do people still use "gay" as an insult

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uguu: Mar 9, 2014

im confused

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:07

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:26

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I might be wrong but I think somebody already made this joke.

And the gayer becomes the gayee

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:09

chopbustabrown: Sep 14, 2011; I AM THE HEAT MISER

Gay thread

*Gas thread

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:09

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

what to take away from this thread: Dr VideoGames 0.299 is convinced we are all out to get him and that we'll conduct a witch hunt for him, desperate and seething

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:10

uguu: Mar 9, 2014

edit:gently caress

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:10

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i wish i was gay because it would give me some drive to do something with my life

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:40

banned from Starbucks: Jul 18, 2004

BKPR posted:

i wish i was gay because it would give me some drive to do something with my life

same but because id prob enjoy sucking dick

# ? Apr 20, 2014 05:46

myshl0ng: Feb 19, 2011; ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

When something is stupid and dumb then it is "gay". That is the only way you should and have to use it.

# ? Apr 20, 2014 21:14

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

its only gay if your taking it

# ? Apr 21, 2014 02:30

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i call stuff gay sometimes but i use human being way more and usually in traffic or on xbox

# ? Apr 21, 2014 03:18

Titty Warlord: Apr 28, 2013

I. can't. stop. farting.

I fart at work. I fart during sex (even during oral). I fart on stage whilst performing with my band. I fart on the train�basically, I fart non-stop. The thing is, my farts are ALWAYS loud, but never smell. Like without fail. Prominent but not noxious.

Anyway, all this finally came to a head when my fiancee invited me to meet her parents for the first time. She begged me to take bean-o (she bought me some for my b-day), saying her parents are super old/conservative and what not see any humour nor would they be understanding of my repeated flatulence, but I hate the idea of taking pills. Never have ingested pills, never will (history of addiction in my family). So anyway, I agree to take bean-o to get her off my back. She makes me promise. Like, all of a sudden, I'm sayin' an oath, and I can't back out now, I'm trapped. She's so happy that she ends up giving me some a-maz-ing road head on the way to her parent's house. God i'll miss that eager mouth...Thing is, I can feel the farts coming. I manage to hold them in (hate holding them in, so this was a labor of love) throughout her sucking me off and manage to release a major amalgamation of unholy farts outside her parents' house (said i had to take a call, thank god I have a real job with people needing me to weigh in, since it gave me a great out).

Listen, I'm not a religious guy, in fact I am an evangelical atheist...so I tell you this to relay how desperate I was...after releasing my fart, as I stood there at the door, doorbell rang, just waiting for the judgement, I look up and I beg God to spare me from my flatulence...just ONCE!

Well, fast forward, we're at the table, the mom is serving some disgusting casserole/white-person lunch concoction (promised myself I'd never end up with a white woman, partly because of how awful all the food is, but love is love, and it strikes without warning). So there I am, shifting a bit uneasily, trying to play it cool, but I was so concentrated on holding in my farts, that I could barely keep up with the banter, inane that it was, I still wanted to make a good impression...which I was failing at horribly.

In and out I was traveling of consciousness, I could feel myself getting sweaty, right then I realized, DUH! I can just excuse myself, and go to the bathroom! Well I happened to be so out of it, that I didn't realize we were actually all saying grace, and as I got up to say, "Excuse me," I let out a giantly embarrassing fart...followed by a few more.

When I get nervous, I laugh, so gently caress, I started laughing a bit. The father looks at me like I've just spat on the American flag and baby Jesus all at once. What's worse is that I just cound't stop farting and laughing. Finally I manage to leave the room. I come back and surprisingly, all seems fine, I sit back down, apologize once more, they assure me its ok, and quickly try to change the subject. Anyway, as you can probably guess, my flatulence continued throughout�now, I thought I was being sorta stealthy, I thought I was getting away with it. But after dinner, my fiancee pulls me aside and tells me she's mortified. Again, like I said, I laugh when I'm nervous...so I smirked a bit as I was apologizing, which she took for me being a disingenious rear end in a top hat. She huffed, puffed, and blew me off. Told me that she wanted to stay at her parent's house for the weekend and that I should go back without her. And that we had to talk when she got back. JESUS CHRIST.

Now I'm sitting in the car a few blocks down. Confused. Farting. not sure what to do.

Goons, do i try to go back in? Should I call and apologize? Just show up and be the man? I love this woman, but I had no idea how sensitive she'd be around her parents. Please help.

:gas:

Titty Warlord fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Apr 21, 2014

# ? Apr 21, 2014 03:26

Fat Ogre: Dec 31, 2007; Guns don't kill people.

I do.

This thread is so gay it has AIDS now.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 04:26

getitoffgetitoff: Sep 24, 2007; by Ralp

(even during oral).

