FreudianSlippers posted:

To get drunk realyl cheaply buy a bunch of vanilla extract. It's like at least 35% alchohol and is usally pretty cheap. Mix it in some soda first though or else it stings like a motherfucker going down.

FreudianSlippers posted:

The hangovers are pretty bad but it's basically just alchohol, vanilla and a bit of water so you don't need to filter it like with moutwash.

hemale in pain posted:

mailorder bees! posted:

for the price of some vanilla you could get some bottom shelf vodka

FreudianSlippers posted:

yeah but you actually have to be old enough to buy that and in a lot of places in Europe the state has a monopoly on booze so it's usually pretty expensive.

PT6A posted:

When you're lying on your bed or whatever place you've found to pass out afterward, keep one or both feet flat on the floor. For some reason it prevents the feeling that, "oh holy poo poo the room is spinning and I need to puke right now!"

SnowblindFatal posted:

My previous alcohol experience is a sip from my mum's wineglass when I was 15. I'm going to a party tomorrow and my friends tell me it's the kind where everyone gets super hammered. I'm excited but also kinda nervous. What should I know about drinking alcohol? Is it ok to decline if someone offers a drink?

THS posted:

http://www.dollartree.com/Supreme-Tradition-Imitation-Vanilla-Extract-8-oz-/p133027/index.pro

wow yeah you can get like a gallon and a half of vanilla extract for $24 at the dollar store

go hog wild kids, wish i had known this in high school so i could have died sooner

Pantsless Hero posted:

Find a craft beer you like and stick with it. Be sure to post it after the party so we can judge you accordingly.

SnowblindFatal posted:

I'm 16.

FreudianSlippers posted:

yeah but you actually have to be old enough to buy that and in a lot of places in Europe the state has a monopoly on booze so it's usually pretty expensive.

Romes posted:

In having my doubts as to whether or not this a serious post, but I guess I'll play along for any younger kids actually wondering.

*Disclaimer* If you're under 21, you shouldn't be drinking, it's illegal! (lol)

Real Reply:
You slowly learn the process over the years. This will take you from point A to B.
- Drink water and have a nice big meal (for you preferably something like pasta to help absorb the alcohol) at least a 2-3 hours before you start drinking alcohol.
- This is your first time drinking. Your tolerance will be poo poo (i.e. you will get drunk very quickly). The best part of parties is usually the 3rd quarter. If you want to even make it to the 3rd quarter, pace yourself. When playing drinking games (such as beer pong or flip cup) use very little alcohol. Yes, this is a bitch move, but it's your first time drinking and you want to make it through the whole game. If anyone gives you poo poo just be like "omg you're not bonging 15 beers right now? pussy!" and laugh it off / ignore them.
- You won't think you're drunk, and yes, you are drunk. Since you haven't felt it before you won't know when you're drunk. Often for first timers this leads to over drinking because they think they're fine and just having fun when in reality you're approaching "that drink" that will put you over the edge of blacked out and vomiting the rest of the night. If you're average size, first time drinking, you're probably going to get bombed off of a 6 pack over the course of a few hours. Try to keep this in mind when you're pacing yourself...
- IF you have a female interest and plan on getting hot and heavy try to stick to about that 6 pack above. You'll definitely be drunk, and still be able to have a good time. Get too trashed and you'll get introduced quickly to "whiskey dick" and probably vomiting on a girl (this might make school a bit rougher for you - so don't do it).
- If you feel like poo poo or the world is spinning at the end of the night, just go throw up. Don't fight it. You'll feel a lot better and be able to sleep after. PRO-TIP: When throwing up, wash up, etc, but try to drink water and stay in the bathroom until you can drink water and have it stay down for 10 min or more. Then you're done throwing up and you can go pass out.
- Food at the end of the night is controversial for beginners. It's a great call if you're a seasoned alcoholic with the munchies, but for someone who doesn't know how drunk they are you'll probably pound a ton of food filling your stomach and making the end of your night worse. Some chips/light snacks could be a great way to help pace yourself throughout the night though!
- The next morning... You might wake up early in a cold sweat and feel like poo poo if you didn't throw up the night before. If this happens, again, don't fight it, just get up and go through up. No need for the 10 min water at this point as you made it to the morning. Just throw up, wash up, and go back to bed (or get some morning action if you're not sleeping alone).
- After you get up and probably all go to get some food you might feel like crap and you might feel sick to your stomach. YOU MUST EAT to stop this. You won't feel like eating, but you should. Get a sprite or a ginger ale, and something greasy or fried to eat. You don't have to eat it all, but just get something in your stomach and you'll feel a lot better a lot sooner.
- Now swear off drinking forever because you feel like poo poo, but remember what you can from the fun time the night before, then get ready to do it again next weekend. The end.

