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Misandrist Duck
Oct 22, 2012


Tonight is the White House Correspondents' Dinner, an annual tradition where a bunch of journalists, politicians, and celebrities will get real chummy as they laugh at some scripted jokes before getting lit at some wild after parties (Rachel Maddow is one hell of a bartender)

President Obama will speak, host Joel McHale will tell some funny jokes, just a real great time for all involved. He probably won't be as good as Stephen Colbert's roast of GWB, but you never know.

The whole event is streaming on CSPAN.

Feel free to come join us in #Poligoon on synirc.net. If it's anything like other live events we watch, it will eventually devolve into a bunch of drunk goons spamming "RIP TS12" | Mibbit link

Here's Stephen Colbert's expert trashing of GWB to tide you over:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7FTF4Oz4dI

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

skunkape.info
Apr 30, 2014
Haha, this tacky little indoor parade at a black tie dinner.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Let's also relive Obama's finest hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug
McHale is a surprising choice. I don't know which company did it, but a friend told me to watch his hosting job of some video game awards show. He heckled the poo poo out of all the dumb stuff involved in that industry and culture.

He does the same when poo poo journalists ask celebrity questions, just flat makes up answers to troll. Community: the movie will be set in Tuscan Italy and is already funded, for example.

Misandrist Duck
Oct 22, 2012
I love watching rich people eat dinner.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Oh, look - the White House Correspondents organization is showing a short film about how important and incorruptible they are. Even Ari Fleischer says so!

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Haha, these people have no understanding of cultural differences and space. Some of these foreign students look like they are being assaulted.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Now we're getting to the good stuff

I hope this happens to Biden for real

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 4, 2014

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
Politicians trying to be actors never stops being funny.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Vertical Lime posted:

Now we're getting to the good stuff

Knowing how badly Conservatives will freak out about this stuff just makes it so much better.

"The secret service won't let me drive, man."

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
My immersion was broken when Diamond Joe was driving a Corvette instead of a T-Bird

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

ChampRamp posted:

Politicians trying to be actors never stops being funny.

That wasn't acting, Joe does that every Saturday Night.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Obama's up.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Who the gently caress brought the goddamn Duck Dynasty Guy and why haven't they been made "disappeared" yet?

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Barack Obama: between two ferns, wherever he goes.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who the gently caress brought the goddamn Duck Dynasty Guy and why haven't they been made "disappeared" yet?

Earlier Susan Rice was seen getting his autograph. Then, according to twitter, he was seen using a dip cup.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i think obama just made an enemy out of maddow

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Richard Sherman is there? Let him speak goddamnit.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who the gently caress brought the goddamn Duck Dynasty Guy and why haven't they been made "disappeared" yet?

A&E is an important political player and media outlet.

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Oh snap! Cliven Bundy shade

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
That Eric Cantor joke was a home run

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
He isn't holding back at all.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Ok the OitNB joke was killer.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
The Chris Christie joke will never be beat. Holy lol.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




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Ok, bare-chested Putin was good. Haha.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

drat, even the slideshow at the WHCP doesn't cooperate with Obama these days.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Is he actually reading off of a script and not a teleprompter? Republicans lied to me! :mad:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Watch a literal war criminal be self-effacing and humorous, live on C-SPAN. I love this disgusting sycophantic bullshit, seriously.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

THS posted:

Watch a literal war criminal be self-effacing and humorous, live on C-SPAN. I love this disgusting sycophantic bullshit, seriously.

I have heard lots of negative things said about Joel McHale, but I don't think those charges have been filed yet.

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

drat THAT BURN

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

There's still a hosed up illegal prison in a military facility in Cuba hardy har har har.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
That woman shaking her head to the Christie joke was pretty funny

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Gonna be a lot of people pissed off about Joel tomorrow and Monday.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
So many people in the crowd are either pissed off or are trying hard not to be caught laughing on camera.

That means Joel is doing his job. :allears:

7of7
Jul 1, 2008
This is fairly painful actually. Is Community this bad?

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
The sheer quantity of jokes thrown at Christie is hilarious.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

7of7 posted:

This is fairly painful actually. Is Community this bad?

This is closer to his "work" on The Soup.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Pong Daddy posted:

The sheer quantity of jokes thrown at Christie is hilarious.

It's so beautiful!

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

This is so loving terrible, wasn't expecting it to be this bad, christ.

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