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deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
East:
1 v 8
Winner: Bruins gp: 4

2 v 7
Winner: Blue Jackets gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Lightning gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Avs gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Ducks gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Blackhawks gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: Rask

Number of OT games: 6

Number of suspensions: 0

Total goals of entire playoffs: 367

Total goals of the finals: 31

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.8gaa/91.2sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): St Louis

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Kane - 11 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Andrew Shaw - 32 PIM

Too Much Mans: 13



Veskit - You put the number of goals for Joe Pavelski as "Boston" and left the Cup winner blank :raise:

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deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
You guys are bad at deadlines :smugdog:



Stickarts posted:

A quick stat update:

CEDRIC PAQUETTE bursts into the PIM lead with 14. Except nobody picked him.

And for comedy purposes :siren: RENE BORK BORK BORK :siren: leads the league in goals!

And 3x Too Much Mans already! We have been blessed!
Cedric Paquette sounds like something the EA name generator would come up with and as such I question the validity of this!

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Should've used spears to the groin as a tie break :monocle:


Red x's will consume us all :ohdear:

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Boston v. Montreal: Bruins, 6

Pittsburgh v. New York: Penguins, 7


Chicago v. Minnesota: Chicago, 4

Anaheim v. Los Angeles: Kings, 5

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

Stickarts posted:

I'm at 99% monthly bandwidth with a week to go. Looks like imgur might be getting a new customer. If that's the web hosting site to use these days.
Imgur is the way to go, if it's anything over 3megs use minus

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Montreal in 6
Chicago in 6

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Kings in 5

Cup Winning Goal - Brad Doty

Suspensions - 1(Brown elbowing Lundqvist into next season)

deafmute fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jun 2, 2014

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

Stickarts posted:

haha Hockles, you're a month late on the hot tip.

Your top 21 SAS Pick 'em countdown!

21-17

18th: 45 points. Zamboni Jesus. 1 bonus. 9/15 series.
18th: 45 points. Zat. 1 bonus question. 9/15 series.
18th: 45 points. Rutkowski. 3 bonus questions correct, 9/15 series.
16th: 46 points. ThinkTank. 2.5 bonus questions. 9/15 series.
16th: 46 points. CBJSprague24. ½ bonus questions. 7/15 series

16-9

13th: 47 points. Mentholmoose. 1 bonus question. 10/15 series.
13th: 47 points. deafmute. 1 bonus. 6/15 series.
13th: 47 points. CDX. 1 bonus. 8/15 series.
11th: 48 points. duro. 1 bonus. 8/15 series.
11th: 48 points. whatis. 1.5 bonus. 9/11 series.
09th: 49 points. Drunk Canuck. 1 bonus. 9/15 series.
09th: 49 points. Veskit. 1.5 bonus. 10/15 series.


Note: Make sure to mock deafmute. 6/15! ha!
I question your "math" and suddenly understand why you were chased out of your previous province with pitchforks and torches :colbert:

Edit: Just checked, you blew it. I got 7 correct(Bruins/Rangers/Ducks/Blackhawks/Blackhawks/Kings/Kings) not 6. You should recheck your math on the point tabulation too :clint:

deafmute fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Jun 19, 2014

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:

Stickarts posted:

Anyway, for the record deafmute did get slashed short two points. I missed one of his 2nd round picks. As I said at various times throughout, "check yer fuckin stats". 119 unique spreadsheet rows makes the eyes blur awfully fast. I have double checked the top 10 and will do so again before the super official final results are in.
Apology accepted. Top 10 :smugdog:


Get a phone with a bigger screen and good luck with the move :hfive:

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
An Ottawa Senators themed version of Guernica would be pretty cool.

Maybe a Vancouver Canucks themed Last Supper could work if you had Torts conspiring with Kesler enough.

Saturn Devouring His Son featuring Doug Wilson and Joe Thornton.

One of the paintings Hitler made with cameos by the Montreal Canadiens would probably be the best option though.

deafmute fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jun 22, 2014

deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
:dukedog:
Don Cherry and Pierre McGuire being hidden in a Battle of Gettysburg painting would be pretty good. The Nam one would be cool if it was the Canucks goalie graveyard. Artistic rendition of Scott Stevens in a book depository landing a physics defying headshot on Paul Kariya's motorcade could have some promise too. If you have to fit the Flyers theme make a Holmgren/Hextall version of American Gothic.



By the way thanks for running this whole thing and doing all the pain in the rear end tracking that was involved :hfive:

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deafmute
Jun 24, 2003

You can't choke if you chew forever
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Here are some I found. If all of them suck you can always use google image search then change the results to only show large images or ones that are bigger than x resolution to narrow things down.

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I like these ones a lot.
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3(This one fits perfectly and could be a bonus background element)
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