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Choco1980 posted:
same place all schizos go which is death or a lifetime of powerful drugs to keep him slightly less crazy 
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Did anything ever come of the nD or was it just forgotten about, it had a boss trailer. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhekao_bobs-game-the-nd_videogames
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reallivedinosaur posted:
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quote:I copied the code to a new directory and started working on a simple game, "like Zelda, but with guns and drugs like GTA," called "Zeldrug." quote:I read "Atlas Shrugged" on a homebrew text reader on my GBA SP in bed next to my girlfriend, and then started sleeping alone on the floor of the office.
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Hi, I run a Criminal Syndicate and we're opening a kickstarter with the intention of foiling Bob's attempt to break the 5th wall. We'll start it at 10k but with a stretch goal of $400,000 we'll make a game about Bob's game being cancelled. This will break the 6th wall, which is actually a ceiling. The 5th wall is the floor. I don't know if you knew that but I just gave away the secrets of the Crime Syndicate Matrix for free. You're welcome.
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Choco1980 posted:Holy poo poo, I had forgotten about this guy. I remember losing interest in him after he faked his suicide in protest of Nintendo not selling him a licensing package, for what his preview videos showed to be nothing more than what looked like a romhack of a snes era Square game. I had no idea he had released a demo of his game... Spoiler alert: he's going nowhere with it, just like he has for the past loving decade
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Apr 24, 2014 21:19
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Maybe this is frog fractions 2.
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Apr 24, 2014 21:20
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wake me when theres Boob's Game
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Apr 24, 2014 21:44
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Just in time for the Nintendo DS to launch!
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Doobie should give Bob a job
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circ dick soleil posted:BUTTO
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schizophrenia is terrible and hilarious at the same time I do wish Reagan hadn't started the trend of defunding public mental health institutions, but then BUTTO might never have been created
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Bob reminds me of Masokis https://www.youtube.com/user/parthenocarpySA/videos There's something clearly hosed up and you wish they'd get help but I just can't look away. And part of me hope that Bob and Masokis are just the greatest trolls of all time and this is part of some master plan but I know they're just deeply hosed up. Tracula fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Apr 25, 2014 07:14
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Edward Scissorhands.
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quote:A year later, in high school, the genius kids took the short bus to the "gifted" center, none of us really realizing that we were abnormal. I liked the Pascal (and later C++) teacher, Mr. Konrad Dzwonkiewicz. I really only ever had liked a few teachers, and he had the patience to put up with me the most. He told me I was "like Steve Jobs." In ninth grade, my final Pascal project was an DOS graphics-mode adventure game that had a player sprite follow the mouse cursor. Mr. Dzwonkiewicz came and asked if I had really made it- surprised since I had never turned in any homework. I had made it in a single night on an insanely slow DOS emulator running Turbo Pascal on my Mac at home. gotta wonder how Konrad died...
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How is bobs game coming along Does bob actually have any game? like with the ladies I mean
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Is he done yet
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bob's gay
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gay skull posted:
Oh poo poo, it's Postal 2
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My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. Dear Nintendo, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in Autumn, you must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em but anyways; gently caress it, what's been up? Man how's the Wii U? My game's almost done too, I'm bout to be a father If I publish her myself, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bob's Game I read about your Uncle Sega too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground poo poo that you did with Philips I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man I like the poo poo you did with Namco too, that poo poo was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, I need a job This is Bob gay skull fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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quote:He told me I was "like Steve Jobs." Jobs lived in a powermac for 12 yrs before he made it big so that teacher could still be right
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Dear Nintendo, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad - I just think it's hosed UP you don't answer fans If you didn't wanna talk to me outside E3 you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for nD That's my homebrew portable man, he's only six years old We waited in the blistering cold for you, four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty lovely man - you're like its loving idol It wants to be just like you man, it likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to Remember when we met online - you said if I'd write you you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in your games so when I have a lovely day, I drift away and put 'em on cause I don't really got poo poo else so that poo poo helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See every game you publish is real, and I respect you cause you sell it My cat's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Nin, no one does She don't know what it was like for devs like us growing up You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Bob -- P.S. We should be together too gay skull fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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DEAR MISTER-I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS, this'll be the last package I EVER send your rear end It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two games; I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my CD-R I'm sending you, I hope you play it I'm on my bike right now, I'm doing 10 on the freeway Hey Nin, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the game, "Mother 3" about that kid who coulda saved his brother from the Pigmasks but didn't, then Lucas saw it all, then in New Pork he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy publishing deal or an SDK I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall I love you Nin, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Nin; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey Nin, that's my mother screaming in the trunk but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh poo poo, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this poo poo out? [bike tires squeal] [CRASH] .. [brief silence] .. [splash] gay skull fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jul 28, 2014 |
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Thank you for your interest for Authorized Developer status for Nintendo DS. We have completed our evaluation of your application and are unable to offer your company Authorized Developer status at the present time. In evaluating developers, Nintendo looks for relevant game development experience. In addition, Nintendo looks for secure business facilities, sufficient equipment and staffing, financial stability and other attributes that would distinguish the developer. Nintendo provides Authorized Developers with highly confidential information and many of Nintendo's Licensees rely on recommendations and referrals by Nintendo to Authorized Developers. For these reasons, Nintendo exercises a very high level of discretion in approving only a select number of applicants. In accordance with our policies, we are not able to re-evaluate requests for developer status for at least six months. Again, we appreciate your interest, and welcome any questions or concerns you might have regarding this decision. Best regards, Software Development Support Group & Licensing Department Nintendo of America & Nintendo of Europe
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Bob's 'Burgers
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FirstPersonShitter posted:Bob's 'Burgers
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Jul 28, 2014 23:51
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has he made any progress at all these last years?
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BluPotato posted:quick lets all throw millions of dollars at a crazy man! its kickstarter, so theres about a 75% chance of this happening
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Idk if you guys missed it or not but Bob has an SA account and a while back posted in the terrible kickstarter thread trying to promote his game. Not realizing it was for terrible kickstarters. E: It ended with him telling people he had to go work out at the Gym and never coming back.
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Ponce de Le0n posted:Is that the gbs clown game guy? Bob made more actual game than the Dropsy guy and he didn't need four kickstarters to do it
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Jul 28, 2014 23:58
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This is the guy who wants his game published by nintendo and nobody else but nintendo wouldn't give him a dev kit so he went on some sort of weird camwhore hungerstrike right?
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It's hard to keep track of all of these insane internet people
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Jul 29, 2014 00:39
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i just feel the need to point out that bob's game has actually been funded.
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bet bob wishes he had a bank account
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Friends Are Evil posted:i just feel the need to point out that bob's game has actually been funded. $10,409. I wonder what he's *actually* going to spend all of this money on when all is said and done?
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Bob's shame
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FirstPersonShitter posted:Bob's 'Burgers Bob's Spergers
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