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BrownianMotion

Surfing on a Rocket
itt we post exactly like we would in byob except we pretend we're in space. It's a space station

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


*propels self around station entirely by farting*

satsui no thankyou


sid is a changeling!!

Drunk Driver Dad
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

i came to this space station 10 years ago, and im here to stay and post for the foreseeable future because i'm too fat to fit in the airlock to leave *sips mountain dew out of micrograv drink bag*

Ectral

bury me

well howdy ho there neighbor

Colonel Wood

I actually close my eyes, and I pray that I can get back
I'm the indian guy from Gravity that dies in the first 2 minutes *floats around dead and frozen in the cold hard vacuum of space*

apt gangbang


*floats away from thread*

K. Flaps


Hi, nice space weather today, isn't it.

Ectral

bury me

K. Flaps posted:

Hi, nice space weather today, isn't it.

no, theres a black hole

Blue's Clues


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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at Jun 28, 2014 around 21:58

K. Flaps


By space jove, a space pyramid full of space gold.

Looke


bit stuffy in here *opens a window*

Bloodfart McCoy

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!



*Realizes being in a weightless environment doesn't make it any easier to try and suck your own dick*



Abort mission. Let's go home.

WindmillSlayer



*straps into suction toilet*

Sleepy Owl




i launch all the shuttles and make my glorious escape

Looke


*opens a bag of crisps*

Bloodfart McCoy

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!



*opens a bag of chips*

Colonel Wood

I actually close my eyes, and I pray that I can get back
*opens a bag of dicks*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Sleepy Owl posted:

i launch all the shuttles and make my glorious escape

there aren't and space-worthy shuttles anymore

Strontosaurus


*crunches bones loudly*

BrownianMotion

Surfing on a Rocket
*throws up m&m to catch in mouth but it keeps floating*

Sleepy Owl




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

there aren't and space-worthy shuttles anymore

well now you tell me

BrownianMotion

Surfing on a Rocket
I wonder what the dancing is like at a space concert

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


BrownianMotion posted:

I wonder what the dancing is like at a space concert

GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

i keep trying to pee in the toilet but its just going everywhere:(

hemale in pain

*cums in space*

Blue's Clues


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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at Jun 28, 2014 around 21:58

Enid Coleslaw

fyad is better than this space station

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.



GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

they should make a porno version of gravity but like really in space

Looke


I am Captain Looke of the Starship BYOB, our mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no goon has gone before.

apt gangbang


we've all heard of normal gravity, and zero gravity, but what about negative gravity?

WindmillSlayer



GEExCEE posted:

i keep trying to pee in the toilet but its just going everywhere:(

turn on the suction jeez what are you GSJGs first wife???

Widestancer

3AVGoomfleetVeteran/MetroidPartytime

I brought my own space helmet! (The ice cream place gives them out for free once they're empty how we dont have a space program I dont know but my boss is surprisingly cool with it she's p awesome)

Who wants a space helmet

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GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

you left out the part about tryna bang all the snails with human titties in the huniverse

Widestancer

3AVGoomfleetVeteran/MetroidPartytime

We also have this model

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Blue's Clues posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever had sextime in space

Looke


Prepare for warp speed

Looke


and engage

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GEExCEE

~*2turnt*~

what would happen if you pooped at the speed of light

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