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Mentally ill guy lives in his car, working solo on a gameboy game for the last decade that nobody wants to play. His kickstarter dream is to someday upgrade from living in his car to living inside a Van. A story more touching than even doobie and his dogs. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bobsgame/bobs-game quote:So, I am asking for a small amount of money in order to get a new laptop and to build a "hack van," a cargo van or shuttle van fitted with solar panels, extra batteries, and a bed and workstation inside. It is extremely sustainable, and turns out to be a pretty common practice in Silicon Valley! This way I can continue working on and releasing updates for my game for the foreseeable future, without having to worry about bills or a place to live.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:29 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:32 |
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Supernorn posted:Mentally ill guy lives in his car, working solo on a gameboy game for the last decade that nobody wants to play. His kickstarter dream is to someday upgrade from living in his car to living inside a Van. A story more touching than even doobie and his dogs. Is that the gbs clown game guy?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:35 |
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bob is a brave man and i wish him the best in his video game endeavors.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:37 |
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It's just a fake right
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:39 |
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https://bobsgame.com 55,000 words
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:42 |
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Lt. Dans Legs posted:bob is a brave man and i wish him the best in his video game endeavors. Wish this dude luck
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 10:46 |
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Now this is a project that I can get behind!
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:00 |
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holy poo poo this is a blast, from the past. i forgot about bob's game for like eight years or something. jesus.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:10 |
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quick lets all throw millions of dollars at a crazy man!
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:36 |
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BluPotato posted:quick lets all throw millions of dollars at a crazy man!
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:39 |
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How do I get a hack-van?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:43 |
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"I had the unfortunate compulsion to shove things up my bum at times and I tried to get boned by a couple of guys before. I was always terrified and stopped right away, and when I did succeed it hurt and I hated it, but I did it again anyway. Maybe my Mom made me do it with that t-shirt, or maybe it was self-inflicted revenge for having anal sex with two of my girlfriends. It must have hurt and it makes me wish I was dead."
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 11:59 |
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Last time I checked the OUYA thread, Bob was posting there. Dunno if it was really him or a troll attempt though.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 13:05 |
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iirc he made a video of himself trying to put his game on the shelves at the nintendo world store until they kicked him out. he looked like the trenchcoat guy from grandma's boy
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:42 |
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Bob should stick with burgers.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:50 |
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If this game is anything other than misappropriated sprite art with a schizophrenic story line (or even ever gets made) I'll personally never buy a copy or speak about it with anyone ever.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 15:54 |
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Bob needs to team up with the goon who created The Demon Rush MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:15 |
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Why is this guy not in a mental hospital? The last time I heard anything about him was when he went off the deep end when Nintendo refused to approve his really bad game.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:47 |
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I prefer brad the game http://www.bradthegame.com/
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:47 |
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quote:<$10,000 I will give up on "bob's game," go back to Michigan, get a job at Best Buy, get my GED at night school, and go to community college. I will work my way up to a degree in computer science and get a job at a video game studio, where I may someday work on my dream game idea: "bob's game." probably the best option
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 16:54 |
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Hahahahahaha this guy's still going holy poo poo. I know he posted a thread or in a thread about his game a long, long time ago and he was mocked then, too.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:02 |
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Post screenshoots of Bob is game
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:05 |
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Remember when he imprisoned himself for 100 days with just a computer, an LED signboard, and bob's game? Then faked suicide? "bob's game".
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:08 |
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Didnt he release a demo for DS several years ago? it was a really weird buggy piece of crap with bad jokes and kind of a creepy desperate vibe to it Also there's already been many good games done by one person before, like Cave Story which was awesome
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:15 |
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Some guy in Thailand was sending me literally millions of spam hate mails that said simply "gently caress u human being" that ruined my inbox lol
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:18 |
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one thousand and fifty-six united states dollars
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:22 |
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quote:So, I am asking for a small amount of money in order to get a new laptop and to build a "hack van," a cargo van or shuttle van fitted with solar panels, extra batteries, and a bed and workstation inside. It is extremely sustainable, and turns out to be a pretty common practice in Silicon Valley! This way I can continue working on and releasing updates for my game for the foreseeable future, without having to worry about bills or a place to live. so basically +
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 17:23 |
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Holy poo poo, I had forgotten about this guy. I remember losing interest in him after he faked his suicide in protest of Nintendo not selling him a licensing package, for what his preview videos showed to be nothing more than what looked like a romhack of a snes era Square game. I had no idea he had released a demo of his game...Bob posted:It is a game within a game about the development of itself in realtime, paralleled with a real life tournament to coincide with the virtual. "bob's game" blends the line between reality and simulation, and reality and extra-dimensional reality. "bob's game" breaks both the so-called "4th wall" and further yet- the "5th wall," unlocking the secrets of "the Matrix," or "the Womb" as it is referred to in some editions of the Bible. Wait, what? quote:"bob's game" actually alters reality itself for those who play it. It is a key into another dimension. It teaches the secrets of the heart, the secrets of mind control and psychic power to a generation that has has the wool pulled over their eyes by criminal syndicates. quote:In total despair, I stumbled around in a confused haze for a couple of months, and then got stronger. I've spent the last 9 months sleeping in my car and running at the gym, building myself back up. I've had to humble myself and learn to accept life as it is, to live with almost nothing, to appreciate what I have, and to truly value existence itself and see the world around me as it actually is- an illusion. I slowly learned how we are tricked by desire and greed and kept weak and blinded by criminal syndicates. I realized that is what I had been fighting against the whole time, subconsciously! Even more incredible, I learned what humans are truly capable of- discovering that we are indeed magical creatures with psychic powers! It's the greatest trick in history- we are all great wizards, reduced to spending our lives so distracted, we never even realize our own power! I...I'm almost tempted to contribute to this. Not because I think it will succeed, but because I have a need to see where this lunatic is going with this now.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:33 |
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quote:"bob's game" is a game about a puzzle game called 'bob's game,'
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:35 |
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Allow "bob's game" to course through you, filling your holes with "bob's game"
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:39 |
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Found some early concept art:
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 18:44 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:00 |
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is there someplace i can donate to stop this game from being released?
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:02 |
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Choco1980 posted:I...I'm almost tempted to contribute to this. Not because I think it will succeed, but because I have a need to see where this lunatic is going with this now. Sounds like he's the guy who makes all those creepy hacked games I read about on the internet
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:05 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Sounds like he's the guy who makes all those creepy hacked games I read about on the internet All those retarded creepypastas are real and based on games Bob wrote.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:08 |
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The bottom part says that if he gets less than $10,000, he'll get his GED and get a job at best buy. How do I donate negative dollars
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:27 |
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Wearsyourgodnow posted:https://bobsgame.com Skimming over his autobiographical poo poo, it's way too pathetic to be fake. This guy is for-real insane.
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# ? Apr 24, 2014 19:46 |
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bob posted:During recess another student framed me by making me hold my tongue and say "apple" to the teacher. Better than Johnny Five Aces, tbh
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