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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Has anyone actually #JoinedTheForce other than Jeff and Karen (and Toby Keith, maybe)? And more importantly, does Jeff actually think this is going to be anything, or is he aware he's running a pyramid scheme disguised as a promotion?

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gaz-L posted:

Has anyone actually #JoinedTheForce other than Jeff and Karen (and Toby Keith, maybe)? And more importantly, does Jeff actually think this is going to be anything, or is he aware he's running a pyramid scheme disguised as a promotion?

no, yes, yes

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's not a pyramid scheme, it's a cafe press shop.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
The Journey, Part Two: The Canada is up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8ejz7mDV8

"blah blah blah you guys get to see the stuff that usually happens behind closed doors"
I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. It looks like there might be more people in the audience than there are at the recent TNA House shows.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Has Jeff done a Kickstarter for this GFW thing yet? Because this feels exactly like one of those Kickstarter scams. like the OUYA or something.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


triplexpac posted:

Has Jeff done a Kickstarter for this GFW thing yet? Because this feels exactly like one of those Kickstarter scams. like the OUYA or something.

Who needs a kickstarter when you have TOBY KEITH?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

triplexpac posted:

Has Jeff done a Kickstarter for this GFW thing yet? Because this feels exactly like one of those Kickstarter scams. like the OUYA or something.

the OUYA actually produced a thing that you could own(granted it might catch fire but whatever). GFW has 8x10s.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


coconono posted:

the OUYA actually produced a thing that you could own(granted it might catch fire but whatever). GFW has 8x10s.

8x10s are more valuable than an OUYA though.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Great White Hope posted:

Who needs a kickstarter when you have TOBY KEITH?

Double J funds all his crazy schemes through Keithstarter.

That interview on the LAW was just embarrassing.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Great White Hope posted:

8x10s are more valuable than an OUYA though.

But are they more valuable than the promise of your very own starship in a game that will never exist?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The OUYA raised 10x more on Kickstarter than TNA will make on PPV this year.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I think Double Fine LOST more money that TNA will make on PPV.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Breaking news: GFW's first show to happen outside Doobie's Dog House.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

RZApublican posted:

Breaking news: GFW's first show to happen outside Doobie's Dog House.

Jobbers piled high... god bless

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

RZApublican posted:

Breaking news: GFW's first show to happen outside Doobie's Dog House.

It'll draw more than a TNA show at a minor-league ballpark.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Jeff Jarrett on twitter earlier:

quote:

Well, the Independent Wrestling talent pool just got deeper today... And, it's really deep already... #GFW #JoinTheForce #GlobalTalentSearch

Go ahead, Jeff. Take Brodus. See if I care.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


JTG to be renamed JTF

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
JOIN THE FORCE TEDDAH

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Great White Hope posted:

JTG to be renamed JTF

lol

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Great White Hope posted:

JTG to be renamed JTF

Brooklyn, Brooklyn. Yo yo yo yo, pop a 40 and check yo rollies, it's Cryme Tyme. This week Cryme Tyme are training: Pyramid Schemes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jeff and Karen Jarrett appeared on a NJPW show to announce a "tag-team partnership" with NJPW..... MassRafTer is getting really good at his photoshops!

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Jerusalem posted:

Jeff and Karen Jarrett appeared on a NJPW show to announce a "tag-team partnership" with NJPW..... MassRafTer is getting really good at his photoshops!

Turns out the "partnership" is just NJPW setting up Jarrett with their Hello Kitty connections.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

MassRafTer posted:


It's a Global Force so Jarrett has been reaching out across the globe.




I've got the scoops.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Toru Yano for GFW champion.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


NienNunb posted:

Bad Luck Fail for GFW champion.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

NienNunb posted:

Toru Yano for GFW champion.

This but unironcally.

Buy his DVD.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This is probably more relevant to this thread than the TNA one but I posted it there for feedback when it really belongs here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e3SflTCW0w

A video on the different ways Jarrett is just repeating his TNA mistakes/an excuse to put a bunch of photoshops in one place.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

MassRafTer posted:

This is probably more relevant to this thread than the TNA one but I posted it there for feedback when it really belongs here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e3SflTCW0w

A video on the different ways Jarrett is just repeating his TNA mistakes/an excuse to put a bunch of photoshops in one place.

I'm enjoying these videos. Keep them coming.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire

MassRafTer posted:

This is probably more relevant to this thread than the TNA one but I posted it there for feedback when it really belongs here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e3SflTCW0w

A video on the different ways Jarrett is just repeating his TNA mistakes/an excuse to put a bunch of photoshops in one place.

"TNA and WWE is match after match after match"

Raw is like 60 percent non-wresting and impact is probably 80 percent. If that's too much wrestling for JJ, Global Force should be a treat.

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
Real talk - is Jarrett just stalling until TNA folds?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

mkay0 posted:

Real talk - is Jarrett just stalling until TNA folds?

It sounds like he has no TV and no backer (Meltzer seems to think Toby Keith isn't funding him) I think he's in the same situation TNA was in back in 2002, looking for a loan to get off the ground. I have no proof of that though.

Edit: Meltzer apparently says he has a backer through Sadler.

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Jun 27, 2014

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It turns out Hermie has an undiagnosed hearing problem, and he's about to proudly present Jarrett with that Packard he's been bugging him for all these years.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

It sounds like he has no TV and no backer (Meltzer seems to think Toby Keith isn't funding him) I think he's in the same situation TNA was in back in 2002, looking for a loan to get off the ground. I have no proof of that though.

Edit: Meltzer apparently says he has a backer through Sadler.



JOIN THE FORCE, LEON.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Gonzo McFee posted:



JOIN THE FORCE, LEON.

hahaha i'm glad I wasn't the only one to think it

Leon gonna join and suplex fuckin' everyone

Tupac Sighting
Oct 19, 2007

twisted as hell... yet i cant stop laughing

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



Not a shop, Jarrett is apparently going to be at the G1 finals.

Tupac Sighting
Oct 19, 2007

twisted as hell... yet i cant stop laughing
That's the joke

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
I'd laugh forever if Jarrett becomes the next IWGP champ by defeating AJ Styles.

theminx
Jun 7, 2007
I has a bucket.


Join the Force?

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Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

JJ's gonna grab Japan by the tits

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