Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Ask him if he wants some three-way action with his "open relationship" partner

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Alter your profile to state you are a bugcatcher and you are looking for a giftgiver.

Alternately, say you are a giftgiver to find some truly hosed up people.

I'm not sure which side is more hosed up, actually.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away
"lol so random XD"

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


"now u do me"

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

At least he has a sense of humour :3:

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012


You're a computer programmer who's making an indie action adventure.

you have ab's but only 2 of them not a full 6 pack.

you're dating a girl but want to hook up with a man and "try it out"

thank me for your free penis sex later

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

Digital Fingers posted:

You're a computer programmer who's making an indie action adventure.

you have ab's but only 2 of them not a full 6 pack.

you're dating a girl but want to hook up with a man and "try it out"

thank me for your free penis sex later

youve done this before havent you

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Ok now I feel genuinely bad for chipmunk guy. I expected him to block, not roll with the punches. :smith:

Blue Steel
Aug 19, 2009

GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT OF E/N AND BACK TO TFLC

:(

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

"how do you decide whose penis will open up to accept the other man's penis?"

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

ask him if hes ready for one more pair of nuts in his mouth

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

congrats on scarring some dude

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

CharlestonJew posted:

ask him if hes ready for one more pair of nuts in his mouth

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
really good thread btw, i appreciate it

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

CharlestonJew posted:

ask him if hes ready for one more pair of nuts in his mouth

gonna go ahead and emptyquote this

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

CharlestonJew posted:

ask him if hes ready for one more pair of nuts in his mouth

ask him to do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnYd_4itOeY

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Dylan owned us, btw. 1 sec.


This guy seems closety





Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Ask him what he has in mind re: "networking". That option always confuses and intrigues me.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

User joe "Hey boy u a bottom" warrants further investigation.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp





Dylan :unsmith:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mentos Dan posted:

User joe "Hey boy u a bottom" warrants further investigation.

ask him if he has a dungeon

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Dylan owns, you best sex him for his troubles.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
What is an otter

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Tim Burtons Rug posted:

Dylan owned us, btw. 1 sec.


This guy seems closety







ask him how he escaped the island

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

CharlestonJew posted:

ask him how he escaped the island

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What is an otter

A leveled up version of Twink that is somewhere between twink and jock, with more body hair.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Dylan owns, you best sex him for his troubles.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Tell the otter that you'll be his Magneto if he'll be your Professor X.

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away

CharlestonJew posted:

ask him how he escaped the island

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Tipps posted:

A leveled up version of Twink that is somewhere between twink and jock, with more body hair.

I am too het. The guy would have to be like, super girly, and not talk, and have girly hair, and not look at me, and basically be a perpetual bottom, and probably wear a dress.

OH GOD THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Dylan owns. We shouldn't break his heart like this.

Fireless Phoenix
May 4, 2012

by Lowtax

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

What is an otter

A skinny bear. Hairy but not fat.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

CharlestonJew posted:

Dylan owns. We shouldn't break his heart like this.

Dylan is loving rad.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
Re: dylan, respond by sending him the screenshot you took



that shows the contrast of his ominous picture with the bright and jaunty ad. Give a good hearty lol.

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009

CharlestonJew posted:

Dylan owns. We shouldn't break his heart like this.

nah he'S gay

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

CharlestonJew posted:

Dylan owns. We shouldn't break his heart like this.

How do I subscribe to his newsletter, and does anybody have a link to this hero's kickstarter?

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009


Hey it's Vic from The Shield

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Gotta agree on loving Dylan here.

  • Locked thread