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The Sphinxster posted:My new favorite gif. the lovely movie it's from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyLGKt4ZZ_k
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tbp posted:why do you write like you have a concussion Serious post: When I typed that I'd just finished loving my girlfriend for 3 hours & was a little lightheaded from all the orgasms.
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May 2, 2014 02:14
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Trixie Hardcore posted:loving my girlfriend for 3 hours God drat. I wish I were a lesbian.
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cruft posted:Wait, so this was his way of asking you out? I don't know, I always just assumed he was being the ultimate wingman & trying to get me to give his friend a chance. The conversation went downhill after I lost my temper so there was never a good moment to initiate a threesome.
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The Whole Internet posted:the lovely movie it's from Man that sucked thank god for that gifwizard.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Serious post: When I typed that I'd just finished loving my girlfriend for 3 hours & was a little lightheaded from all the orgasms. 
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Seems like an appropriate thread for me to finally ask about your username. What's the story behind your username, forums superstar Tactical Lesbian? e: Also, do you suck it? And if so, in a tactical way?
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cruft posted:Seems like an appropriate thread for me to finally ask about your username. I was not aware my username was A Thing™ to be asked about. It's simple really, I look like a lesbian and I'm an avid firearms enthusiast. Sure I do. Totally tacticool or something.
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May 2, 2014 02:58
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wtf, I don't remember powerpuff girls looking like that?
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May 2, 2014 03:02
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Tactical Lesbian posted:wtf, I don't remember powerpuff girls looking like that? The original design was found too difficult to jerk off to by males in their twenties.
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May 2, 2014 03:10
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Decrepus posted:The original design was found too difficult to jerk off to by males in their twenties. You're serious, and this isn't some wacky off-shoot fanimation thing?  that show was so good, my sister and I would rock out to the MojoJojo song like erry day.
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Tactical Lesbian posted:It's simple really, I look like a lesbian and I'm an avid firearms enthusiast. Oh. I was kind of hoping that you were, like, part of a crack team of special lesbian forces who were deployed in sexy combat situations where only the most elite lovers could hope for successful outcomes. Would it be okay with you if I went on thinking this?
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May 2, 2014 03:26
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Serious post: When I typed that I'd just finished loving my girlfriend for 3 hours & was a little lightheaded from all the orgasms. nah gently caress that, i give my wife my best orgasm every time and it doesn't take 3 hours
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cruft posted:Oh. In full tactical gear, no less. Yes. e: it's not far from the truth, just believe it Tactical Lesbian fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 2, 2014 |
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May 2, 2014 03:48
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cruft posted:Oh. This is what I would prefer it to be as well if that's okay? e: thanks! jackyl posted:nah gently caress that, i give my wife my best orgasm every time and it doesn't take 3 hours 
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May 2, 2014 04:41
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I feel sorry for women who have to sleep with men that aren't me.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Wait, did I say at some point that men & women have identical brains & that gender is never fluid or something to that effect? No, it was a contrived joke and overly-so. (As one thing you have not claimed is to be straight.) The rest of the article I just found interesting. As opposed to the second article in which was every conclusion the team drew was speculative.
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I don't get it that's not representative of a jackyl orgasm
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Maoist Pussy posted:I feel sorry for women who have to sleep with men that aren't me. We all know you're sorry and have made peace with it. Go back to the Fat Is Beautiful thread.
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jackyl posted:I don't get it that's not representative of a jackyl orgasm Apologies, feel free to post a gif of your orgasm, not trying to cum shame itt
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May 2, 2014 05:00
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Apologies, feel free to post a gif of your orgasm, not trying to cum shame itt
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May 2, 2014 05:14
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I'm enjoying this thread. There's a level of candidness and personality here we don't get too often. Granted it's like the same 4 of us jerking each other off that we get in the manchat thread anyway but I'm still enjoying it.
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Tactical Lesbian posted:You're serious, and this isn't some wacky off-shoot fanimation thing? And Japan turned it into magical girl anime wank. 