# ? Apr 21, 2014 04:29

Boner Medicine: Feb 1, 2014

THS posted:

im gay

# ? Apr 21, 2014 04:52

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

no now it's all about "gaymo" and "queerbo" and things like that

# ? Apr 21, 2014 05:25

Ironed Idol: Nov 16, 2013; by XyloJW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3uuWmzEb3o

# ? Apr 21, 2014 05:25

Gutcruncher: Apr 16, 2005; Go home and be a family man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB7YyV6CSQ4

# ? Apr 21, 2014 06:33

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Titty Warlord posted:

I. can't. stop. farting.

I fart at work. I fart during sex (even during oral). I fart on stage whilst performing with my band. I fart on the train�basically, I fart non-stop. The thing is, my farts are ALWAYS loud, but never smell. Like without fail. Prominent but not noxious.

Anyway, all this finally came to a head when my fiancee invited me to meet her parents for the first time. She begged me to take bean-o (she bought me some for my b-day), saying her parents are super old/conservative and what not see any humour nor would they be understanding of my repeated flatulence, but I hate the idea of taking pills. Never have ingested pills, never will (history of addiction in my family). So anyway, I agree to take bean-o to get her off my back. She makes me promise. Like, all of a sudden, I'm sayin' an oath, and I can't back out now, I'm trapped. She's so happy that she ends up giving me some a-maz-ing road head on the way to her parent's house. God i'll miss that eager mouth...Thing is, I can feel the farts coming. I manage to hold them in (hate holding them in, so this was a labor of love) throughout her sucking me off and manage to release a major amalgamation of unholy farts outside her parents' house (said i had to take a call, thank god I have a real job with people needing me to weigh in, since it gave me a great out).

Listen, I'm not a religious guy, in fact I am an evangelical atheist...so I tell you this to relay how desperate I was...after releasing my fart, as I stood there at the door, doorbell rang, just waiting for the judgement, I look up and I beg God to spare me from my flatulence...just ONCE!

Well, fast forward, we're at the table, the mom is serving some disgusting casserole/white-person lunch concoction (promised myself I'd never end up with a white woman, partly because of how awful all the food is, but love is love, and it strikes without warning). So there I am, shifting a bit uneasily, trying to play it cool, but I was so concentrated on holding in my farts, that I could barely keep up with the banter, inane that it was, I still wanted to make a good impression...which I was failing at horribly.

In and out I was traveling of consciousness, I could feel myself getting sweaty, right then I realized, DUH! I can just excuse myself, and go to the bathroom! Well I happened to be so out of it, that I didn't realize we were actually all saying grace, and as I got up to say, "Excuse me," I let out a giantly embarrassing fart...followed by a few more.

When I get nervous, I laugh, so gently caress, I started laughing a bit. The father looks at me like I've just spat on the American flag and baby Jesus all at once. What's worse is that I just cound't stop farting and laughing. Finally I manage to leave the room. I come back and surprisingly, all seems fine, I sit back down, apologize once more, they assure me its ok, and quickly try to change the subject. Anyway, as you can probably guess, my flatulence continued throughout�now, I thought I was being sorta stealthy, I thought I was getting away with it. But after dinner, my fiancee pulls me aside and tells me she's mortified. Again, like I said, I laugh when I'm nervous...so I smirked a bit as I was apologizing, which she took for me being a disingenious rear end in a top hat. She huffed, puffed, and blew me off. Told me that she wanted to stay at her parent's house for the weekend and that I should go back without her. And that we had to talk when she got back. JESUS CHRIST.

Now I'm sitting in the car a few blocks down. Confused. Farting. not sure what to do.

Goons, do i try to go back in? Should I call and apologize? Just show up and be the man? I love this woman, but I had no idea how sensitive she'd be around her parents. Please help.

lol

# ? Apr 21, 2014 06:38

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

baw posted:

levels, jerry

# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:42

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

People who call things gay around company or strangers are like faggy middle schoolers

# ? Apr 21, 2014 07:44

Fat Ogre: Dec 31, 2007; Guns don't kill people.

I do.

It's p gay to call things faggy. Hth.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:49

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Page 5 is a pretty gay page, imo

# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:54

catpowerd: Jan 9, 2008; swinging your guitar around
Cause they wanted to hear that meow

I just call people puerto rican.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 12:56

Neptr: Mar 1, 2011

Ponce de Le0n posted:

why?

Because I haven't heard people say something was gay since I was in high school so when my coworkers say it I feel like I'm working with idiot man-children, pretty cringeworthy

# ? Apr 21, 2014 13:48

ReptileChillock: Jan 7, 2014; by Lowtax

this thread is hella gay

# ? Apr 21, 2014 13:51

Fat Ogre: Dec 31, 2007; Guns don't kill people.

I do.

I still say Gay as hell. And retarded.

If only gays can say it, then I can choose to be temporarily gay when I say it so as not to offend, then switch back to straight after it is said.

Don't hate people for saying something is gay it is ok when gays say it.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 14:02

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Fat Ogre posted:

I still say Gay as hell. And retarded.

If only gays can say it, then I can choose to be temporarily gay when I say it so as not to offend, then switch back to straight after it is said.

Don't hate people for saying something is gay it is ok when gays say it.

temporarily :airquote:

# ? Apr 21, 2014 14:29

Fat Ogre: Dec 31, 2007; Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Leo Showers posted:

temporarily

Please don't kinkshame mercurial sexuality. It is a real thing I just made up.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 14:40

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

I call stuff gay but it hurts my lesbian friend's feelings and so I apologized but I still do it anyway.

