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Crossfit is the difference between hammering a nail 1000 times and building a house
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youre really better off just going to a play ground and messing around on the play structures.
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Apr 22, 2014 21:33
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is crossfit like vegan fitness: all bluster and permanent spinal injuries with no real results?
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Apr 22, 2014 21:35
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tomstuart posted:is crossfit like vegan fitness: all bluster and permanent spinal injuries with no real results? women almost always seem to end up looking better because they were probably doing almost no serious resistance training prior. you can see from the thread what most of the men look like
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Apr 22, 2014 21:38
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women who do crossfit wind up with some pretty attractive physiques... men not so much dated a crossfit chick once. she seemed to have had an interesting life, but all she wanted to talk about was crossfit. she became incapable of carrying on normal conversations unless itw as rlated to crossfit or lululemon outfits 
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Apr 22, 2014 21:39
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Why do so many crossfit men have that doughy Vince Vaughn physique?
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Apr 22, 2014 21:42
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Arian_Samurai posted:Why do so many crossfit men have that doughy Vince Vaughn physique? Because exercises other than walking and casual sports are for lovely people
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Apr 22, 2014 21:44
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Real hurthling! posted:Because exercises other than walking and casual sports are for lovely people ok who let grampa on the internet
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Apr 22, 2014 21:47
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 Perfectly legitimate activity. Who needs a daycare? Strap the little fucker to you and do an exercise where if you drop the bar it'll fall on it!
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Apr 22, 2014 21:49
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crossfitters have all sorts of stupid nutrtitional ideas. i remember crossfit basically endorsed the zone diet, which is a massively carb/calorie restricted diet for athletic types. many guys think that the massive amounts of perceived effort they are exerting during workouts entitle them to worse eating habits etc
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Apr 22, 2014 21:50
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crossfit ladies are super fit, esp. when they supplement their kipping pullups with anavar the guys are all twinky and lesser versions of real bodybuilders/powerlifters
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Apr 22, 2014 21:50
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rezatahs posted:ok who let grampa on the internet can't hear ya sonny, too many business men zipping up their lycra biking suits next to the thundering crack of splintering shin bones on a herd of fat first-time/last-time joggers with bad form.
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Apr 22, 2014 21:51
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Guy I know from high school opened his own crossfit gym. Nice guy and business was good for like 2 years, but then I heard his core clientele kept getting hurt and he lost a lot of business Then he got hurt doing some jerky weight exercise so bad he needed knee surgery That crossfit gym doesn't exist anymore
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Apr 22, 2014 22:00
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Apr 22, 2014 22:03
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just reopen the american gladiator's eliminator course as a gym and have the clients pull the tumescent aging corpses of the original gladiators behind them as they traverse it. preferably by a length of surgical tubing wrapped around their necks.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:08
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so crossfit is basically a workout for people that can't accomplish a single pull up and instead flail around and rip a muscle? sounds amazing
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Apr 22, 2014 22:11
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they're trying to bash their front teeth out
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Apr 22, 2014 22:13
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Cream_Filling posted:no idea but i think those are rubber bumper plates so for the thin ones maybe 10-15 lb a plate? That dog only has three legs. Also it's incredibly  I wish I could pet ite: on second thoughts no, because petting it would require associating with these awful crossfit people
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Apr 22, 2014 22:14
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I like when the CrossFit people come into the normal gym. I didn't want to do some basic squats on the squat rack, bro, just continue to flail around and pretend you're doing a pull up there.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:16
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I don't know what crossfit is or anyone that that does it but the thread title meets the necessary criteria. Crossfit is dangerous, guys!
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Apr 22, 2014 22:22
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Jesus gently caress. I always heard that lots of people injure themselves doing CrossFit but I really didn't know why. Now after watching the gifs of them doing pullups and doing deadlifts, I see why. That's just... wow. How does anyone think that's a good idea? Decades of physical science have refined the techniques down to well defined controlled movements and they toss all that out the window in favor GOTTA GO FAST?
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Apr 22, 2014 22:25
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I couldn't do CrossFit because I require a power nap between sets, if not reps.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:35
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Fourthmeal Fanboy posted:I couldn't do CrossFit because I require a power nap between sets, if not reps.
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Apr 22, 2014 22:46
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Fireless Phoenix posted:That dog only has three legs. Also it's incredibly the dog owns but it should not be in a concrete holding area where idiots attempt the caber toss with barbells
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Apr 22, 2014 22:53
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olylifter posted:
Just think about how much more motivated you are knowing your child dies if you fail that lift 
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Apr 22, 2014 22:57
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olylifter posted:
I would punch that fucker in the face if I ever met him e: I mean the baby
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Apr 22, 2014 22:59
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So is the crossfit thread in YLLS an ironic thread or what?
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Apr 22, 2014 23:05
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my 55 year old mother is obsessed with crossfit and paleo. now whenever i go visit her she just talks about her deadlifts the entire time and that is boring. she was more interesting when she was into horses and pottery
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Apr 22, 2014 23:09
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I think that's some ironic kipping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKp7fBtj81c
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Apr 22, 2014 23:09
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Tuxedo Gin posted:my 55 year old mother is obsessed with crossfit and paleo. now whenever i go visit her she just talks about her deadlifts the entire time and that is boring. you should go visit her she wont live much longer
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Apr 22, 2014 23:12
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Hogge Wild posted:my fave crossfit gif crossfat
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Apr 22, 2014 23:13
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rcman50166 posted:So is the crossfit thread in YLLS an ironic thread or what? tbh there's probably legit crossfit gyms out there that are just olympic lifts circuits with some plyometrics
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Apr 22, 2014 23:15
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wow these people probably hurt themselves a lot
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Apr 22, 2014 23:25
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THE RED MENACE posted:tbh there's probably legit crossfit gyms out there that are just olympic lifts circuits with some plyometrics This is almost all of them. Ppl in these threads post the same few dozen pictures of idiots each time. Butterfly pullups are dangerous for people who arent strong enough to do strict, and that does bother me to watch. The easy fix...is to just refuse to do them that way.
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Apr 22, 2014 23:42
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rcman50166 posted:So is the crossfit thread in YLLS an ironic thread or what? it operates under the same hugbox rules that gbs used to so good luck even trying to post a legit critique
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Apr 22, 2014 23:50
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This thread makes me happy to be morbidly obese
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Apr 22, 2014 23:53
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crossfit videos are the funniest snuff films i have ever seen
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How do you tell a crossfitter when you meet them? Dont worry, they'll tell you. Xaris posted:Jesus gently caress. I always heard that lots of people injure themselves doing CrossFit but I really didn't know why. Now after watching the gifs of them doing pullups and doing deadlifts, I see why. That's just... wow. How does anyone think that's a good idea? Decades of physical science have refined the techniques down to well defined controlled movements and they toss all that out the window in favor GOTTA GO FAST? Well you see the have this type of group mentality that when one buys into crossfit it constantly enforces itself. There might be 1 trainer at a workout, who could have a variety of training experience from none to a decent bit) and all the members. When working out they encourage each other to push through the pain and finish. If the trainer isn't around or is terrible this can manifest into gym members teaching and pushing for harder results. It all feeds into the group think nature about working out sans any understanding of proper techniques because 'gotta go fast and hard!' I feel like there is some merit in training in unique ways, but crossfit is hardly representative of that as a whole. Source: My mom and her CF group... they're intolerable.
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Good tits
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