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In the animated film 9 the dolls turn out to be homunculi created from the soul of the scientist who made Skynet and everything is goth as gently caress. James Bond fucks a married girl but then she dies  ...of SCIENCE! posted:Persepolis: Person living in third-world country still has first-world problems, gets critical acclaim and a publishing deal because 9/11 happened. This is incredibly true.
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ace ventura finds the albino bat but it turns out youre not allowed to sex up the bride to be and he was chased into the african jungle never to be seen again
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Apr 24, 2014 07:11
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o wait bad movies gently caress disregard
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...of SCIENCE! posted:The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: Papa John's eHarmony Cinnabon Stretch Armstrong Life Magazine The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: turns out making a wes anderson movie is harder than it looks
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Apr 24, 2014 08:01
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In United 93 the plane crashes at the end.
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Apr 24, 2014 08:42
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In 3 men and a baby they bust an international drugs ring by recklessly endangering an abandoned child.
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Apr 24, 2014 10:55
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In Get Him to the Greek they do
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Apr 24, 2014 18:42
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In Brokeback Mountain two gay cowboys have sex with no lube or condoms NO HOMO and then go back home to lead hetero lives except they get together once in a while and make with the sexy times. And then one dies.
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Apr 24, 2014 20:18
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I just bored myself watching man of steel: kryptonians are retarded.
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Apr 24, 2014 20:33
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In Forrest Gump Tom Hanks is patient zero in the AIDS epidemic.
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In the Transformers movies a bunch of indistinguishable giant robots do incomprehensible things and a lot of poo poo blows up. It's really hard to tell which is which but the good robots manage to blow up the bad robots. Also the black robot gets broken first
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In Star Trek and Star Trek: Into Darkness Kirk is constantly rewarded for being a jerk who breaks all the rules.
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Dr Strangepants posted:In the animated film 9 the dolls turn out to be homunculi created from the soul of the scientist who made Skynet and everything is goth as gently caress. in the animated film 9 they realize you're going to guess the good, makes-sense ending so they put in a weird poo poo ending instead
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Did you ever see Adaptation? Remember when the brother is talking about his screenplay and the scene where someone gets in a car chase with their split personality? Yeah it turns out that's actually the plot of High Tension.
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Apr 25, 2014 01:34
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At the end of Mean Girls the meanest mean girl gets hit by the bus, Lindsay Lohan wins a math competition, and becomes homecoming queen. Also something about Tina Fey teaching girls that making up rumours about each other is mean, and you shouldn't do it. So then everyone makes up.
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Apr 25, 2014 01:54
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Superman Returns Superman Returns. Finds out he had an autistic bastard son, gets the poo poo kicked out of him by Kumar, then lifts a big rock.
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Apr 25, 2014 02:24
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The Fifth Element is actually loving awesome.
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Apr 25, 2014 02:27
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dino. posted:At the end of Mean Girls the meanest mean girl gets hit by the bus, Lindsay Lohan wins a math competition, and becomes homecoming queen. Also something about Tina Fey teaching girls that making up rumours about each other is mean, and you shouldn't do it. So then everyone makes up. I hate that movie.
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Apr 25, 2014 02:45
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In Logjammin' Karl Hungus fixes the cable.
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In The Descent 2 a dude rescues a chick from the cave but the locals don't believe her so they force her back into the cave. She manages to escape again but then the dude who rescued her in the beginning hits her with a shovel and shoves her back into the cave for unknown reasons.
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in troll 2 nilbog is goblin spelled backwards hth
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In Cloverfield a big monster destroys Manhattan and some dumbasses who live in it. Also people with bad eyes got motion sickness.
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TheEggsBenedict posted:in troll 2 nilbog is goblin spelled backwards hth In Zardoz Zardoz means "Wizard of Oz"
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The main characters turn out to be the killers in A Perfect Getaway. It's really not that bad though, it's just predictable.
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In Silence of the Lambs I'd gently caress me so hard
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I don't remember whether John died at the end of John Dies At The End, but I'm pretty sure that he didn't.
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Santheb posted:In United 93 the plane crashes at the end. True story when that movie came out a bunch of my friends were talking about it and I off-handedly said "I dont think I'm gonna see that movie. I already know how it ends" Boy if you want to stop a conversation and have people stare at you that's one way to do it
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In Under the Skin it turns out that the monster chick can't be saved, she was always a monster under her skin, and the man who tries to rape her kills her when he sees what a monster she is
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Fartmaster posted:I don't remember whether John died at the end of John Dies At The End, but I'm pretty sure that he didn't. Unless they changed it from the book, he doesn't.
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In oldboy he is loving his daughter
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In captain America two it turns out shield is run by Nazis who have been kept alive on a computer tape storage bank from the 70s
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In Valhala Rising, nothing of note ever happens
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Drag Me To Hell: She gets dragged to hell
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In Identity All of the main characters are actually multiple personalities of a convicted murderer and the movie is taking place within his mind. His lawyer convinces the parole board that if the murderer personalty is "killed" in his head then the man should be released because he won't be a threat anymore. This seems to happen and everyone is happy. Then Amanda Peet is killed while tending her orange grove that exists in the head of the murderer, so he is a murderer after all! Somehow this movie has a 7.3 rating on IMDB
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May 12, 2014 02:06
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In the Amazing Spiderman, Parker beats up a scientist
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In Chasing Amy Ben Affleck is upset because his new girlfriend had a threesome in high school.
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In Lady in the Water I actually have no idea how it ended because I fell asleep 7 different times and then went through a phase where I needed the DVD menu music to sleep at night.
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In the shining Stanley Kubrick secretly apologizes for raping and killing a child
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good on him for apologizing
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