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Live scorpion tails have as much Vitamin C as an entire grove of oranges. If you're feeling tired, approach one from behind and bite its tail off. You will feel much better.
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bring a small shovel/trowel for digging a little hole to poop in if you arent pooping in a hole you arent camping why not just hit up a motel if you want an adventure Bokito posted:Toilet paper this guy has obviously never pooped in a hole in the woods, don't sweat it there's natural TP everywhere poverty goat fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Apr 25, 2014 18:53
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you can poop in a hole any drat time you like the true spirit of camping is holding it in for five days so as to avoid doing so
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I normally just poop in the creek. It's basically just nature's toilet. The fish enjoy the tasty poop morsels that come their way.
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SweetKarma posted:Just for a day, I've never camped by myself and I'm scared a bear will eat me. I have a tent, a sleeping bag/pad, food/water, a little camping stove I'm going to borrow from my father. matches, knives, a folding saw a map and compass. Also a headlamp and lantern and that kind of stuff. You best tied your food up in a tree, bears are hungry right now. Don't leave poo poo in your car, or bears will break in and go drive the fucker into town. That includes any food wrappers. Maoist Pussy posted:You won't be eaten by a bear. That's ridiculous. You will be eaten by a mountain lion. Good chance for both really. Well, used as a chew toy anyway. SweetKarma posted:It's not back country, but it's a fairly remote location. I won't have to backpack in or anything. I've been there with my father a few times. There's a little creek with some native brook trout. Where? Also be ready for shifts in the weather. Depending on area you might get random snowfall.
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SweetKarma posted:I normally just poop in the creek. It's basically just nature's toilet. The fish enjoy the tasty poop morsels that come their way. Yeah, poo poo in a snow run off creek, that will be, shocking to say the least.
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Apr 25, 2014 19:31
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Well you wont need beer.
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SweetKarma posted:I know but I'm a little bitch. I was camping with some friends in sequoia national park and a bear came into our camp and I pooped a little.
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-water -tell like 3 people exactly where you are going to be and when you're back, use gps coordinates even, basically plan for when they have to send helicopters after you -bear spray -a tent -pant(s)
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Apr 25, 2014 20:21
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Just. Bring. Toilet. Paper.
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Apr 25, 2014 20:22
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Wizgot posted:Just. Bring. Toilet. Paper. also a friend to sex
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Apr 25, 2014 20:29
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Apr 25, 2014 20:29
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you're not that stupid kid from Into the Wild are you?
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Telesphorus posted:you're not that stupid kid from Into the Wild are you? You dont GET IT man. Chris McCandless was just seeing society as it really was; a horrid lie of consumerism and self centered bullshit. His mommy and daddy didn't understand so he struck out on his own to live HIS life on HIS terms. I hate that guy.
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Apr 25, 2014 20:35
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have sex with a bear and it will protect you
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Camping solo can be creepy but also fun. I always brings a hand crank radio, camping season is baseball season. http://crank-radio-review.toptenreviews.com/freeplay-companion-review.html 
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Paper Diamonds posted:You dont GET IT man. Chris McCandless was just seeing society as it really was; a horrid lie of consumerism and self centered bullshit. His mommy and daddy didn't understand so he struck out on his own to live HIS life on HIS terms. He had the right to do that dumb decision, but he should have called his mom once a week. 
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Should I bring my katana?
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I slipped and fell once in the sierras into a river soaking all my gear luckily my camper was parked ten feet away
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Wizgot posted:Just. Bring. Toilet. Paper. While the thought to bring toilet paper on camping trips is natural to most people, it is usually not necessary as nature offers numerous alternatives that do not require valuable space in your bags.  Hedera Triveras is the most common natural alternative to toilet paper and is quite abundant in much of the continental United States. Thought to be a distant relative of the Aloe plant, it is also quite helpful in treating minor cuts, scratches and bug bites.
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scalded schlong posted:you can poop in a hole any drat time you like Do this, then you'll really know what it's like to be "stuck" in the woods.
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SweetKarma posted:in a few weeks. what should i bring? mushrooms
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Maoist Pussy posted:You won't be eaten by a bear. That's ridiculous. You will be eaten by a mountain lion.
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SweetKarma posted:Should I bring my katana? Probably. And a shotgun. You don't need ammo, just rack the slide and bandits will crap their pants and leave.
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Apr 25, 2014 21:23
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When I was there I saw five or six friendly bears. Then I found half a chewed up deer leg with mountain lion written all over it and ran away
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Apr 25, 2014 21:24
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bring someone you love would be my suggestion. beautiful place.
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ethanol posted:When I was there I saw five or six friendly bears. I’ve seen bears plenty of times while camping or just near the road and went “meh” and they just wander off. Once we were on a trail and just heard a mountain lion’s low growl and I poo poo my pants in utter terror; backed away as subtly fast as possible and ran like a motherfucker once we were sure we were clear.
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Apr 25, 2014 21:31
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Kill a bunch of deer, make a palace out of their antlers.
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"Corpse of alleged samurai warrior found in remote section of the Sierra Nevadas, cause of death attributed to massive bear molestation, local forestry official claims the bears ''ran a train on that poor man's rear end'"
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poopzilla posted:I poo poo my pants Meet the new GBS. Same as the old GBS.
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a Bagger 288 for strip mining
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op are you looking for rough sex with mountain men by any chance because if not i have some bad news for you
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everybody is such a downer here
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If your going to Nevada make sure to go stop by Bundy's ranch and have a laff at all the dumb militia people
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Antifreeze Head posted:Meet the new GBS. Same as the old GBS. hey, making GBS threads in your pants or making GBS threads in a hole, its all the same in the woods.
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poopzilla posted:hey, making GBS threads in your pants or making GBS threads in a hole, its all the same in the woods. meaning your just gonna clean off in the stream and then get eaten by a mountain lion.
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*face eaten off by a mountain lion that gets drunk/high on your corpse, as per suggestions* (build some sort of spiky deer antler fortress, you'll be fine)
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Brook trout aren't native, fyi
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one of these oughtta come in handy:
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One of my college professor's sister was killed and eaten by a mountain lion in the same area you are going true story HAVE FUN
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