Comedy Option:
- Get to the party and immediately start calling people out for games (pong/flip cup/cards/etc). When you win, wink at a cute girl as to show her you won to impress her.
- Bong beers in front of girls to show them you're a great drinker. Nothing gets a girl wet more than how fast you can swallow alcohol. PRO-TIP: you shouldn't focus on the same girl all night. get a few feelers/options out there so when the 3rd quarter comes around (the quarter which people start 'paring up' for the end of the night) you've got a couple of options hopefully.
- Whenever someone calls you a pussy drink in their face and tell them you'll tuck them in then gently caress their sister/mom/gf/etc. Make sure this is loud / obvious enough that your potential girls see/hear.
- In the 3rd quarter start getting handsy with your potential female options. Smack/grab some rear end, try to sneak a kiss, and let them know you're DTF. Use an old trick... Ask for a kiss on the cheek then turn in to it. "Omg he's so funny!" It'll be really funny in about 30 minutes in the bedroom...
- gently caress, go to the bathroom and throw up if needed (without her knowing), wash up, then go gently caress again before passing out. Remember, condoms are for pussies, and you have a dick, so they're not for you.
- gently caress again in the morning. Same condom rules apply.
- Ditch all girls and go out with your boys for food in the afternoon when you wake up. Or start playing video games and send someone on a food run (this will encourage the girls to leave). P.S. You're really pro if you get the girls to cook breakfast/go for food while the boys play games, then they leave.
- Talk mad poo poo about how awesome last night was, how you owned everyone in all games played, how you hit it twice last night, and once this morning, and how you're stoked to do it again next weekend. The end.

Romes posted:

In having my doubts as to whether or not this a serious post, but I guess I'll play along for any younger kids actually wondering.

*Disclaimer* If you're under 21, you shouldn't be drinking, it's illegal! (lol)

Real Reply:
You slowly learn the process over the years. This will take you from point A to B.
- Drink water and have a nice big meal (for you preferably something like pasta to help absorb the alcohol) at least a 2-3 hours before you start drinking alcohol.
- This is your first time drinking. Your tolerance will be poo poo (i.e. you will get drunk very quickly). The best part of parties is usually the 3rd quarter. If you want to even make it to the 3rd quarter, pace yourself. When playing drinking games (such as beer pong or flip cup) use very little alcohol. Yes, this is a bitch move, but it's your first time drinking and you want to make it through the whole game. If anyone gives you poo poo just be like "omg you're not bonging 15 beers right now? pussy!" and laugh it off / ignore them.
- You won't think you're drunk, and yes, you are drunk. Since you haven't felt it before you won't know when you're drunk. Often for first timers this leads to over drinking because they think they're fine and just having fun when in reality you're approaching "that drink" that will put you over the edge of blacked out and vomiting the rest of the night. If you're average size, first time drinking, you're probably going to get bombed off of a 6 pack over the course of a few hours. Try to keep this in mind when you're pacing yourself...
- IF you have a female interest and plan on getting hot and heavy try to stick to about that 6 pack above. You'll definitely be drunk, and still be able to have a good time. Get too trashed and you'll get introduced quickly to "whiskey dick" and probably vomiting on a girl (this might make school a bit rougher for you - so don't do it).
- If you feel like poo poo or the world is spinning at the end of the night, just go throw up. Don't fight it. You'll feel a lot better and be able to sleep after. PRO-TIP: When throwing up, wash up, etc, but try to drink water and stay in the bathroom until you can drink water and have it stay down for 10 min or more. Then you're done throwing up and you can go pass out.
- Food at the end of the night is controversial for beginners. It's a great call if you're a seasoned alcoholic with the munchies, but for someone who doesn't know how drunk they are you'll probably pound a ton of food filling your stomach and making the end of your night worse. Some chips/light snacks could be a great way to help pace yourself throughout the night though!
- The next morning... You might wake up early in a cold sweat and feel like poo poo if you didn't throw up the night before. If this happens, again, don't fight it, just get up and go through up. No need for the 10 min water at this point as you made it to the morning. Just throw up, wash up, and go back to bed (or get some morning action if you're not sleeping alone).
- After you get up and probably all go to get some food you might feel like crap and you might feel sick to your stomach. YOU MUST EAT to stop this. You won't feel like eating, but you should. Get a sprite or a ginger ale, and something greasy or fried to eat. You don't have to eat it all, but just get something in your stomach and you'll feel a lot better a lot sooner.
- Now swear off drinking forever because you feel like poo poo, but remember what you can from the fun time the night before, then get ready to do it again next weekend. The end.

