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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

The great white shitposter


j/k Kill yourself all is lost. Lifehacks won't make your miserable "life" better.

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butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009

LEGALIZE INCEST (REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD POSTER)


pity reply

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009


dammit i saw 1 reply and thought this thread was worthwhile

butplug accident
Jul 9, 2009

LEGALIZE INCEST (REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD POSTER)


sorry

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

Lifehack: add user Michaellaneous to your ignore list

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008



I was going to post something stupid in this thread but I forgot what it was

Troll Bridgington
Dec 22, 2011

Keeping up foreign relations.

You say this, but turning a CD spindle into a buttplug literally changed my life.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

Buyer's Remorse


shove your cock into a beehive to make it bigger

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Put the broken eggshells back in the carton where the egg was

AHH FUGH
Jul 30, 2007

His face was like the autumn sky, overcast one moment and bright the next.

Floss, it's good for you

Jerry Cotton
Nov 25, 2010

There's only one bear I could ever truly love.

quakster posted:

shove your cock into a beehive to make it bigger

Why would you want a bigger beehive?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


Jerry Cotton posted:

Why would you want a bigger beehive?

ehehhe

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

dive across a running table saw for a good time.

Quellar
Dec 21, 2007
quit staring at me

Move around all of the furniture in your house and change the time on your clocks.

JosephSkunk
Dec 16, 2003
Yes, evidently you had misperceived it as rain.

Try using BBQ skewers to tease out earwax buildup they save time over q-tips

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

hay guyz if you run out of toilet paper you can use kleenex its almost as good hth

Noose Induce
Dec 17, 2012

No matter what you post someone will think you are a retard.

surprise sex is like sex but you can have it with anyone

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006


Work out to lose the gut and take yoga to gain flexibility then you can suck your own dick.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

quelle vie stupide


Keep your eyes wide open all the time.

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012


kill yourself to end the pain

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


ok. i killed myself.

now what?

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Michaellaneous posted:

j/k Kill yourself all is lost. Lifehacks won't make your miserable "life" better.

sigh

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

you appear to have fallen off your log to some extent

Waltzing Along posted:

ok. i killed myself.

now what?

Get a job.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007


lifehack: be born rich

now you don't have to deal with 99.5% of bullshit that other people have to deal with!

bunky
Aug 29, 2004



put a roll of quarters in your butt for a rainy day #lifehack

ripped0ff
May 15, 2006



lifehack: instead of toilet paper, just don't wipe and use chopsticks to pick the dingleberries off your butt

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008


Life hack eat a food

SD87
Jun 7, 2011


Lifehack: no means yes

BASF
Jun 16, 2011


lifeshack
go live in a shack

FartGhost
Mar 7, 2013



If you feel really stressed or bad, doing something to physically hurt yourself is a good way to distract yourself from it.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta' nuke something.


ProTIP Lifehax: If you feel a sort of rumbly, uneasy feeling deep in your gut, try doing what I have coined a "poop". Feel free to pass this hack on to anyone, but make sure I get credit for the creation of the "poop". Thanks, Likes/Diggs/Retweets are appreciated.

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