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Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

He also got fired from his job and banned for life from the stadium. The guy he landed on suffered back and neck injuries.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2014 01:38

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:50

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Calling it now: Cherry Blossoms will be the most popular background

(yes I already made a couple)

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 21:42

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Apparently around 6:46 in the 4th Luck was on the sideline and started licking his lips like a madman in a really creepy way. I didn't see it but one of my friends did and she thought it was hilarious. I don't have a source but maybe Winkie or someone could help me out.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 06:38

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Yodzilla posted:

That must be the one she was talking about. Thanks.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 17:37

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Anybody get the latest edition of McAfeegolfswing.gif?

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 00:49

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

In addition to McAfee's golf swing, I'd like to request Cutler clutching his head and laying an egg with about 3-4 minutes left in the first half. I was out of the house but I didn't see it in the GDT.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 06:12

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Spermy Smurf posted:

I cant find the golf swing anywhere. Well, I can but even CBS sports has the same video as youtube. It's a video of some guy pointing his cell phone at the TV and CBS Sports thought 'good enough to post on our site.'

No worries, there's tons of other versions of his golf swing, just wanted to add the latest one to the collection. Thanks for CutlerDuck&Cover.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2014 22:01

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AradoBalanga posted:

The Colts/Texans game is off to a wonderful start (courtesy of Winkie01):

I will never stop saying that Pat McAfee is the greatest person in the league.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 08:08

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Grittybeard posted:

I half defended Geno after not watching most of the game because in theory he has the talent to not be terrible at these things earlier but goddamn...this is not on Rex at all.

Well I guess you could ask him/someone to verify his quarterback wasn't an idiot.

e: poo poo the pitchman is Vick isn't it? Holy poo poo.

Guy pitching it is Geno.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 04:55

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Grittybeard posted:

I worded that terribly, is Vick the guy taking the pitch? I thought it was because it looks like he's going to throw left handed for a second before the end gets him.

Oh, yeah, sorry. That's Vick setting up for the obvious terrible run, yes.

edit: I just noticed the Jets left tackle getting completely flattened.

Hazo fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Oct 17, 2014

# ¿ Oct 17, 2014 05:00

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Codependent Poster posted:

Vontae Davis using the number 21 to channel the spirit of Bob Sanders.

Vontae flattened Bernard a couple of times besides this today, I think another one happened a few plays later. It was frightening.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2014 06:48

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Props to nesn.com

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 05:13

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Bort Bortles posted:

Good god was Maclin ok? Also wtf why was there Eagle on eagle violence?

Apparently. He left for a while after colliding with the Arizona CB but cleared concussion protocols so I guess the gatorade bath was no biggie.

Eifert Posting posted:

It's nice that the Bengals are finally the trendsetters in the division.

Did this ever get flagged? I mean yeah they're obviously not trying to go full-Burfict but it still seems pretty blatant.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2014 06:48

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coolatronic posted:

I appreciate the work you are doing here, Smurf. You are an A1+ gif-poster and fellow in my book.

Yeah you're good people. Can I request that you keep putting the filesize before the links? That helps a lot in deciding which ones I want to put on the frontpage for my fantasy league.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2014 23:12

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Winkie01 posted:

Remember according to the precedent set by the 2012 Packers-Seahawks referees: If I'm holding a baby and you take it, it is now your baby.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 08:13

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Badfinger posted:

There is nothing controversial or unclear about this play being a Colts touchdown.

I know, I just wanted to repeat that joke but apparently I even hosed that up so oh well. TY Hilton still owns.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2014 01:08

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Does imgur no longer let you link to gifv files as gifs? I thought you just had to remove the v at the end of the url but it's not working for me.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2014 21:47

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Spermy Smurf posted:

http://www.gfycat.com/OnlyLittleEelelephant
JJ Watt roughing the punter, reacting to the chorus of 'boo' from the fans

Spermy Smurf posted:

http://www.gfycat.com/LawfulFatButterfly
Gronk murdering someone

Obligatory "they're amazing players" but my God I never cease to be amazed at what magnificent assholes Gronk and Watt are.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 21:52

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Raku posted:

That was the guy that broke Gronk's arm and then talked trash about it.

Yeah I know that was Sergio but it begs the question who thought it was a good idea to put in Gronk on a special teams play.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 22:33

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

I think the general consensus was to link huge gifs like those since they would crash most browsers.

Posting the gif/gifv size for each one would be a big help though.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 22:33

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Spermy Smurf posted:

Files sizes are in MB. 3/27 means the GFY is 3MB, and the GIF is 27.

You're a cool dude.

Spermy Smurf posted:

Ref punch

I think this was the same fumble/self-recovery by the Colts where the Jags players stood outside the pile frantically pointing upfield like they recovered. The refs finally peeled everybody off and signaled Colts ball and the Jags continued motioning the other way. Not in like a "refs messed up the call" sort of way but more of a robotic "if we believe hard enough it will change" way.

Hazo fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Nov 24, 2014

# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 16:15

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:50

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Winkie01 posted:

I'm glad Colts won and I like Herron (who got the game ball anyway) but this was just a straight-up amazing strip by Dennard. Shout out to the Bengals D. Nothing to be done, just a great defensive play.

This poo poo on the other hand

Winkie01 posted:

Bengals safety had been slapping and punching people after the whistle on this play and several others before. Colts lineman finally grabs the guy and tells him to knock it off, dude flops down like a dead fish to get the facemasking call :lol:

Hazo fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jan 5, 2015

# ¿ Jan 5, 2015 05:03

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