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sincx
Jul 13, 2012


Lol.


The FBI Thinks It Can Pass Off Downtown D.C. as Shanghai



Deus Ex-ish green screen effects.



You can still loving see the AT&T logo.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


What are you talking about?

bukkits
Mar 7, 2013



It's a propaganda video the FBI released a couple of days ago about the dangers of being recruited as a spy by the Chinese

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


bukkits posted:

It's a propaganda video the FBI released a couple of days ago about the dangers of being recruited as a spy by the Chinese

But americans don't speak chinese?

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013



Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



BoredDG posted:

Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?

Presumably they'd pay you.

DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011



I'd just renew/remake X-Files OP. Best propaganda the FBI has ever released.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


i didnt watch that vid

i was too busy watching this vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-agNTzk0a0

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


Chinese women and anime vs white "women" feminists from tumblr and a black president? yeah, they are going to need some really good propaganda :eyeroll:

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009















1969 coloring book distributed to kids by the FBI’s ‘COINTEL’ program as part of a false flag operation that sought to undermine groups like the black panthers

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002



the fbi would never do something like that

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011


Dusseldorf posted:

Presumably they'd pay you.

pay in what fortune cookies and lead laced milk powder?

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009


BoredDG posted:

Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?

gently caress man, I'd do it for shits and giggles

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010


Jombo posted:

gently caress man, I'd do it for shits and giggles

welcome to the watchlist

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


BoredDG posted:

Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?
It's a tough sell for the average American. We already know the Chinese would gladly put pee pee in our Coke.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009



BoredDG posted:

Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?

the food is good and the benefits are loving insane

Sweet Tea
Dec 25, 2012

It's called 'English Breakfast'

nm.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007


chinese spies get all the sideways chinese pussy they can handle, interested?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011
Mmmph mmmmph mmph. I 'ant alk ery ell ith Plafop's ick in my outh

being a spy would be exciting and you'd probably be living like a playboy for awhile with all that sweet chicom cash, but you'd get discovered really fuckin fast

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007


lmao, the chinese spymaster in the movie says schorarship and herp

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


hello comrades

i send this message in a time of great urgency

operation carosreciprocity is go. mufti abey sends top regards. the goop is in the desktop. i repeat, the goop is in the desktop. lowtax has a gtr. tviv is love. the bomb is in the stadium. welfare queens are safety.

allahu ackbar



Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




do chinese spies get knock-off spy gadgets




even their listening bugs have dual sim slots

naem
May 29, 2011



The part where they time travel old you back in time and you shoot yourself in a corn field isn't cool PLUS old you looks like Bruce Willis

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




"this is our newest weapon, it allows you to see through walls and shoot through the wall while being completely silent, and also for some reason is an mp4/game player and loaded with nes roms"

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




"this is our newest spy camera, ignore the j-pop music videos loaded on it already"

DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011



"this is our newest gun, it is a super pretendo 64 that comes preloaded with Dancing Kid!"

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005


Standard issue kit includes your GOCK pistol and a pair of genuine leather Doc Merten's

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta' nuke something.


BoredDG posted:

Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?

You get paid in fortune cookies.

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business

Youd be getting paid minimum wage cause they communists.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You get paid in fortune cookies.

i'd do it for spring rolls tbh

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

We've just got the bids for the printing of our anti-Chinese Spying Manuals and the winner was the Qingdao Elegant Path Printing Concern of Qingdao, China.

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma

Watching this film now. It seems like the FBI is tempting poor American college students to accept bribes from Chinese officials, perhaps in the hope of bankrupting the Chinese government. Clever. Very clever.

edit:

Holy poo poo, the protagonist is blown away by receiving $2500. This is after the official says, "I know Shanghai is an expensive city."

$2500!

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting


tbh i don't think the chinese government would have let fbi a film a propaganda movie against the chinese government.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


the true story of this video loving hilarious. some fratboy student wrote some freelance propaganda for the ccp (they had an ad in the school paper) and some chinese agents recruited him to take the us foreign service exam over and over but he never passed because he was retarded. and so was the chinese government as they already paid him seventy grand.

AHH FUGH
Jul 30, 2007

His face was like the autumn sky, overcast one moment and bright the next.

lol What a dumbass

Should have taken the money and run

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

Hello boys


http://www.motherjones.com/politics...again-turn-away

ThePriceJustWentUp
Dec 20, 2013


BoredDG posted:

Who in the hell would willingly become a Chinese spy?

Chinese Americans, Communists, terrists, the usual suspects.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012



Bro Dad posted:

the true story of this video loving hilarious. some fratboy student wrote some freelance propaganda for the ccp (they had an ad in the school paper) and some chinese agents recruited him to take the us foreign service exam over and over but he never passed because he was retarded. and so was the chinese government as they already paid him seventy grand.

clearly he was a true patriot wasting the enemy's assets while making an honest profit.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Draw your sword and get ready for some swashbuckler magic

tiananman posted:

Watching this film now. It seems like the FBI is tempting poor American college students to accept bribes from Chinese officials, perhaps in the hope of bankrupting the Chinese government. Clever. Very clever.

edit:

Holy poo poo, the protagonist is blown away by receiving $2500. This is after the official says, "I know Shanghai is an expensive city."

$2500!

thats a small fortune to a student

its like 3 nights out

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

Hello boys


butplug accident posted:

1969 coloring book distributed to kids by the FBI’s ‘COINTEL’ program as part of a false flag operation that sought to undermine groups like the black panthers
is tumblr one of these false flags

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