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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In House at the End of the Street the teenage boy love interest actually did kill his parents. Because they made him dress up like a little girl.

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Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


in S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale they ruined my favorite movie

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

god floods the world in NOAH

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
jon snow gets stabbed to death by the rest of the night's watch

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
rosebud is a sled

vader is luke's father

bruce willis is a ghost the whole time

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
prometheus just tards its whole way to the end

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


Pick posted:

prometheus just tards its whole way to the end

i cant belive i used to think u were cool pick

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Scream 4 Cindy's niece is the killer. She was doing it because she wanted to be popular.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
In the Crying Game the woman Dil, played by Jay Davidson, has a penis.:ohdear:







Edit: also in GBS 50% of links are Goatse.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

In The Hangover, the dude they are looking for is locked on the roof of the hotel the whole time.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The dude in +1 ends up killing his ex-girlfriend because she wouldn't take him back. But it's ok because he just hooks up with a previous version of her self that he manipulated into wanting him again.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


Volume posted:

The dude in +1 ends up killing his ex-girlfriend because she wouldn't take him back. But it's ok because he just hooks up with a previous version of her self that he manipulated into wanting him again.

ah drat this was one i was actually planning on watching, guess i dont need to now

client
Aug 19, 2010

At the end of Primer it is revealed that the movie isn't very good

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



In The Hangover Part II, the dude they are looking for is locked in an ice box the whole time.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In Schindler's List all of the jews die.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
In Texas Chainsaw the main girl is cousins with Leather Face. Leather Face won't hurt family so she befriends him and turns him loose on the corrupt police force. We learn that Leather Face is the true victim in these massacres for the way the town has treated him.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In Dallas Buyer's Club all of the gay people die.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In Hotel Rawanda all of the africans die.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


in John Dies at the End john doesnt die at the end

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
in Dredd the psychic girl from juno fails her test but karl urban gives her a thumbs up congrats kid you made it anyway no child left behind

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
In Armageddon, some people cry and bruce willis blows himself up on the asteroid because
In Gravity, george clooney farts around in his space jet for a couple hours for fun and then he dies because he ran out of fuel
In Elysium, rich people withhold magical free cure-all machines from the poor people because lol, then poor people get access and take use up all the medical machines
In Independence Day, a macintosh sends a virus to the aliens and they all die

Xaris fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Apr 22, 2014

In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011
I don't watch bad movies.

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
In Gamer Michael C Hall does a completely nonsensical song and dance number then gets killed by 300.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
in 2gunz they kill everyone and get away with the money

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
In Robin Hood: Men in Tights it's revealed that Mel Brooks is a tedious hack who hasn't been funny at least since Young Frankenstein but probably not since The Producers.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Vincent Vega is Uzi'd on the Toilet by Butch

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
in django unchained the german dude shoots dicaprio then gets shot that's pretty much the end

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma
In Sideways there are no protagonists and nothing redeeming happens (IE: they don't get killed in a drunk driving accident)

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
In The Avengers Tony Stark is outed as a Skrull agent when he admits he doesn't know what shwarma is despite having lived in NYC his entire life. He's then beaten mercilessly for 20 minutes on screen, his screams lasting thru the credits

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
In Braveheart, Scotland was free the whole time.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
In Dances With Wolves, Kevin Costner doesn't actually dance with a wolf.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

mark collins, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. he is now serving a life sentence.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
In Ghostbusters all the ghosts die

tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma
In Pulp Fiction they win the twist contest and live happily ever after

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
In Looper the main character's future self is responsible for creating a superpowered pissed-off crime boss so he shoots himself in the head to stop that from happening.

In Bullet to the Head the bad guy gets a bullet to the head.

In The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug I fell asleep halfway through.

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Iron Man Meets the Avenging Super Spider Man part whatever: They beat baddies

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


R. Kelly pees on her.

skog
Aug 20, 2009
Gwen Stacy dies in the new Spider Men

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Transformers 5 Michael Bay wins again.
Fast N Furious 55 Teens watch poo poo movies & Michael Bay wins again.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
in The Last Dragon the main character Bruce Leroy wins the kumite fight deathmatch and it turns out that he's got the juice

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