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The Washington Redfolk, under new ownership, renounce their rights to Sammy Baugh and draft Ray Lewis, MLB with their new first pick. With their second pick that is currently on the clock the Washington Redfolk select Derrick Thomas, OLB 
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The Minnesota Vikings select 
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The Atlanta Falcons Select: Those Glasses  That Swagger  The collectible  Eric Dickerson 
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Giants take with the 41st pick Cortez Kennedy
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The Denvers select former eater of people, Justice Alan Page
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The country of Seychelles welcomes MEL BLOUNT
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With the 44th overall pick the Bucs select, The Mad Scrambler, The original funslinger, Frantic Fran Tarkenton - QB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FXyI4CNYDA 
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If this were a very real and serious draft, I would probably go with LaDainian Tomlinson here, but instead I'm gonna pick someone funner to talk about. A guy who's 6.15 60 yard dash time was a world record despite his gigantic size. One of the first guys with the versatility to allow coaches to scheme around getting the ball in his hands. Hand it off, pass it to him, let him return kicks, what the gently caress ever man. Who ended his career second in total yards in the NFL despite spending the first 3 years of his career in the USFL.   With a professional mixed martial arts record of 2-0 with 2 knockouts.  The one and only poor man's Bo Jackson, Herschel Walker. 
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The Arizona Cardinals select Defensive Tackle Bob Lilly.
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May 1, 2014 13:47
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The Seattle Seahawks select Defensive Tackle 5-48. Merlin Olsen, Los Angeles Rams A record 14-time pro bowler, first-ballot hall of famer, an equal member of the fearsome foursome alongside Deacon Jones. Also, look at this face. Do you think a pissy QB is going to want to bring shame upon himself from a friend to the Little House on the Prarie?  didn't think so
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The Carolina panthers select in the 2nd round with the 16th pick in said round a guy that is one of the most undervalued wide receivers of all time, a guy I feel would no doubt put up 1600+ yards 15 touchdown seasons in today's pass friendly league. His statistics pale to others but you must take them In context. quote:For most of Warfield's tenure in Miami the Dolphins ran an offense which stressed running the ball. Warfield was considered a major threat on any given play. Even though he only caught 29 passes during the 1973 NFL season, 11 of those receptions were touchdowns, with four coming in the first half of the regular season finale. Three years earlier, when he arrived in Miami, he caught only 28 passes but he averaged 25.1 yards per catch. The Carolina panthers swoop in and select Paul warfield, wide receiver
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GET YO  POPCORN  READY  Miami Dolphins select WR Terrell Owens 
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After some negotiation, it's been agreed upon with Mr. Fritz Pollard that he will move full time to the running back position. With this news, the Pittsberg Steelers, with their second round selection, draft...  QBEagles, Quarterback Alaois fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 2, 2014 |
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The Houston gently caress Yous are all about pain and no player in recent history has inflicted as much as this man. He is a role model for all of his teammates: He plays past the whistle and for him, football is secondary only to on-field homicide. Put your hands together and make sure they're covering your dick, because here comes the one, the only, the House of Spears... NDAMUKONG MOTHERFUCKING SUH   DEFENSIVE TACKLE
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With the 52nd pick, the Indianapolis 500s select Champ Bailey. He's the best all-round cornerback that I've ever seen. Here he is intercepting Tom Brady: 
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With the 53rd pick, the Bengals select arguably the best OLB of all time, a great ball hawk as well as a sure tackler:  [Hall of fame bust goes here] Derrick Brooks, RLB, Tampa
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With the 54th pick, the Cleveland Browns select Tiaina Baul Seau, Jr.   
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The Saints throw Silly Burrito a bone and don't draft a Falcon or Panther, instead drafting an original Saint! Willie Roaf, left tackle of dreams 
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I'll update with a pic later but the cowboys select Gene Upshaw guard
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The Detroit Coney Dogs select, Warren Sapp, defensive tackle/giant rear end in a top hat.  
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The Batimore Ravens select John Elway.
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Mel here picking for the vanished Top Hats Monthly The Green Bay Packers select  Ki-Jana Carter
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The Chicago Bears select 5 time NFL champion and 2 time Superbowl champion Bryan Bartlett "Bart" Starr Quarterback
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With the 62nd pick in the TFF All-Time Mock Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select Bruce Matthews, offensive line.
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The Kansas City "I crtl+f'd this for 5 minutes incredulously" Chiefs select ILB Jack Lambert with the 63rd(!) pick. 3-63
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WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE gently caress UP SOME REAL STUPID BULLSHIT HAS HAPPENED AND I NEED TO RECTIFY IT You dumb assholes skipped a very good player. Let him tell you what I think of this:  The Jags use the 64th pick on none other than L  D  T
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oh man that was a good post I just made. I wonder who's next. OH poo poo With the 65th pick, I go all homer and pick Will Shields because he is cool and owns 
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I'll be 100% and say I'm making this pick on reputation because everyone's taking offensive linemen  Chiefs pick John Hannah, Guard 
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With the 67th pick in the TFF All-Time Mock Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select Michael Strahan, defensive end.
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On my phone Ill add a picture later. The Chicago Bears select with the 68th pick, Jerry Kramer, Guard.
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Packers are taking OJ Simpson with the 59th pick and Lynn Swann with the 69th pick
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With the 70th pick the Baltimore Ravens select Ray Nitschke or however you spell that crazy old bastard's name.
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gently caress it, the Lions take Dan Fouts
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And by Dan Fouts he meant Matt Millen, because that's funnier and we can all agree that Intruder should be overruled. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ix4jlXNDd8 GM, Pundit,linebacker
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With the whatever pick in the all time TFF NFL draft, the Cowboys take pity on the guy they made very sad twice and select Jim "Machine Gun" Kelly QB, buffalo bills, cancer
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Phone posting but the Saints take Cris Carter Picture later
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 The Cleveland Browns select Emmitt Smith, RB
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The phoneposting Bengals select Darrelle Revis.
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The Indianapolis Colts select Mike Singletary, Linebacker
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The gently caress Yous select Chuck Bednarik, LB, Eagles Any motherfucker that can smoke a cigarette and cigar simultaneously is okay in my book.
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