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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

My nomination:

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 05:17

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Cutler is the best.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 02:18

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

looks like his left heel started sliding and he hopped off his right foot to avoid being wishboned.

# ¿ May 10, 2014 12:48

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ May 23, 2014 08:30

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

That's what it looks like until you see the massive crevices in his forearms from putting force on the ball and you realize he's just catching it with his fingertips.

VVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 14:30 on May 23, 2014

# ¿ May 23, 2014 10:55

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Or it could be because she's hot.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 00:05

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Arctic Baldwin posted:

I love rules like that because you can see who has the most awareness

I agree totally, I only wish my team would pull poo poo like that off.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 05:13

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

As far as I can tell the o-line didn't even touch him.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 03:29

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

MrSargent posted:

I was thinking the same exact thing, haha. Can't wait to see Clowney just rock some dudes this year.

They're told to do that. If you'll go to camp you'll see people run up field even after being hit.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 04:04

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Derrick Carr has the weirdest footwork but I guess it works. Dude hops around like a crow.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2014 16:37

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

The Bengals really wanted to get Margus Hunt some football experience so they played him a ton. How would you like to be the training camp body who gets to hear "They got this crazy strong freak foreigner who just needs a bunch of snaps so you're going to have to deal with that all game" ?

I wish I knew how to edit .gifs so I could animate the tackle being thrown off screen.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 02:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

There's a play in the Jets game where he goes through the line like there was some sort of clipping bug in a game of Madden. It seems like he just went through the line. He tackles the running back by just kinda walking into him and there's this pause where he just locks at the back, like he's confused or something. I'l .gif it later.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 1, 2014

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 03:24

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Blackula69 posted:

Margus Hunt rules.

I love after the sack how he just looks around dumbfounded. You can just hear him saying "Weren't they supposed to block me?" I bet he was expecting there to be some obscure rule he broke. :allears:

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 04:47

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I always do a double take when I notice Dalton's wearing a captain's patch.

Thats... Probably not a good sign, huh?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 08:06

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

It's really tragic that John Madden will never call a Bortles game. :smith:

# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 17:59

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Chris de Sperg posted:

Gabe Jackson manhandling Muhammad Wilkerson

so good

The quality is bad but isn't he holding pretty badly?

# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 08:31

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

will_colorado posted:

oh dear.

It's like bizzaro Green.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 05:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I know I've seen this dance before somewhere...

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 07:40

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

TE/FB UDFA from Stanford. Hard to be more white.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 12:37

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

streetlamp posted:

Context?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 04:06

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

He's just so excited

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 04:25

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

No Safe Word posted:

Didn't see this posted yet, from the Raiders/Texans game:

(thanks to Winkie01 from the GDT)

Say what you want, I just see the team in black winning the gently caress out of the field position battle.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 06:06

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Is the whole thing available somewhere?

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 05:09

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I love my dumb ginger quarterback.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 00:10

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

^^^^^
They didn't get a great angle on it.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2014 00:28

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

blue squares posted:

The browns cheated

It's not cheating at all. I love plays like that.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 01:58

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

It is an illegal play

The illegal motion was on a halfback, unless I'm missing something.

Those "Catch the defense in the huddle" plays are the best. AJ Green's first TD was one.

No Fun League
VVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Sep 23, 2014

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 02:49

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 02:50

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Steve Smith is the best player in the league at not getting flagged for something when he probably should have.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 03:59

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Bort Bortles posted:

This is awesome, but I am a bad and do not know who the first guy to get hit is though?

It's Geno. He's a saint and doesn't deserve to be the victim of a mean spirited .gif. Couldn't you have picked a bad player like Malaluga?

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 12:45

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I always knew my dad both had tact and was racist.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2014 15:45

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

It looks like Geno helps that woman up by copping a feel. Where the hell was his hand going?

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 13:16

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Nah, it's her shoulder after watching it again. The thing that screwed me up the first time was I noticed both her hands were pushing off the ground.

What .gif capture do you use, Smurf? Your gifs are way clearer than mine.

I use gifcam too. Weird.
VVV

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Oct 17, 2014

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 14:59

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Joe Haden is not a human being.

Edit: Why don't they call Football the beautiful game?

That's downright majestic.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 17, 2014

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 16:53

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Watch how bad the Right tackle gets worked.

That's Robert Gaethers getting pressure on the left, too. He has been terrible for like 3 years.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2014 05:44

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

zeroprime posted:

He builds schools for Haitian children during the offseason. :smith:

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Oct 20, 2014

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 00:52

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Chilichimp posted:

Jesus Christ, Vontae... what did he call your mom?

Gio was the only real playmaker the Bengals had on offense (Sanu and Gresham are good but they aren't very dynamic after the catch) so the Colts were probably told to loving level him and make him hear footsteps. When you know a team has the choice of Brandon Tate, Gregg Little and a 7th round rookie at #2 WR why not put a corner on Gio?

Good decision by the Colts.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 04:18

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

You made me think Steve Smith was a Gamecock for a minute even though I knew he wasn't. I actually had to google it.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2014 13:24

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Zurreco posted:

Meh.

Someone give him a towel.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2014 04:32

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 23:19

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Ahahaha it really was a flop. Welp that's what reputations will do for ya.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2014 00:25

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