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OlmanRiver posted:Seriously though, Don't mix alcohol at all. lol
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if you drink beer, you are a queer
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Apr 30, 2014 04:18
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i mean that literally it's 100% okay to have sex with anyone ( male / female / cis / trans / otherkin ) if youre drunk, thats when youre closest to the spirit realm and your body is really more like a bookmark, keeping your page in the gay book of your existence, forever amen
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Apr 30, 2014 04:19
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Modern Day Hercules posted:In some states you really can't get a DUI on a bike. they'll still nail you for drunk in public though
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Apr 30, 2014 04:22
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Drink until you have a personality OP
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sloppo posted:i mean that literally it's 100% okay to have sex with anyone ( male / female / cis / trans / otherkin ) if youre drunk, thats when youre closest to the spirit realm and your body is really more like a bookmark, keeping your page in the gay book of your existence, forever amen thass biutiful
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Apr 30, 2014 04:23
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did the OP drink his wine cooler yet?
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OlmanRiver posted:Seriously though, Don't mix alcohol at all. I drank two different kinds of alcohol yesterday, oh god  (Actually I feel fine, mix anything you want.)
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Apr 30, 2014 04:34
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being sober is boring
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Apr 30, 2014 04:34
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That vodka might be too strong for you. You should dillute it with beer.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:34
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Dr. Stab posted:That vodka might be too strong for you. You should dillute it with beer. I diluted rum with vodka once, but just to help my friend clean out his fridge.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:36
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Kimmalah posted:I drank two different kinds of alcohol yesterday, oh god i feel terrible when i mix alcohol. it's just the way my body reacts. because i'm a pussy, obvs.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:37
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stay the gently caress away from tequila, OP i'm 28 and that poo poo still murders me
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Just remember that liquor goes bad within about 2 hours after opening the bottle so be sure and drink it all or throw it out.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:40
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i feel terrible when i mix alcohol. it's just the way my body reacts. Really I just thought the original post was funny because it was like "you'll POISON yourself!!!" I mean yeah you might puke or get a hangover, but I thought it was a weirdly hysterical way to say it.
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Apr 30, 2014 04:42
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Alcohol is alcohol. Your body doesn't know and doesn't care if it came from tequila or beer. If you get a hangover you would have probably gotten it no matter what you drank. Drink whatever you want, it's the amount of alcohol not the type of drink that matters.
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Apr 30, 2014 08:29
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Alcohol is alcohol. Your body doesn't know and doesn't care if it came from tequila or beer. If you get a hangover you would have probably gotten it no matter what you drank. Drink whatever you want, it's the amount of alcohol not the type of drink that matters. not strictly true, distilled alcohol has less impurities than say wine, and rectified has less impurities than distilled. the more impure alcohol, the more it contains of substances called congeners that make your hangover worse. in general, a clear alcohol is purer than a colored alcohol (so vodka > whiskey). i happen to be an advanced alcoholic and drank pure rectified spirit in the past. gets you almost lethally drunk, blackout, tired as hell the next day, whatever - and no hangover, as this is likely the purest, clearest spirit there is. nothin' but water and ethanol. this all also explains why wine will give you a sanctimonious hangover if you get drunk on that though, your body gives no poo poo whether you mix or not, just the amount of alcohol and the amount of congeners dex_sda fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Apr 30, 2014 11:12
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Mixers are for idiot bitch pussies.
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Apr 30, 2014 11:29
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Don't drink mixers if you aim to get hosed, vodka + coke/oj/red bull whatever just amps you up because of all the sugar and you don't feel drunk. Usually you just get super hot/sweaty and you'll wake up with your heart beating super fast, thinking you should probably go to the hospital.
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Apr 30, 2014 11:47
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chug cask wine straight from the bag, do not stop until you have finished the wine. This is the only possible way to get drunk.
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Apr 30, 2014 11:55
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Absinthe is great for beginner drinkers, it tastes like candy and can be casually chugged from the bottle.
