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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Saw this on the way to work

e- and I just notice it has taxi plates

Snowy has a new favorite as of 00:23 on May 11, 2014

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WastedJoker: Oct 29, 2011; Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Someone took tipping litterally.

# ? May 11, 2014 00:50

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Meatwave posted:

They go to a school where burgundy hoodies are part of the uniform?

It's not uncommon for public high schools in Australia to have hoodies as part of the uniform. So if one of their school colours is burgundy, it's possible. That said, schools that have hoodies usually don't require slacks.

# ? May 11, 2014 01:45

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? May 11, 2014 01:52

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Even at Wal-Mart prices, child has to go for more per pound then most people can afford.

Thanks Obama.

# ? May 11, 2014 02:31

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

VendaGoat posted:

Even at Wal-Mart prices, child has to go for more per pound then most people can afford.

Thanks Obama.

Little pervert found a decent way to look upskirt.

# ? May 11, 2014 02:37

milkfat: May 6, 2003; Moo.

# ? May 11, 2014 03:11

cowboythreespeech: Dec 28, 2008

milkfat posted:

# ? May 11, 2014 03:48

EXTREME BAKA: Mar 13, 2012

stratdax posted:

Khakis and hoodies are the height of fashion in Australia? Sounds about right.

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:00

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

EXTREME BAKA posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

Recent epidemic of Kangaroo steroid abuse. Tragic.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:00

EXTREME BAKA: Mar 13, 2012

RFC2324 posted:

Recent epidemic of Kangaroo steroid abuse. Tragic.

I'm really serious.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:01

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

Istari posted:

It's not uncommon for public high schools in Australia to have hoodies as part of the uniform. So if one of their school colours is burgundy, it's possible. That said, schools that have hoodies usually don't require slacks.

It's a university campus, so I'm afraid they're out of high school. This is merely how things work in Canberra, I'm afraid. It's such a small town we have regular meetings to decide how to dress every day of the week.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:08

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

EXTREME BAKA posted:

I'm really serious.

I'm looking at some kangas as I post this and they are not ripped. I think the one in the above picture is a big red or something like that, they are pretty massive. Most kangas are smaller than a man.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:09

MoreLikeTen: Oct 21, 2012; The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

EXTREME BAKA posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

We're pretty much the only mammals that aren't ripped. Predatory animals like cats, wolves and bears have a lot of muscle. Prey animals are either agile or fast, so they need muscles too. As for close relatives? Check out this guy:

This is a chimpanzee that is so old and infirm that that its hair has fallen out. The senior citizen of chimpanzees.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:13

Quidam Viator: Jan 24, 2001; ask me about how voting Donald Trump was worth 400k and counting dead.

I met an Australian dude who looked like a 70-year old wizard and said he had a PhD in marsupial endocrinology. So, unless someone intelligent comes in, you're going to have to listen to my dumb anecdote.

He said that kangaroos are maximally adapted for survival in their climate, and literally ride the very edge of their metabolism where they retain maximal muscle mass and keep very little fat. He had all sorts of interesting things to say about their adaptation to temperatures and what it might mean for us as humans. Told me that if you really wanted to put your body in maximum energy-consumption mode, you'd get yourself cold just to the point before you're shivering, and then you burn maximal calories trying to maintain body temperature.

Who knows if it's true, but FFS, this is PYF Funny Pictures, not Marsupial Endocrinology 101.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:16

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

EXTREME BAKA posted:

I'm really serious.

Jump everywhere for 5 years in a desert and you'll be ripped too.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:26

karl fungus: May 6, 2011; Baeume sind auch Freunde

Kangaroo meat is supposed to be lean as gently caress and delicious.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:35

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

BBJoey posted:

It's a university campus, so I'm afraid they're out of high school. This is merely how things work in Canberra, I'm afraid. It's such a small town we have regular meetings to decide how to dress every day of the week.

Sup Canberra buddy.

# ? May 11, 2014 07:39

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

karl fungus posted:

Kangaroo meat is supposed to be lean as gently caress and delicious.

Difficult to cook though. Overcook it even a little and it's like leather.

# ? May 11, 2014 08:01

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

BBJoey posted:

It's a university campus, so I'm afraid they're out of high school. This is merely how things work in Canberra, I'm afraid. It's such a small town we have regular meetings to decide how to dress every day of the week.

Oh, I wasn't suggesting that these particular men were wearing a high school uniform; I assumed they were just 3 equally fashionable guys. I was just letting the poster before me know that burgundy school uniform hoodies weren't such a wild idea.

karl fungus posted:

Kangaroo meat is supposed to be lean as gently caress and delicious.

Very lean. It's actually not that delicious, though. A lot like beef, only slightly gamey. That said, a cafe near me does an amazing Thai-style warm salad with couscous and kangaroo, and it is spectacular !

# ? May 11, 2014 08:34

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Istari posted:

Very lean. It's actually not that delicious, though. A lot like beef, only slightly gamey. That said, a cafe near me does an amazing Thai-style warm salad with couscous and kangaroo, and it is spectacular !

Roast kanga is pretty great. It also goes great in a souvlaki or steak sanga.

# ? May 11, 2014 08:53

Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

Crocodile and emu are much nicer.

:getin:

# ? May 11, 2014 09:25

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Istari posted:

It's actually not that delicious, though. A lot like beef, only slightly gamey.

This. Had kangaroo steak in a very nice restaurant a while back, and while the consistency was perfect, it had that "hmm I've had this flavor before when I was forced to kill and eat a rabbit in a shithole backwoods military camping school" tinge to it. I'll stick to beef.

# ? May 11, 2014 09:35

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Kangaroo goes really well in a curry or stew I find, it soaks up flavour really well. Kind of like goat in that respect.

# ? May 11, 2014 09:42

SCheeseman: Apr 23, 2003

Yeah, I like kangaroo in a curry by far over having it in a steak or sausage. I still prefer venison though, but that's very expensive here.

# ? May 11, 2014 09:46

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

How about funny pics of roo stew?

# ? May 11, 2014 09:52

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Funny pics of anything would be welcome.

# ? May 11, 2014 10:09

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

# ? May 11, 2014 10:39

Jombo: Feb 20, 2009

EXTREME BAKA posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

Since no one has answered yet - it's all about the mating :australia:

It makes more sense when you see two males fighting, they tend to their upper arms to wrestle and use choke holds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P8-FoiaBA&t=255s

here's a short article on it:

http://science.time.com/2013/07/30/sexy-kangaroos-you-read-that-right-its-all-about-the-biceps/

# ? May 11, 2014 11:10

Zombies magazine: Oct 17, 2005; Firmly grasp the

MoreLikeTen posted:

We're pretty much the only mammals that aren't ripped.

Other mammals haven't figured out how to waste their lives away in front of a computer/television screen. Give them time, man!

# ? May 11, 2014 11:41

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

MoreLikeTen posted:

We're pretty much the only mammals that aren't ripped. Predatory animals like cats, wolves and bears have a lot of muscle. Prey animals are either agile or fast, so they need muscles too. As for close relatives? Check out this guy:

This is a chimpanzee that is so old and infirm that that its hair has fallen out. The senior citizen of chimpanzees.

I'm reminded of Snowflake the albino gorilla that lived for 39 years at the Barcelona Zoo, and how much of a difference the hair makes in how apes look. I'd be interested in seeing like a blog or something collecting animals that have had their fur removed. Like our buddy up there, or then when the Spectacled Bears at the Berlin Zoo had mange and lost theirs, and went from adorable teddies to servants of Gozer: