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lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:03 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:50 |
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so much for stealth, eh
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:45 |
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Doug's fart ruined the whole mission, they're onto us now and Eddie's gonna hunt us down by the fart smell
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:47 |
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Bifauxnen posted:Doug's fart ruined the whole mission, they're onto us now and Eddie's gonna hunt us down by the fart smell The casualties will be terrible though. Werewolf farts are a deadly nerve gas!
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:51 |
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Splode posted:The casualties will be terrible though. Werewolf farts are a deadly nerve gas! roll for psychological damage from fart
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:53 |
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IronicBeetCriminal posted:roll for psychological damage from fart More dangerous than the black spiral itself
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# ? Aug 14, 2014 13:55 |
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In case I wasn't clear before I'm just sticking to, guarding and encouraging the courier.
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# ? Aug 16, 2014 04:47 |
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Swires racks the bolt on the rifle, readying for another shot at the slowly retreating vehicle. Marvin keeps his position on the corner, so he can keep everyone in eyesight, but he relays over the mindlink to everyone that the guys blocking the exit have fled, the courier is free to leave that way. Jarrod steers him back towards the exit. Selene, sticks close to the courier, but tries to stay out of sight. Alf goes scouting up by the parking lot. Boon keeps watch on the east side to make sure nothing goes wrong. Doug dicks around with Raj, but Raj starts heading towards the car.
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# ? Aug 17, 2014 07:54 |
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I thought I was heading the other way towards the courier, but it doesn't really matter since I'm mostly killing time right now. That and the fart cloud might have given Raj the Confuse status. Raj keeps an eye on the guard and the car, hoping they can call it a night soon and get out of the rain.
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# ? Aug 17, 2014 08:04 |
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Doug begins making his way towards the car they stashed in the carpark.
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# ? Aug 17, 2014 08:07 |
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Jarrod continues to escort old mate
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# ? Aug 17, 2014 09:19 |
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Alf looks around for any CCTV cameras that may have caught any of the action, doubling back where he came from.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 06:00 |
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Boon looks for ways to get off the roof
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 06:18 |
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Marvin's keeping an eye on the car up back.
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# ? Aug 18, 2014 07:02 |
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Alf scouts around but doesn't see any obvious signs of cameras. He sees some wolf prints left by Jarrod in the grass and stomps across them, but the rain will probably wash away most evidence like that. Swires watches the guard, and when he starts to raise his head, he fires a warning shot just over his head to keep him down. Jarrod stays by the courier and escorts him across the bridge. Everyone else makes their way to the SUV. The group pulls up around, picks up Swires and Alf, and after tailing behind the courier for a bit, picks up Jarrod. The courier slinks off down a side street, confident that he's lost all pursuit. You all have just completed a mission without actually killing anyone! Everyone gains 5 XP. You drive back to Blacktail's cabin.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:56 |
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Yay! Looking forward to the fallout from this
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:51 |
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On the ride back Alf asks Raj "so how do you tell your friends both tasks have been done? Email? Or is it more a don't call us we'll call you thing?"
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:08 |
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XyloJW posted:You all have just completed a mission without actually killing anyone! Eddie will NEVER suspect it was us now! Maybe next mission we should go on a giant murder spree again though just so he doesn't catch on. Beetfauxnen posted:On the ride back Alf asks Raj "so how do you tell your friends both tasks have been done? Email? Or is it more a don't call us we'll call you thing?" "Yeah, I'll send them an email." Raj can't wait to rub it in their face!
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:34 |
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Alf nods. Back at Blacktails cabin Alf cleans his rifle, reloads and asks of Selene and Boon "Did you two want to hang onto the healing oranges?"
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 03:14 |
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Oh yeah, what are we actually going to do with the rest of JP's body? Raj uses his willpower to get the internet turned on again, to write back the Glass Walkers. quote:What's up, dudes? Need any more child labor over there? By the way, I was almost too busy to run that errand tonight cause we've been busy redecorating the place. We just found the most BADASS paperweight to put on the desk, you should come check it out. But do you guys have any tips to get out bloodstains?
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 03:33 |
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Beetfauxnen posted:Alf nods. "Yeah, I'll hold on to it. Better to have it and not need it, right?" Selene is chuffed that the Mission: Impossible shenanigans worked out so well.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 03:41 |
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Are we still playing this? What are we waiting on?
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 09:05 |
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I think you, coq, cp and lc to say if they want to do anything that night? Or maybe xylos chilling.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 10:17 |
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Marvin passes out face down in a pile of beer cans.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 10:18 |
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Doug does nothing of interest
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 10:20 |
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poo poo, sorry. Boonie downs a tinnie for every person he didn't kill tonight.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 10:33 |
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Swires necks a bottle of anti-freeze and falls down in the garden.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 11:11 |
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Solid effort from team high-functioning this evening.
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# ? Aug 24, 2014 11:31 |
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bell jar posted:Are we still playing this? What are we waiting on? Sorry, I've been very unpleasantly busy lately. Game is sort of on hold.
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 05:33 |
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XyloJW posted:Sorry, I've been very unpleasantly busy lately. Game is sort of on hold. It's okay, I had just realised it had been a few days and I wasn't sure where we were up to
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# ? Aug 25, 2014 12:22 |
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Alf changes to Lupus and goes out side to mark his territory on some trees.
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# ? Aug 27, 2014 14:00 |
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Passed out in the yard, Buggy too lays a claim to his own pants.
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# ? Aug 27, 2014 16:01 |
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Meanwhile, back at Blacktails Cabin
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 14:00 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 22:02 |
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Marvin wakes up in a cold sweat. "Christ, what a nightmare." Surveying the room, he confirms to himself that it is indeed his house, considerably un-burnt-down. Realising he's alone, he concentrates with all his might and attempts to shift. The ensuing fart is long and droning. "Well, that's enough scientific rigour for me." He had never been one for the chemistry course he'd taken to fill out his electives. "It was so vivid though... maybe I could make something of it..." Stopping only at the fridge to grab a four X to keep him mentally active, he rushes to his writing desk. Working all through the night, he documents the dream he'd had, producing, by morning, an initial draft he is totally unimpressed with. "Ugh, these characters, so boring and one-dimensional, and I'm 90% sure some of them my brain just picked up from seeing them on the television, not to mention all the downtime in the narrative's progression. And Ram Jet? Ugh." Settling into a failure beer he tosses the manuscript into the shredder. "Who'd read some poo poo about werewolves and vampires anyway."
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:33 |
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Buggy is woken by the rising sun, his clothes damp from morning dew and nocturnal emissions. He doesn't recognise his surroundings and is mildly surprised by how little this concerns him. Buggy sighs and picks himself up. His joints protest, if only out of habit, as he steadies himself against a tree. It reeks of piss. He stares at the revolver in his hand. A tide of memory washes over him, the cabin, the warehouse, the hospital... Hospital... His dear wife Millicent, spent her last month in a hospital just like it. He sits down next to the pissy tree. Hopefully the freaks would take care of his dog and bird. Goodbye Mr Swires.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 08:10 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 15:50 |
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Boonie goes to Melbourne for a weekend holiday. 70 people die.
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# ? Oct 27, 2014 08:21 |