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SnowblindFatal posted:Haha, Ionly blew 1 though he cuouldn't get it up so it was kinda awkward Real nice of them to let you post a play by play on a forum while you snuggle, because that's not weird at all.
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This whole thread is going into shitthatdidnthappen.txt isn't it.
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fyi secret service is going after trolls so if ur not an underage drunken twat ur gonna get totally waterboarded, twat/troll
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jackyl posted:ive been there already without inspiration well yeah but it's nice to pretend to have a reaosn
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May 1, 2014 05:55
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Gas this abortion.
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May 1, 2014 05:57
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Kid Gloves posted:Gas this abortion. i wish you were an abortion
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May 1, 2014 06:07
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gender illusionist posted:i wish you were an abortion i am
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May 1, 2014 06:18
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gender illusionist posted:well yeah but it's nice to pretend to have a reaosn my reason is expense account
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May 1, 2014 06:25
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I like the idea of the OP giddily posting to the forums on his cellphone while his gay one night stand is making GBS threads in the bathroom.
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SnowblindFatal posted:Haha, I only blew 1 though he cuouldn't get it up so it was kinda awkward SnowblindFatal posted:I'm 16.
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May 2, 2014 03:50
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Buy/find a decent bottle of red wine. Drink it throughout the night, taking nips off the bottle. Girls love it.
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Look at mr. high-and-mighty over here pretending that he wasn't a cumgurgling cocksucker at 16 like the rest of us.
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what are you trying to say teenagers shouldn't explore sexually loving wierdo
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Moridin920 posted:what are you trying to say teenagers shouldn't explore sexually maybe hes a taliban and thinks men should be the ones who do the exploring to everyone they can do
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Oh gently caress! > People started leaving and I was still awake with Josh and we were drinking leftover sparkling wine while others were asleep. Just when it was about to get romantic I had the sudden urge to vomit. I had to do it into the kitchen sink since someone was passed out in the bathroom. Immediately I felt woozy and went to the couch to lay down with my hair still a bit wet from the vomit. The room was spinning and I couldn't really move. Josh was with me but when he saw me in the helpless state, that loving rear end in a top hat started sticking his hand into my pants and abusing me. I tried tell him to stop but I was too drunk or something I guess. What a way to lose my virginity.  Anyway once he was done he left and at some point I finally passed out. A few hours later I woke up with my heart racing and mind still going through as to what happened. My first instinct was to call the cops but gently caress, that was a mistake. The officer didn't believe my story and he took me to the station and I had to spend the night in jail. Yesterday my parents came to pick me up and they just said I was going to be grounded for at least 2 months and that at this rate I might have to go to a foster home soon. Probably bullshit but who the gently caress knows. On top of this, my friends don't want to talk to me since a lot of them got busted for drinking when I called the cops. I'm pretty much all alone here. What the gently caress should I do?
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May 3, 2014 01:04
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find a new gimmick cause this ones bad
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Called it.Angela Christine posted:OP you gon get raped.
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May 3, 2014 01:17
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drink enough to go back in time (like 3-4 shots of sambuca should do the trick) and then kill your past-self. don't worry it won't mess with the space-time continuum trust me i've done it before *haven't done it before, get pranked*
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Salt Fish posted:find a new gimmick cause this ones bad Yeah it was kind of funny, and we had some good effortposts with good advice about drinking, but then we called the OP out on not being a 16 year old girl (probably not even a 16 year old gay guy) and then he just kept on going. It's not really funny anymore. Now it's kind of sad.
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King Vidiot posted:Yeah it was kind of funny, and we had some good effortposts with good advice about drinking, but then we called the OP out on not being a 16 year old girl (probably not even a 16 year old gay guy) and then he just kept on going. It's not really funny anymore. Now it's kind of sad. Actually the story is entirely true except for the 16 year old bit. He's actually a 26 year old virgin who got drunk for the first time. Sad, really.
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SnowblindFatal posted:Oh gently caress! >
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Mans posted:yeah you might be joking but this actually happens all the time to 16 year old dumb kids so excuse me if i looked like a taliban for not liking it plz don't literally shake
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May 3, 2014 03:19
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SnowblindFatal posted:Oh gently caress! > 
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May 3, 2014 03:27
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Tokit posted:OP here is a pro tip for you: they are best when mixed, imo, because the weed mitigates the nausea from the alcohol and allows you to drink more
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May 3, 2014 03:27
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SnowblindFatal posted:Oh gently caress! > Seriously?
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May 3, 2014 03:37
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gay blow everyone op
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May 3, 2014 03:39
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sex drugs and cops, in one thread at last  SnowblindFatal posted:What the gently caress should I do?
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Preoptopus posted:Seriously? yes, call th police
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May 3, 2014 03:49
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keep a slim knife in your shoe and if someone tries to rape you just stab them that's what I would do if I were a girl. it might be tempting to stab their dick but don't do that there's a good chance you'll kill them
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jackyl posted:plz don't literally shake i'm pointing it out, a little koran would help against teenage sexual abuse
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May 3, 2014 04:23
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OP shoulda gone to the  instead.
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May 3, 2014 04:43
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Gazpacho posted:post in e/n immediately
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Ok, I think story time's over! I'm truly surprised that any of you took this thing seriously. Any self-respecting gibbis warrior should see this kind of fake thread a mile ago. Though maybe this just shows that there's still some, whose hearts haven't frozen solid in the cold winds of the internet, with pure faith in that something like this could still happen here. I envy you. The goal of this story was to raise awareness at my child's school about the poor fortune that falls upon those who drink.
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shut up
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May 3, 2014 18:44
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Ok that last part was fake, too.
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It's just that I didn't intend the thread to go this way at all. More like an itt thread without the itt. I couldn't resist jumping the opportunity when some seemed to take it seriously.
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loving retard
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SnowblindFatal posted:Ok, I think story time's over! I'm truly surprised that any of you took this thing seriously. Any self-respecting gibbis warrior should see this kind of fake thread a mile ago. Though maybe this just shows that there's still some, whose hearts haven't frozen solid in the cold winds of the internet, with pure faith in that something like this could still happen here. I envy you. lmao
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Hilarious thread op, you really turned a lot of the high schoolers on this forum off rape!
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SnowblindFatal posted:It's just that I didn't intend the thread to go this way at all. More like an itt thread without the itt. I couldn't resist jumping the opportunity when some seemed to take it seriously. no one cares
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