world is JP's playground like this D&D game is our playground. :unsmigghh:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 08:00

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Me IRL :

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 08:02

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Did those girls die? I was done with them anyway. Quaalude addicts.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 08:04

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I want to know how on fire my house is on the scale of 10-10 first.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 08:13

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Have you stopped writing updates? Should I stop F5ing?

# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 08:18

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Now do me.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 09:28

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Xylo sleeps too much. My blood lust needs satiating.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 11:50

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I eat all the lamingtons.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 13:31

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Seems like a canetoad would be more fitting.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 05:05

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Our spirit guide will be Daniel Johns.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 05:31

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Bifauxnen posted:

What else has JP got in there? Has he got those roomba robots that clean the floor?

Invented in 2002.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 05:30

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

B
A
A

# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 04:20

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

It's in character. :colbert:

# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 07:47

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Individual. Do me first. Do me right now.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 08:02

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Coyote

# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 09:14

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

I'll donate $50 to charity if we choose coyote. :shrug:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 02:39

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 03:27

Mills: Jun 13, 2003

Werewolf mystery connected to MH370.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 00:07

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