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SweetKarma
Oct 5, 2013


in a few weeks. what should i bring?

The list so far:
  • a suicide note
  • two freinds to murder
  • enough money for heli evac
  • alcohol
  • guns
  • a cd player and a copy of From a Basement on a Hill
  • toilet paper
  • laptop
  • a towel
  • meth
  • marijuana
  • bologna
  • kraft singles
  • a multitool
  • mushrooms and LSD
  • tampons
  • a thermos to jizz in
  • a bus
  • LTE tether so I can post from anywhere
  • something flirty
  • a lighter
  • a real man
  • a small shovel/trowel for digging a poop hole
  • water
  • bear spray
  • a tent
  • pant(s)
  • a friend to sex
  • hand crank radio
  • katana & shotgun
  • someone you love
  • bagger 288 for strip mining
  • a huge black dildo
  • a ps vita to play video games and watch anime
  • a knife for when i have to cut off my arm
  • binoculars
  • bug spray

SweetKarma fucked around with this message at Apr 26, 2014 around 01:21

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In Drywall
Feb 22, 2008

"...he had learned to hoard little injustices,wishing they might leave him with one significant wound, for which he could guiltlessly martyr himself forever."


for how long? are you backpacking? what do you have?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

a suicide note

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012


take two friends, end up killing them both

Taima
Dec 31, 2006


whoflungpoop posted:

a suicide note

SweetKarma
Oct 5, 2013


Just for a day, I've never camped by myself and I'm scared a bear will eat me. I have a tent, a sleeping bag/pad, food/water, a little camping stove I'm going to borrow from my father. matches, knives, a folding saw a map and compass. Also a headlamp and lantern and that kind of stuff.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



However much it costs for helicopter evac.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006


are you doing drugs if not you should or at least get wasted

SweetKarma
Oct 5, 2013


Konar posted:

are you doing drugs if not you should or at least get wasted

I will be getting high on the beauty of nature.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001



are you actually going back country or just rolling out of your car to some roadside chumpsi.. i mean campsite?

Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004



bring beer and drugs and friends with whom to consume them

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011


SweetKarma posted:

Just for a day, I've never camped by myself and I'm scared a bear will eat me. I have a tent, a sleeping bag/pad, food/water, a little camping stove I'm going to borrow from my father. matches, knives, a folding saw a map and compass.
If it is just one night all you need to bring is enough food, water, and shelter/clothing to not die for 24 hours or less. Anything else is just a luxury item. You got it bro.

Magnitogorsk. posted:

bring beer and friends with whom to consume them
But of course this is the main reason to camp anywhere.

Neo Duckberg
Dec 29, 2012


drugs and guns, unless you're Mexican looking

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


a cd player and a copy of From a Basement on a Hill

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape

Toilet paper

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Laptop. They don't have computers there you have to bring your own.

SweetKarma
Oct 5, 2013


rezatahs posted:

are you actually going back country or just rolling out of your car to some roadside chumpsi.. i mean campsite?

It's not back country, but it's a fairly remote location. I won't have to backpack in or anything. I've been there with my father a few times. There's a little creek with some native brook trout.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


Essentials.

Towel, Gun, Meth, Pot, Alcohol, lunchmeat (bologna), Kraft Singles and a multitool.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001



honestly you could literally bring nothing and be fine for 1 day at a roadside site so yeah take whatever. car camping isn't camping.

Neo Duckberg
Dec 29, 2012


Seriously though only 1 day? Man up bitch

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012


Mushrooms/LSD

Konar
Dec 14, 2006


Outpost22 posted:

Mushrooms/LSD

you are just wasting your time camping alone if this isn't part of it

spud
Aug 27, 2003

I like to make the sex

SweetKarma posted:

in a few weeks. what should i bring?

Tampons.

SweetKarma
Oct 5, 2013


Neo Duckberg posted:

Seriously though only 1 day? Man up bitch

I'm working my way up to multi-day backpacking trips, but nature is scary.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

I got tired of seeing Louis' text here, so instead you get this duck. I put some of it in gold and this part would love some crackers.

~SMcD

you'll need a thermos to jizz into so you don't waste any of your precious seed

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



You won't be eaten by a bear. That's ridiculous. You will be eaten by a mountain lion.

roger wilco
Jun 22, 2012


paranoid randroid posted:

a cd player and a copy of From a Basement on a Hill

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010



Maoist Pussy posted:

You won't be eaten by a bear. That's ridiculous. You will be eaten by a mountain lion.
Also attack deer. Watch out for carnivorous attack deer

Neo Duckberg
Dec 29, 2012


SweetKarma posted:

I'm working my way up to multi-day backpacking trips, but nature is scary.

it's really not that bad

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005



Eat strange plants and bring a bus

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

i am well aware of the fair use laws. and it turns out they dont matter as much as the context of the infringement


RIP, OP

SweetKarma
Oct 5, 2013


Neo Duckberg posted:

it's really not that bad

I know but I'm a little bitch. I was camping with some friends in sequoia national park and a bear came into our camp and I pooped a little.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW


LTE tether so you can post from anywhere

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



something flirty

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine


let me guess. you've never left the bay area before in your life.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



op will be raped by hill-folk/me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Must have yaself a real pritty voice.


haha no but seriously op you're going to end up as an anecdote about the dangers of hypothermia. his car was right there, yet he decided to strip half naked and stumble down a steep embankment as delirium set in.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


yer gonna die

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


a gun a hammock a lighter a real man

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Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005




ill show up as soon as i see he has fallen asleep

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