Comedy Option:
- Get to the party and immediately start calling people out for games (pong/flip cup/cards/etc). When you win, wink at a cute girl as to show her you won to impress her.
- Bong beers in front of girls to show them you're a great drinker. Nothing gets a girl wet more than how fast you can swallow alcohol. PRO-TIP: you shouldn't focus on the same girl all night. get a few feelers/options out there so when the 3rd quarter comes around (the quarter which people start 'paring up' for the end of the night) you've got a couple of options hopefully.
- Whenever someone calls you a pussy drink in their face and tell them you'll tuck them in then gently caress their sister/mom/gf/etc. Make sure this is loud / obvious enough that your potential girls see/hear.
- In the 3rd quarter start getting handsy with your potential female options. Smack/grab some rear end, try to sneak a kiss, and let them know you're DTF. Use an old trick... Ask for a kiss on the cheek then turn in to it. "Omg he's so funny!" It'll be really funny in about 30 minutes in the bedroom...
- gently caress, go to the bathroom and throw up if needed (without her knowing), wash up, then go gently caress again before passing out. Remember, condoms are for pussies, and you have a dick, so they're not for you.
- gently caress again in the morning. Same condom rules apply.
- Ditch all girls and go out with your boys for food in the afternoon when you wake up. Or start playing video games and send someone on a food run (this will encourage the girls to leave). P.S. You're really pro if you get the girls to cook breakfast/go for food while the boys play games, then they leave.
- Talk mad poo poo about how awesome last night was, how you owned everyone in all games played, how you hit it twice last night, and once this morning, and how you're stoked to do it again next weekend. The end.

SnowblindFatal posted:

My previous alcohol experience is a sip from my mum's wineglass when I was 15. I'm going to a party tomorrow and my friends tell me it's the kind where everyone gets super hammered. I'm excited but also kinda nervous. What should I know about drinking alcohol? Is it ok to decline if someone offers a drink?

SnowblindFatal posted:

I'm 16.

Romes posted:

^^^ Actually this does work fairly well because it lets your brain know where the ground is. The reason you spin is because the part of your brain that controls your balance/coordination (cerebellum) gets thrown off with alcohol. Putting your feet on the floor helps it recognize it's place in space. That being said if you're hardcore blacked out drunk you're still probably going to need to throw up.


In having my doubts as to whether or not this a serious post, but I guess I'll play along for any younger kids actually wondering.

*Disclaimer* If you're under 21, you shouldn't be drinking, it's illegal! (lol)