Also my two-year-old saw a guy riding his bike shirtless and yelled THAT'S GAY and I felt bad but I lol'd sooooo hard.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 14:59

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8YZd0IYtIE

# ? Apr 21, 2014 15:08

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

shut ur man-pleaser, op

# ? Apr 21, 2014 15:20

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

I can't believe people still use "gay" as an insult in the year 2014, but I am not surprised that it's mostly the blacks doing it.

# ? Apr 21, 2014 16:42

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

Fat Ogre posted:

I still say Gay as hell. And retarded.

If only gays can say it, then I can choose to be temporarily gay when I say it so as not to offend, then switch back to straight after it is said.

Don't hate people for saying something is gay it is ok when gays say it.

unsurprising

# ? Apr 21, 2014 16:48

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Titty Warlord posted:

I. can't. stop. farting.

I fart at work. I fart during sex (even during oral). I fart on stage whilst performing with my band. I fart on the train�basically, I fart non-stop. The thing is, my farts are ALWAYS loud, but never smell. Like without fail. Prominent but not noxious.

Anyway, all this finally came to a head when my fiancee invited me to meet her parents for the first time. She begged me to take bean-o (she bought me some for my b-day), saying her parents are super old/conservative and what not see any humour nor would they be understanding of my repeated flatulence, but I hate the idea of taking pills. Never have ingested pills, never will (history of addiction in my family). So anyway, I agree to take bean-o to get her off my back. She makes me promise. Like, all of a sudden, I'm sayin' an oath, and I can't back out now, I'm trapped. She's so happy that she ends up giving me some a-maz-ing road head on the way to her parent's house. God i'll miss that eager mouth...Thing is, I can feel the farts coming. I manage to hold them in (hate holding them in, so this was a labor of love) throughout her sucking me off and manage to release a major amalgamation of unholy farts outside her parents' house (said i had to take a call, thank god I have a real job with people needing me to weigh in, since it gave me a great out).

Listen, I'm not a religious guy, in fact I am an evangelical atheist...so I tell you this to relay how desperate I was...after releasing my fart, as I stood there at the door, doorbell rang, just waiting for the judgement, I look up and I beg God to spare me from my flatulence...just ONCE!

Well, fast forward, we're at the table, the mom is serving some disgusting casserole/white-person lunch concoction (promised myself I'd never end up with a white woman, partly because of how awful all the food is, but love is love, and it strikes without warning). So there I am, shifting a bit uneasily, trying to play it cool, but I was so concentrated on holding in my farts, that I could barely keep up with the banter, inane that it was, I still wanted to make a good impression...which I was failing at horribly.

In and out I was traveling of consciousness, I could feel myself getting sweaty, right then I realized, DUH! I can just excuse myself, and go to the bathroom! Well I happened to be so out of it, that I didn't realize we were actually all saying grace, and as I got up to say, "Excuse me," I let out a giantly embarrassing fart...followed by a few more.

When I get nervous, I laugh, so gently caress, I started laughing a bit. The father looks at me like I've just spat on the American flag and baby Jesus all at once. What's worse is that I just cound't stop farting and laughing. Finally I manage to leave the room. I come back and surprisingly, all seems fine, I sit back down, apologize once more, they assure me its ok, and quickly try to change the subject. Anyway, as you can probably guess, my flatulence continued throughout�now, I thought I was being sorta stealthy, I thought I was getting away with it. But after dinner, my fiancee pulls me aside and tells me she's mortified. Again, like I said, I laugh when I'm nervous...so I smirked a bit as I was apologizing, which she took for me being a disingenious rear end in a top hat. She huffed, puffed, and blew me off. Told me that she wanted to stay at her parent's house for the weekend and that I should go back without her. And that we had to talk when she got back. JESUS CHRIST.

Now I'm sitting in the car a few blocks down. Confused. Farting. not sure what to do.

Goons, do i try to go back in? Should I call and apologize? Just show up and be the man? I love this woman, but I had no idea how sensitive she'd be around her parents. Please help.

hooked on beano

# ? Apr 21, 2014 17:05

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Neptr posted:

Because I haven't heard people say something was gay since I was in high school so when my coworkers say it I feel like I'm working with idiot man-children, pretty cringeworthy

This

# ? Apr 21, 2014 17:09

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

My gay roommate gets upset if you call things gay but he calls people cunts all the time

# ? Apr 21, 2014 17:10

Maoist Pussy: Feb 12, 2014; by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Well hopefully their jobs are as lovely as they are.

I don't think being famous on tumblr counts as a job.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 00:08

Vhak lord of hate: Jun 6, 2008; I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

human being has good insult mouthfeel, gay doesn't.

# ? Apr 22, 2014 00:43

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

uguu posted:

im confused

don't be a human being

# ? Apr 22, 2014 00:49

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:26

BMS: Mar 11, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

You people need to educate yourselves on THE GAY.

IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zc7oqSt9xQ

LEGAL PUNISHMENT THE GAY AWAY

# ? Apr 22, 2014 01:03

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