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KOTOR 2 shits all over the force and was retconned years ago because George Lucas got butthurt.
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Apr 25, 2014 23:50
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Alexzandvar posted:The entire reason star wars is successful is because it combines all the basic fantasy story telling elements into one neat package. lol did ebert really hate the originals but like the prequels? wtf the prequels are loving turbo garbage
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Apr 25, 2014 23:50
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AlmightyBob posted:KOTOR 2 shits all over the force and was retconned years ago because George Lucas got butthurt. this is still my favorite star wars thing
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Apr 25, 2014 23:51
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AlmightyBob posted:KOTOR 2 shits all over the force and was retconned years ago because George Lucas got butthurt. Yeah that's what made it great, it literally pissed all over the idea of Stars Wars and explained why in great detail why Yoda/Ben are loving assholes.
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Apr 25, 2014 23:52
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tranime scholar posted:lol did ebert really hate the originals but like the prequels? wtf the prequels are loving turbo garbage Critics gave bad reviews in the 70s/80s cause they didn't know what the gently caress at first
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Apr 25, 2014 23:52
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Effectronica posted:Critics gave bad reviews in the 70s/80s cause they didn't know what the gently caress at first ok i can understand that kinda but did they still hate it in retrospect? i know a lot of people hated 2001 when it came out but it's pretty much universally acclaimed nowadays
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Apr 25, 2014 23:54
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Effectronica posted:Critics gave bad reviews in the 70s/80s cause they didn't know what the gently caress at first Star Wars did end up getting nominated for Best Picture, though, which in retrospect it should definitely have won.
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Apr 25, 2014 23:55
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Ignoarints posted:the expendables was better the expandables was a bad 80s movie fan fic
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Apr 25, 2014 23:55
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Effectronica posted:Critics gave bad reviews in the 70s/80s cause they didn't know what the gently caress at first ebert actually defended him giving episodes 4-6 lovely scores at the time because he says the acting was a bit bad and the story wasn't intellectually stimulating Because as we all know 1-3 have top tier acting and deep intellectual narratives
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Apr 25, 2014 23:56
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tranime scholar posted:ok i can understand that kinda but did they still hate it in retrospect? i know a lot of people hated 2001 when it came out but it's pretty much universally acclaimed nowadays People like it a lot. SciFi fans hate it more than critics do probably, barring the sort of person who clucks about genre cinema
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Apr 25, 2014 23:57
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Star Wars IV and V are on his great movies list actually.
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Apr 25, 2014 23:57
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Alexzandvar posted:ebert actually defended him giving episodes 4-6 lovely scores at the time because he says the acting was a bit bad and the story wasn't intellectually stimulating LMAO
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Apr 25, 2014 23:58
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AlmightyBob posted:KOTOR 2 shits all over the force reallivedinosaur posted:Han Solo is no longer canon.  i know that laugh
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Apr 25, 2014 23:58
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So none of that Yuzong Bong poo poo and Boba Fett died in the sand vagina? Sweet.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:00
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Alexzandvar posted:The entire reason star wars is successful is because it combines all the basic fantasy story telling elements into one neat package. The only one I remember being gay was Sam Jackson but I haven't watched them in a while now.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:02
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Alexzandvar posted:ebert actually defended him giving episodes 4-6 lovely scores at the time because he says the acting was a bit bad and the story wasn't intellectually stimulating Lol
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Apr 26, 2014 00:03
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Ebert gave ep4 4 out of 4 possible stars. 
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Apr 26, 2014 00:04
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reallivedinosaur posted:The only one I remember being gay was Sam Jackson but I haven't watched them in a while now. The prequels have almost no love/sex/implications of any emotion other than anger at all. In 3 when Anakin and Padme are finally in true love and married and poo poo padme dresses like a loving Mormon house wife and they both speak cringe worthy love dialogue poo poo you would find on some libertarians okcupid profile. The only person who seems like a not a robot is the senator dude from alderan who has a wife he seems kinda concerned about for 3 seconds in the last 20 minutes of episode 3.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:07
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reallivedinosaur posted:The only one I remember being gay was Sam Jackson but I haven't watched them in a while now. C3PO and R2D2 are gay as h*ck
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Apr 26, 2014 00:08
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wait i thought there weren't any gays in star wars
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Apr 26, 2014 00:10
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the light says doesn't let you love, like it's part of the jedi philosophy not to have emotions
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Apr 26, 2014 00:12
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AlmightyBob posted:the light says doesn't let you love, like it's part of the jedi philosophy not to have emotions so is Luke going to get excommunicated from the force for kissing his sister and then giving han solo a high five for loving her?