Real Reply:
You slowly learn the process over the years. This will take you from point A to B.
- Drink water and have a nice big meal (for you preferably something like pasta to help absorb the alcohol) at least a 2-3 hours before you start drinking alcohol.
- This is your first time drinking. Your tolerance will be poo poo (i.e. you will get drunk very quickly). The best part of parties is usually the 3rd quarter. If you want to even make it to the 3rd quarter, pace yourself. When playing drinking games (such as beer pong or flip cup) use very little alcohol. Yes, this is a bitch move, but it's your first time drinking and you want to make it through the whole game. If anyone gives you poo poo just be like "omg you're not bonging 15 beers right now? pussy!" and laugh it off / ignore them.
- You won't think you're drunk, and yes, you are drunk. Since you haven't felt it before you won't know when you're drunk. Often for first timers this leads to over drinking because they think they're fine and just having fun when in reality you're approaching "that drink" that will put you over the edge of blacked out and vomiting the rest of the night. If you're average size, first time drinking, you're probably going to get bombed off of a 6 pack over the course of a few hours. Try to keep this in mind when you're pacing yourself...
- IF you have a female interest and plan on getting hot and heavy try to stick to about that 6 pack above. You'll definitely be drunk, and still be able to have a good time. Get too trashed and you'll get introduced quickly to "whiskey dick" and probably vomiting on a girl (this might make school a bit rougher for you - so don't do it).
- If you feel like poo poo or the world is spinning at the end of the night, just go throw up. Don't fight it. You'll feel a lot better and be able to sleep after. PRO-TIP: When throwing up, wash up, etc, but try to drink water and stay in the bathroom until you can drink water and have it stay down for 10 min or more. Then you're done throwing up and you can go pass out.
- Food at the end of the night is controversial for beginners. It's a great call if you're a seasoned alcoholic with the munchies, but for someone who doesn't know how drunk they are you'll probably pound a ton of food filling your stomach and making the end of your night worse. Some chips/light snacks could be a great way to help pace yourself throughout the night though!
- The next morning... You might wake up early in a cold sweat and feel like poo poo if you didn't throw up the night before. If this happens, again, don't fight it, just get up and go through up. No need for the 10 min water at this point as you made it to the morning. Just throw up, wash up, and go back to bed (or get some morning action if you're not sleeping alone).
- After you get up and probably all go to get some food you might feel like crap and you might feel sick to your stomach. YOU MUST EAT to stop this. You won't feel like eating, but you should. Get a sprite or a ginger ale, and something greasy or fried to eat. You don't have to eat it all, but just get something in your stomach and you'll feel a lot better a lot sooner.
- Now swear off drinking forever because you feel like poo poo, but remember what you can from the fun time the night before, then get ready to do it again next weekend. The end.

Comedy Option:
- Get to the party and immediately start calling people out for games (pong/flip cup/cards/etc). When you win, wink at a cute girl as to show her you won to impress her.
- Bong beers in front of girls to show them you're a great drinker. Nothing gets a girl wet more than how fast you can swallow alcohol. PRO-TIP: you shouldn't focus on the same girl all night. get a few feelers/options out there so when the 3rd quarter comes around (the quarter which people start 'paring up' for the end of the night) you've got a couple of options hopefully.
- Whenever someone calls you a pussy drink in their face and tell them you'll tuck them in then gently caress their sister/mom/gf/etc. Make sure this is loud / obvious enough that your potential girls see/hear.
- In the 3rd quarter start getting handsy with your potential female options. Smack/grab some rear end, try to sneak a kiss, and let them know you're DTF. Use an old trick... Ask for a kiss on the cheek then turn in to it. "Omg he's so funny!" It'll be really funny in about 30 minutes in the bedroom...
- gently caress, go to the bathroom and throw up if needed (without her knowing), wash up, then go gently caress again before passing out. Remember, condoms are for pussies, and you have a dick, so they're not for you.
- gently caress again in the morning. Same condom rules apply.
- Ditch all girls and go out with your boys for food in the afternoon when you wake up. Or start playing video games and send someone on a food run (this will encourage the girls to leave). P.S. You're really pro if you get the girls to cook breakfast/go for food while the boys play games, then they leave.
- Talk mad poo poo about how awesome last night was, how you owned everyone in all games played, how you hit it twice last night, and once this morning, and how you're stoked to do it again next weekend. The end.

Pudding Space posted:

Don't get in a car if the driver has been drinking. No matter what. No matter how convenient. No matter how much fun it promises to be. Even if you have to sleep on a bench and walk home. Maybe try to keep enough cash handy for a taxi.

Three Olives posted:

Drinking Pro-Tip:

The best way to avoid a hangover is to to take 7 extra-strength Tylenol with a full glass of water before you go to bed.

Three Olives posted:

Drinking Pro-Tip:

The best way to avoid a hangover is to to take 7 extra-strength Tylenol with a full glass of water before you go to bed.