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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
eric scmidt cucked the ops dad

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the op watched eric schmidt gently caress his entire family from behind with his candelabra cock and then garrote them all simultaneously with one giant piano wire

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Socracheese posted:

i dont hate google or facebook for stockpiling lots of data

i just hate them because they are piss-garbage advertising companies with piss-garbage products

actually google services own

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
google apps are best in class for small and med biz

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Install Windows posted:

i think so yeah

i dont think so. uinless u chose 2 merge ur accts - in which case there was plenty of warning

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my youtube and commenbts, for example, are stull under SmytheHiggins, but my G+ is under my real name and not related to my youtube. i can switch between them by clicking the icon on the top right

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Install Windows posted:

a lot of people did merge them unknowingly

they should have read the screen, in my humble opinion

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
how can i get google to sponsor my tiny arts organization so i can get hooked up with some sweet chrome books

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fits my needs posted:

so like does google have some kind of customer service now? or is it still a blackhole as far as trying to contact someone about fixing gay broken poo poo.

you rang?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Google Owns

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
use bing for porno jfc

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i bought winders 7 Home at Best Buy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Pinterest Mom posted:

new lenovo chromebook :woop:


you can fold the screen back!



but that's as far back as it'll fold

280$

cool, me wanty

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

smythe send me your poo poo i got the hookups yo

yes sir!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

scroogle nmaps posted:

wasnt google latitude basically this

it was available in like 2010 and nobody used it ever

i used it, and a couple of my friends did

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
hangouts owns. one thing i wish it could do would be like idk some old chat client where u could just drag any ol file on the chat screen and it would start snedding them the file

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
g+ is fine. it doesnt bother me. i use a pseudonym on youtube and my phone auto uploads to g+. i go there to check my pics and it never nags or bothers me. i never understood the insane resistance.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Granbar posted:

'google talk' was a better name

and a better client

makes you think

i still use the google talk client on my pc hehe

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
give me a glass and ill xplore w/ it (cave... mountain... sea.. the mall .. sewer... etc)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

within a year we'll probably see google fund some film where google glass is an integral part of the plot, almost a character

like, maybe a paranormal murder mystery where the investigator finds the victim's Google Glass™

good idea. ill make the wiki

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

flakeloaf posted:

without shooters i wouldn't have found out about my secret judeo-hispanic negroid heritage

lmao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
twitch works great. i watch it on my tv with chromecast tab cast thing

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
twitch actually works really good and i watch it every day while im doing chores. or sometimes when there is a big tourney i buy some beers, chips, anbd dip - and watch it. on the big screen. dota, cs:go, star craft, you name it - im streaming it

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ill be honest - i didnt expect a big reaction to that post. is this behavior anomalous? I do the same with baseball and american football, tennis. just love me some games. games on the grass. games on the court. games on the computer. just give me some hard core gaming and im down - and drat - if twitch doesnt deliver!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Most Pro Gamers are forced by the sponsor overlords to max out their gains and get cut or swole depending on their nation of origin. e.g. Koreans like their men lean and cut but Russians like their men hulked out and huge. Some little insights I've picked up throughout my fandom.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

infernal machines posted:

how do you like your men Smythe?

Huge and Buff, personally. I would ;like to become extremely buff - but im having trouble mustering the gains. I'll keep working on it though.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

try doritos and mountain dew

Thanks for the advice.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

the future is going to be hosed up and own

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

madeupfred posted:

Valve is a bullshit company that can't make anything for anything. Literally the only reason people give a poo poo about them is because their CEO is morbidly obese and all of those other incredibly win internet memes.

dang, brutal!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

madeupfred posted:

Hey bro, did you hear about that Steam Summer Sale? I heard Gaben is giving away free cake!

the cake is a lie :iamafag:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

madeupfred posted:

No, dude, get this, Gaben ate the cake!!!!

did he cut it with one of his many knives?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

scroogle nmaps posted:

my favorite sony move was the software used to put music on minidiscs, which added their special OpenMG DRM onto creative commons licensed tracks.

ahahaha

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
its not a bad change. people cant install virus extensions and if you're spergin you can still toggle dev mode and run your bespoke js fuckery plugin

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism posted:

Boys are at higher risk for ASD than girls. The sex ratio averages 4.3:1 and is greatly modified by cognitive impairment: it may be close to 2:1 with intellectual disability and more than 5.5:1 without.[9] Several theo.. blah blah blah

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Bretty Close 5 out of 5

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
teh .7 of NOrmal Fags getting ENG degrees r justb Tryhard fag0rtZ imvho

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Wild EEPROM posted:

can't wait for self driving cars to make a big detour to a curated just for you highly suggested restaurant before running out of gas and having com.google.brakes crash.

Unlikely.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Wild EEPROM posted:

summary: google is bad

Actually Google owns

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i use pandora, but not spotify

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Google and Android FTW

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