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Oh poo poo I go first uh uh uh uh ok I got it Let me begin with a story. When I was in middle school, I was a massive fan of Dan Marino. Not really the Dolphins as a whole, but mostly Dan Marino. He was excellent in Ace Ventura (which every kid I knew had seen several times) and he was a good quarterback. I liked Dan Marino so much that I even had this little pencil bag in my Trapper Keeper with old #13 on it. But then, one day, something hideous happened. I had gotten up to sharpen my pencil and when I sat back down this little shitbird named Scott Gifford had drawn a dick and balls all over the front of my precious Dan Marino pencil holder. I WAS SO loving MAD. Who did he think he was? Steve Young? Well, you know what, Scott Gifford? This is for you. With the very first pick spreading the width and breadth of the entire history of the National Football League, the Jacksonville Jaguars select... THE MAN  THE MYTH  THE ULTIMATE  THE UNDENIABLE  THE WORLDS GREATEST  I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU THE LEGEND HIMSELF  MR DANIEL MARINO 
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WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD THE gently caress UP SOME REAL STUPID BULLSHIT HAS HAPPENED AND I NEED TO RECTIFY IT You dumb assholes skipped a very good player. Let him tell you what I think of this:  The Jags use the 64th pick on none other than L  D  T
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oh man that was a good post I just made. I wonder who's next. OH poo poo With the 65th pick, I go all homer and pick Will Shields because he is cool and owns 
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May 6, 2014 02:23
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The Jaguars jump for joy at their two picks in a row! Well, Dan Marino needs more weapons so let's get on that. The first one is Reggie Wayne, WR
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Jun 12, 2014 19:20
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The second pick is, of course, none other than Keyshawn Johnson, also WR,
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