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My previous alcohol experience is a sip from my mum's wineglass when I was 15. I'm going to a party tomorrow and my friends tell me it's the kind where everyone gets super hammered. I'm excited but also kinda nervous. What should I know about drinking alcohol? Is it ok to decline if someone offers a drink?
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itt we are in the bathroom throwing up after our first drinking binge.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:47
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how old are you, OP?
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Apr 29, 2014 15:47
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no, accept all drinks, cum into them and then offer them back to the people who gave them 
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Do it near a busy road
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SnowblindFatal posted:My previous alcohol experience is a sip from my mum's wineglass when I was 15. I'm going to a party tomorrow and my friends tell me it's the kind where everyone gets super hammered. I'm excited but also kinda nervous. What should I know about drinking alcohol? You will throw up all over yourself and still be the life of the party. quote:Is it ok to decline if someone offers a drink? IT IS NEVER OK TO TURN DOWN A DRINK. ----------------
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Apr 29, 2014 15:48
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Seriously though, Don't mix alcohol at all. If you are drinking beer, drink the same brand all night, no shots. If you are drinking shots, drink the same kind, no more then 3 or you will poison yourself.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:49
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Chug it, pussy.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:50
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"LETS DO SHOTS" will be the last thing you remember OP. I guarantee.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:51
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OlmanRiver posted:Seriously though, Don't mix alcohol at all. Don't listen to this idiot, drink everything there and puke your goddamn guts out. Only way to party
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Apr 29, 2014 15:51
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practice a few lines like "please hold my hair back" "i think im dyign" "don't come in here!!! occupado!!!!"
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Apr 29, 2014 15:51
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friends watch porn posted:how old are you, OP? I'm 16.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:51
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Don't do it OP. Stay straight edge.
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SnowblindFatal posted:My previous alcohol experience is a sip from my mum's wineglass when I was 15. I'm going to a party tomorrow and my friends tell me it's the kind where everyone gets super hammered. I'm excited but also kinda nervous. What should I know about drinking alcohol? Is it ok to decline if someone offers a drink? 20 years from now you'll back on this post, hands shaking, as you cock the revolver. *BANG* A dull thud and the sound of empty whisky bottles clattering into each-other. A pretty good way to go, all things considered.
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Apr 29, 2014 15:52
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OlmanRiver posted:Seriously though, Don't mix alcohol at all. look at this bitch, do not be like him OP. My magic drink combo in college was start off Coors light, about 4-6 to get a slight buzz. Then upgrade to gin and tonic, while taking a shot of tequila every other time you get a drink. turn down for what? ----------------
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Apr 29, 2014 15:52
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when you start feeling okay about screaming at the top of your lungs for no reason that's a good sign you're drunk so just keep that in mind
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Apr 29, 2014 15:52
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make sure you tell everyone how drunk you are, as loud as possible
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Apr 29, 2014 15:53
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OlmanRiver posted:Seriously though, Don't mix alcohol at all. wow do not do this transition seamlessly from beer to spirits after a couple of hours, then start barfing hardcore
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Apr 29, 2014 15:53
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Buttchug
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Apr 29, 2014 15:53
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texaholic posted:look at this bitch, do not be like him OP. My friend is reading over my shoulder and said that this is the way to go. Any comments?
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Apr 29, 2014 15:53
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SnowblindFatal posted:My friend is reading over my shoulder and said that this is the way to go. Any comments?
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Apr 29, 2014 15:55
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SnowblindFatal posted:My friend is reading over my shoulder and said that this is the way to go. Any comments? lets party edit: oh poo poo you are 16, you might get alcohol poisoning which gives you a lot of cred and will get you laid once they finish pumping your stomach. ---------------- texaholic fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Apr 29, 2014 |
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Apr 29, 2014 15:55
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texaholic posted:look at this bitch, do not be like him OP. dude, you just live by the shot, die by the shot, no need to ramp it
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Apr 29, 2014 15:55
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Apr 29, 2014 15:55
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real tip: stay hydrated and drink water before going to bed
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Apr 29, 2014 15:56
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friends watch porn posted:real tip: stay hydrated and drink water before going to bed wow yeah this is important
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Apr 29, 2014 15:56
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but remember to keep it balanced: drink a lot of water, but don't piss yourself try to keep your hydration levels just a hair below the threshold of pissing yourself
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Apr 29, 2014 15:57
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First Bass posted:dude, you just live by the shot, die by the shot, no need to ramp it nope you need to have a drink in your hand at all times at bar/party/pub/club to be cool. I can talk my on cellphone/hold a drink/fingerbang some skank/some a cigarette all at the same time. I am a bro-tier party animal. ----------------
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Apr 29, 2014 15:59
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Don't drink tequila OP its the worst drink in the world.
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Apr 29, 2014 16:00
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Find a craft beer you like and stick with it. Be sure to post it after the party so we can judge you accordingly.
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Apr 29, 2014 16:00
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Don't drink heavily on an empty stomach, OP. Have a solid meal first.Professor Tomtom posted:Buttchug Nooooooooo
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Apr 29, 2014 16:00
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Professor Tomtom posted:Buttchug
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Apr 29, 2014 16:01
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friends watch porn posted:real tip: stay hydrated and drink water before going to bed EmperorFritoBandito posted:Don't drink heavily on an empty stomach, OP. Have a solid meal first.
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Apr 29, 2014 16:03
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don't drive drunk ever. don't let any of your retarded underage friends drink and drive either
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Apr 29, 2014 16:10
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If you feel like puking just take a piss. It should take away the nausea. If that doesn't work just get it over with and puke before drinking some more.
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Apr 29, 2014 16:14
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*is 16* lmao fuckhead
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Apr 29, 2014 16:16
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don't get alcohol advice from a texan op, you will end up born again christian or dead
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Apr 29, 2014 16:16
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*1 shot of liquor later* woooooo oh god i'm so wasted
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Apr 29, 2014 16:17
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When you're lying on your bed or whatever place you've found to pass out afterward, keep one or both feet flat on the floor. For some reason it prevents the feeling that, "oh holy poo poo the room is spinning and I need to puke right now!"
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Apr 29, 2014 16:19
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To get drunk realyl cheaply buy a bunch of vanilla extract. It's like at least 35% alchohol and is usally pretty cheap. Mix it in some soda first though or else it stings like a motherfucker going down.
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