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Bolian Blues posted:I doubt Lucas has even heard of KotOR, let alone KotOR 2. He hadn't heard of the planet Korriban until it came up in the Clone Wars, and he immediately decided the name should be Morriband because Korriban sounds too similar to Coruscant. because it sounds a bit like moribund? god loving damnit, a long time ago i thought lucas was actually good at making up names. anyone know who came up with generals grievous and loathsom? i guess one bad guy named something like that is .. okay, but dumb. but 2 is serious facepalming territory.
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Effectronica posted:it doesnt, Jedi are idiots and even robots can use the force Alexzandvar posted:okay I give up fire all star wars into the sun
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:25 |
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Effectronica posted:it doesnt, Jedi are idiots and even robots can use the force http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Skippy_the_Jedi_Droid "Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves a cantina, sensing the Force in someone. But no matter how hard he looked, he wasn't able to find anyone, despite his great ability in the Force. Suddenly, unbeknownst to Obi-Wan, an astromech droid serving drinks at Jabba's Palace is bumped into by Boba Fett, spilling one of the drinks from his tray. But before it can hit the ground, the droid, named R5-D4, is able to reach out with his mind and turn the drink back in its upright position and serve it to Jabba the Hutt; thankfully nobody had noticed what had just happened, as it had gone by so fast."
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rocket_man38 posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Skippy_the_Jedi_Droid this is like the loving the abyss, the more you dig the deeper it goes
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:26 |
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what does it mean when something in star wars is non canon?
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:28 |
Skippy is a god drat hero There was also a serious short story that had the same premise but w/e, Jedi's are gay
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:28 |
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cuckold cleanup posted:what does it mean when something in star wars is non canon?
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:29 |
cuckold cleanup posted:what does it mean when something in star wars is non canon? The Catholic Church disallows it from catechism
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:29 |
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also, what the gently caress is up with lucas's neck?
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:29 |
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rocket_man38 posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Skippy_the_Jedi_Droid "One day, R5 removed his restraining bolt with the Force, and Force persuaded the Gamorrean guards to let him leave. Skippy wandered the desert for days in search of his destiny, until finally he was picked up by a Jawa sandcrawler. There he had visions of Darth Vader and Princess Leia, and met R2-D2 and C-3PO. Eventually the Sandcrawler stopped, took all the droids out, and lined them up side by side in front of Owen Lars and Luke Skywalker. Skippy immediately sensed the Force in Luke, and persuaded Owen to choose him. Skippy was ecstatic at the undoubtable destiny that lay before him and Luke. However, R5 soon envisioned that, without Luke, stormtroopers would come and take R2 back to Vader, where he would be destroyed and Leia would be killed, leading to a chain reaction of horror that will include the Rebellion being destroyed, R2's memory being wiped after 3PO refuses to translate his 'rubbish', and Luke dying on Tatooine without ever fulfilling his destiny. R5 knew what he had to do, and suddenly set off a mild explosion inside himself, leading Luke to believe that he had a busted motivator. Skippy then used the Force on 3PO, telling Luke to buy R2 instead. Owen did so, never knowing the great deed that R5 had just done. "
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:30 |
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how will the star wars canon affect me
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:30 |
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Effectronica posted:Skippy is a god drat hero "R5 knew what he had to do, and suddenly set off a mild explosion inside himself, leading Luke to believe that he had a busted motivator. Skippy then used the Force on 3PO, telling Luke to buy R2 instead. Owen did so, never knowing the great deed that R5 had just done."
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Alexzandvar posted:well we have no idea if r2d2 is actually a dude. the presence of his third leg
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:31 |
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Randarkman posted:also, what the gently caress is up with lucas's neck? its atrophied since the last time he stuck it out Howard The Duck happened
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:32 |
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Professor Shark posted:"One day, R5 removed his restraining bolt with the Force, and Force persuaded the Gamorrean guards to let him leave. Skippy wandered the desert for days in search of his destiny, until finally he was picked up by a Jawa sandcrawler. There he had visions of Darth Vader and Princess Leia, and met R2-D2 and C-3PO. Eventually the Sandcrawler stopped, took all the droids out, and lined them up side by side in front of Owen Lars and Luke Skywalker. Skippy immediately sensed the Force in Luke, and persuaded Owen to choose him. Skippy was ecstatic at the undoubtable destiny that lay before him and Luke. BURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALL
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:32 |
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cuckold cleanup posted:what does it mean when something in star wars is non canon? It means if someone tries to mentions it to George Lucas, he'll put his fingers in his ears and go "LLALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA"
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:32 |
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Wait till you read the stuff about IG-88 becoming the core of the 2nd Death Star or whatever
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:35 |
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Apogee15 posted:It means if someone tries to mentions it to George Lucas, he'll put his fingers in his ears and go "LLALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALA" george lucas is hardly in agreement with the movies he has made, what with 'goongas' and 'lazer swords' as a few small examples.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:35 |
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breasts
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:35 |
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i love the fact that wookiepedia seems to have a filter or something to ensure everything is written in the past tense http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Reproduction
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:38 |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :vader: I also love the IG-88 story. The death star 2 gunner "missed" the Mon Calamari cruiser you see, but IG-88 of course fixed the targeting solution. He was going to take over the death star completely you see.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:38 |
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The Star Wars EU has been deleted? Best news I've heard in ages. Edit: I actually read the article and there is no change since the PT came out: the EU sticks until one of the movies says otherwise.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:39 |
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gently caress you George Lucas... kotor2 is the REAL DEAL!
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:42 |
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As long as that messed up Dark Nest bug orgy crap stays dead, I'm happy.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:53 |
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I just really want a special edition blu-ray of the Holiday Special and Ewoks films.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:00 |
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cuckold cleanup posted:how will the star wars canon affect me only if you let it
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:01 |
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Randarkman posted:BURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALLBURNITALL "make it so" -dr. kirk
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:08 |
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does this mean that Dark Revan isn't real?
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:24 |
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THE PWNER posted:does this mean that Dark Revan isn't real? all star wars character's aren't real
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:25 |
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Alexzandvar posted:all star wars character's aren't real Whoa
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:30 |
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Alexzandvar posted:all star wars character's aren't real You really can't prove this at all, unless you've been to every universe.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:37 |
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THE PWNER posted:You really can't prove this at all, unless you've been to every universe. yeah maybe there is some special universe out there where that isn't a dumb statement, really wish I could go there
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:41 |
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Alexzandvar posted:all star wars character's aren't real
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:41 |
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Alexzandvar posted:yeah maybe there is some special universe out there where that isn't a dumb statement, really wish I could go there Must be nice living without imagination, or hope.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:41 |
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Kid Gloves posted:Must be nice living without imagination, or hope. In a world were George Lucas is still alive to ruin star wars even more(he will find a way) hope is dead
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:46 |
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knowing that obsessive star wars fantasy nerds got upset helps make life worthwhile
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:50 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:my first sexual experience with a man was when I was playing Tie Fighter
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:50 |
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Lucasfilm has retconned all of Star Wars to be literally true and real, they are now no longer stories but are in fact an actual physical reality. It is canon.
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:51 |
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the only four good star wars things that have ever existed are the first three movies and Nintendo 64 Star Wars Pod Racer game
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# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:52 |
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Kid Gloves posted:the only four good star wars things that have ever existed are the first three movies and Nintendo 64 Star Wars Pod Racer game Really? Not Rogue Squadron or KOTOR 2?
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