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Apr 26, 2014 00:13
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tranime scholar posted:wait i thought there weren't any gays in star wars that was the tyranny of the EU now 3po, r2, luke, obi-wan, Yoda, jabba, boba fett, and half the background characters can be out and proud
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Apr 26, 2014 00:14
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Alexzandvar posted:so is Luke going to get excommunicated from the force for kissing his sister and then giving han solo a high five for loving her? I didn't really read any of that poo poo after elementary school but I guess Luke reformed the Jedi and made them not loving stupid.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:15
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AlmightyBob posted:I didn't really read any of that poo poo after elementary school but I guess Luke reformed the Jedi and made them not loving stupid. the whole jedi can't love/show emotion thing is just some dumb poo poo Lucas made up so he didn't have to write emotions for like 20 characters.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:16
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Alexzandvar posted:so is Luke going to get excommunicated from the force for kissing his sister and then giving han solo a high five for loving her? Luke managed to reconcile light and dark at the end of Jedi, which is how he won.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:17
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Alexzandvar posted:the whole jedi can't love/show emotion thing is just some dumb poo poo Lucas made up so he didn't have to write emotions for like 20 characters. QFT. If anything, jedis should be all lovey-dovey, happy hippies since the dark side is giving into your anger/hate.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:19
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Basically, light=Spock, dark=McCoy, and Luke=Capt. Kirk
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Apr 26, 2014 00:19
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okay I give up fire all star wars into the sun
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Apr 26, 2014 00:20
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rocket_man38 posted:Pretty much ya. No more Boba Fett being cool. OH gently caress, is Boba Fett dead now? Disney killed Boba!
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Apr 26, 2014 00:21
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Effectronica posted:there were some cool books with lando as a space libertarian
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Apr 26, 2014 00:23
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Machai posted:OH gently caress, is Boba Fett dead now? Disney killed Boba! Falling into a big pussy is a one way tri[
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Apr 26, 2014 00:24
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AlmightyBob posted:KOTOR 2 shits all over the force and was retconned years ago because George Lucas got butthurt. shouldnt it have been reinstated though because disney bought star wars (making anything lucas said irrelevant) and TOR is out right now and treats both KotoR and KotoR 2 as canon plus since it is constantly expanding technically counts among the "games" going forward that are canon 
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Apr 26, 2014 00:25
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Effectronica posted:C3PO and R2D2 are gay as h*ck What the gently caress is h*ck. Where do you think you are? c3p0 was a huge flaming human being, but r2d2 hosed tons of bitches, I'll hear nothing otherwise.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:26
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Effectronica posted:that was the tyranny of the EU oh, right. for some reason i thought george said that, turns out it was just bioware being their usual retarded selves
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Apr 26, 2014 00:27
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Fojar38 posted:shouldnt it have been reinstated though because disney bought star wars (making anything lucas said irrelevant) and TOR is out right now and treats both KotoR and KotoR 2 as canon plus since it is constantly expanding technically counts among the "games" going forward that are canon lmao you think an abortion of an MMO like SWTOR should decide if somethings canon. Bioware should be banned from every touching star wars again, Disney should file a law suit against them for making a game so poo poo it destroyed any chance of anyone taking star wars games seriously ever again.
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Apr 26, 2014 00:29
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Alexzandvar posted:lmao you think an abortion of an MMO like SWTOR should decide if somethings canon. Bioware should be banned from every touching star wars again, Disney should file a law suit against them for making a game so poo poo it destroyed anyone taking star wars game seriously ever again. lol
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Apr 26, 2014 00:29
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Alexzandvar posted:okay I give up fire all star wars into the sun
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Apr 26, 2014 00:29
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tranime scholar posted:oh, right. for some reason i thought george said that, turns out it was just bioware being their usual retarded selves i couldve sworn it was lucas who said "no faggots in my universe" (paraphrasing)
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Apr 26, 2014 00:30
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quote:This is just proof that the minds of people are nothing but cash driven trash now days. A flat out psychotic decision to just ignore the majority of 30 years of stories all in the name of the dollar sign. I guess this means no Mara Jade heh? Then you can GO SCREW YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really disgusting Disney. lol so many loving nerds crying about their space waifu.
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