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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"Shrimp" is a common term and not necessarily a monophyletic category. However, I think caridean shrimp and dendrobranchiate shrimp are totally on the table. Not literally of course! These crustaceans are far too adorable to consider downing. Let's explore the world of shrimp!












Not all shrimp brood eggs, but many do. Good moms!

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Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
literal sea bugs

makes me lol when people eat them and are disgusted by the thought of eating like a beetle or something

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost




Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3QoEBSqfok

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
who cares

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Ignoarints posted:

literal sea bugs

makes me lol when people eat them and are disgusted by the thought of eating like a beetle or something

that's pretty ignorant considering shrimp have tons of delicious meat and beetles are all carapace and goo


edit: also one tastes like poo poo the other is amazing and naturally brined by god

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

that's pretty ignorant considering shrimp have tons of delicious meat and beetles are all carapace and goo

guess what happens when you cook fat bugs

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
one time I ate shrimp and got a bad stomachache

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


you rock
Sep 12, 2010

You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines
ok

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I'm going to take you on a mindfuck and post an astacid instead whaaaaat!!

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

I had a fish tank full of shrimp and it owned. Way more interesting than fish.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

I'm going to take you on a mindfuck and post an astacid instead whaaaaat!!

Ah, so that's where Golden Coral is getting their "lobster" tails

Fixed Expression
Nov 9, 2009

Pick posted:

I'm going to take you on a mindfuck and post an astacid instead whaaaaat!!



Pfft, I could take that thing in a fight.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
The ocean is pretty awesome.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Sea Monkeys own.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
Using a mod only thread tag... :cb:

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
I would eat all these bitches

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Isn't there some shrimp that is a murder machine?

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

getitoffgetitoff posted:

Using a mod only thread tag... :cb:

Hmmm.

I'll allow it.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


Trast posted:

The ocean is pretty awesome.

Some shrimp are freshwater, some are also found in estuaries.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Rhonyn Peacemaker posted:

Isn't there some shrimp that is a murder machine?

You mean the pistol shrimp?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost




veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
You spelled skrimps wrong.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Pick posted:




Some shrimp are freshwater, some are also found in estuaries.

True, but my statement is still valid. :coolfish:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD




Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Would not eat.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYY7I4fp6g

:corsair:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

whoa - neo, the matrix, 2015

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013

trousers that are out of this world

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Mantis shrimp are the best shrimp




- Powerful club appendage strikes prey with such speed that it causes a cavitation shockwave. Known as "thumb splitters," can break glass
- Predator-like wide-spectrum trinocular polarized vision
- Complex social structure, can recognize other shrimp that they know well
- Cool ability to fluoresce
- Tastes pretty good

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


literally the first shrimp posted is the coolest

look at that fucker, beautiful and imposing(to other shrimp)

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Bold Robot posted:

Mantis shrimp are the best shrimp




- Powerful club appendage strikes prey with such speed that it causes a cavitation shockwave. Known as "thumb splitters," can break glass
- Predator-like wide-spectrum trinocular polarized vision
- Complex social structure, can recognize other shrimp that they know well
- Cool ability to fluoresce
- Tastes pretty good

thought these dudes werent actually shrimp. still cool as fucjk

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.
i like the sardine thread better

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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i personally do not trust the 17 year old prep cook to properly remove the poo poo vein from shrimp

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