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goons fawning over a girl itt
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Apologies, feel free to post a gif of your orgasm, not trying to cum shame itt Doesn't have to be a gif, you can do a full length video if that makes you more comfortable.
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May 2, 2014 07:30
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Serious post: When I typed that I'd just finished loving my girlfriend for 3 hours & was a little lightheaded from all the orgasms. lmfao
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Serious post: When I typed that I'd just finished loving my girlfriend for 3 hours & was a little lightheaded from all the orgasms. shit_that_never_happened.txt
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May 2, 2014 12:45
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I am Trixie Hardcore's girlfriend and I can confirm the story.
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Serious post: im a fat gay smelly virgin with no prospects and over 9000 hours invested into dark souls 2 and my parents hate me 
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May 2, 2014 13:44
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Surprisingly, I am Carrier's mother and I can confirm this.
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The Whole Internet posted:I'm enjoying this thread. There's a level of candidness and personality here we don't get too often. Granted it's like the same 4 of us jerking each other off that we get in the manchat thread anyway but I'm still enjoying it. It's kind of a shame that there are probably <50 goons on GBS that even bother with humor & communication anymore now that effort posting has been declared the exclusive realm of faggots. Michaellaneous posted:shit_that_never_happened.txt It's okay, you're not the first goon that didn't understand how lesbian sex works. ephex posted:I am Trixie Hardcore's girlfriend and I can confirm the story. Serious post: my gf has an account but she's p 1.0 & stopped reading GBS after it went to Lord of the Flies rules.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's kind of a shame that there are probably <50 goons on GBS that even bother with humor & communication anymore now that effort posting has been declared the exclusive realm of faggots. Welp, looks like I'm moving to South Beach.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's kind of a shame that there are probably <50 goons on GBS that even bother with humor & communication anymore now that effort posting has been declared the exclusive realm of faggots. thats great
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Trixie Hardcore posted:It's kind of a shame that there are probably <50 goons on GBS that even bother with humor & communication anymore now that effort posting has been declared the exclusive realm of faggots. lol two gbs lesbians, im sure thats a sight to behold
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I guess we ran out of lesbian topics? I just discovered that I lost my copy of the Hite report when we moved houses. I wanted to make sure it was around in case my daughter ever wanted to furtively read it and establish a baseline for the spectrum of typical female sexuality. Fortunately, I can get a used copy from Amazon for 1¢. That's all I've got. The Whole Internet posted:I'm enjoying this thread. There's a level of candidness and personality here we don't get too often. Granted it's like the same 4 of us jerking each other off that we get in the manchat thread anyway but I'm still enjoying it. Can I be #5? 
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This thread is really interesting and I hope Trixie Hardcore continues posting.
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tbp posted:lol two gbs lesbians, im sure thats a sight to behold Seriouspost: imagine this without the penis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSrDQ8asGL0 cruft posted:I guess we ran out of lesbian topics? Since I think there are only two lesbians on GBS then I figured Tactical Lesbian & I can just PM each other about the difficulty of finding decent legit lesbian pornography. satanic splash-back posted:This thread is really interesting and I hope Trixie Hardcore continues posting. Aw, thanks. You know, people talk about GBS like you guys are stupid assholes, but they're wrong. You guys are sweeties.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Seriouspost: imagine this without the penis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSrDQ8asGL0 I have several thoughts about that video, and since nothing else is happening here at the moment, I'll list those out.
quote:Since I think there are only two lesbians on GBS then I figured Tactical Lesbian & I can just PM each other about the difficulty of finding decent legit lesbian pornography. One time I ran across this thing Annie Sprinkle wrote about a sex clinic she ran for men. She said at the end she found it interesting, totally different than women, and so exhausting that she would never do another one. Ever since my wife became a nurse, people with long nails creep me out. There is so much poo poo, literal and figurative, hiding under fingernails.
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