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Apr 30, 2014 11:57
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Rodya Raskolnikov posted:If you don't hit the Triple Crown of liquor, beer, and wine you're doing it wrong. Do this at every party in your teens and you'll have a good tolerance for alcohol when you can legally drink. Make it white wine or champagne though. Red will give you a nasty hangover.
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Apr 30, 2014 12:08
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Today it's gonna happen! So excited! Hey, I was kinda wondering, if it's possible to get an std from a blowjob? My friend said that one of the boys has a crush on me and I kinda like him too and now I'm thinking that since I've never had a real boyfriend, I would like to show him that I care. How should I go about this? I was thinking I should wink or whisper something to him and slip into a bathroom with him when no one's looking. Thanks for the help, guys! I was thinking about mixing the vodka with something, but I think I'm going to drink it raw since I don't want a hangover.
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Apr 30, 2014 12:25
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SnowblindFatal posted:Today it's gonna happen! So excited! This isn't real. You aren't real.
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Apr 30, 2014 12:31
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SnowblindFatal posted:Today it's gonna happen! So excited! "Do you want a blowjob?" should take care of itself from there.
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Apr 30, 2014 12:31
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Have you considered the marked advantages of buttchugging?
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Apr 30, 2014 12:32
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SnowblindFatal posted:Today it's gonna happen! So excited! if you like someone they don't have an std
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Apr 30, 2014 12:57
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steinrokkan posted:Have you considered the marked advantages of buttchugging? That sounds gross.
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Apr 30, 2014 13:03
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STDs are a myth perpetuated by the prophylactic industry
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Apr 30, 2014 14:24
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where da party at
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Apr 30, 2014 14:28
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SnowblindFatal posted:That sounds gross. It helps prevent stds, though, so it might be a good option for you.
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Apr 30, 2014 15:29
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SnowblindFatal posted:Today it's gonna happen! So excited! just make sure he gets you back cause oral sex rules also i didnt get hangovers until i turned 20 and at that point i literally thought 'poo poo guess i cant drink like im 16 anymore'
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Apr 30, 2014 15:34
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Alcohol is alcohol. Your body doesn't know and doesn't care if it came from tequila or beer. If you get a hangover you would have probably gotten it no matter what you drank. Drink whatever you want, it's the amount of alcohol not the type of drink that matters. this is probably true, then. like i said,i'm a pussy
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Apr 30, 2014 15:41
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LorrdErnie posted:just make sure he gets you back cause oral sex rules I hate that. By the time you're legally able to drink, hangovers are so bad that you don't want to. If I'm drinking more than a few beers, I have to make sure I haven't got anything going on for like the next three days. I can barely function.
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Apr 30, 2014 15:42
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HoffaSaurusX posted:I hate that. By the time you're legally able to drink, hangovers are so bad that you don't want to. haha this is so untrue youre a total dork if you dont drink everyday i just stopped drinking mixed drinks and started drinking my whiskey straight so i know how much im drinking
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LorrdErnie posted:haha this is so untrue youre a total dork if you dont drink everyday Untrue for you, a painful reality for me
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Apr 30, 2014 15:46
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the sort of ppl who think how much alcohol anyone can or cannot drink is interesting or impressive r the most boring ppl on earth, hth
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Apr 30, 2014 15:50
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op is gonna die
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Benedick Cuckold posted:this is probably true, then. like i said,i'm a pussy alcohol induced hangover - maybe the rate you drink alcohol is important, which is obviously hugely different based on the different kinds, and highly dependent on judgement. theres something to be said about beer impairing judgement and switching to liquor can "cause" a worse hangover because you can greatly increase the rate you consume alcohol. beer inherently slows the pace (im not talking shotgunning or crushing nattys here), which thus coined the phrase you all know. as far as does beer and liquor make some evil concoction that gives you a worse hangover? no, or probably not, but that's not whats going on there i also other poo poo in some alcohol that makes you feel sick. this is just the way it is. it is virtually unregulated in this sense (and it really cant be, or a lot of good stuff made the same way for decades or centuries wouldnt be allowed to be sold) so knowing all that, do I care? No. Not at all. I drink what I want when I want it
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jk but it is kind of weird for a grown man to roleplay as a 16 yo gril even on a comedy internet message board such as this
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