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Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



[Ordrakon standing outside Psychic Gym - looks like a psych clinic]

Ordrakon: "This isn't going to be fun"


[enters Sabrina's room through teleporter]

Sabrina: "Another one who needs my help"

Ordrakon: "I'm here to battle, Sabrina"
*Ordrakon releases Snorlax*

*Sabrina releases Kadabra*
Sabrina: "I see this isn't your first visit to a place like this. Is it better this time?"
*Kadabra uses Psybeam*

Ordrakon: "Amnesia!"
*Snorlax uses Amnesia*

Sabrina: "You picked bad friends in life. Or rather, they picked you. Pity."
*Kadabra uses Psybeam*

Ordrakon: "Amnesia!"
*Snorlax uses Amnesia*

Sabrina: "Aww, that's rough that you had your first fight when you were three. Well, sink or swim I always say!"
*Kadabra uses Psybeam*

Ordrakon: "Rest it off!"
*Snorlax uses Rest*

Sabrina: "So school ruined you"
*Kadabra uses Psybeam*

Ordrakon: "..."
*Snorlax sleeps*

Sabrina: "Big deal"
*Kadabra uses Psybeam*

Ordrakon: "..."
*Snorlax wakes up*

Sabrina: "Your sexuality is bizarre. It's funny really"
*Kadabra uses Psybeam*

Ordrakon: "Body Slam!"
*Snorlax uses Body Slam*
*Kadabra dies*

*Sabrina releases Mr. Mime*
Sabrina: "You like being funny, don't you?"
*Mr. Mime uses Light Screen*

Ordrakon: "Body Slam!"
*Snorlax uses Body Slam*
*Mr. Mime dies*

*Sabrina releases Venomoth*
Sabrina: "Hiding yourself"
*Venomoth uses Leech Life*

Ordrakon: "Body Slam!"
*Snorlax uses Body Slam*
*Critical hit*
*Venomoth dies*

*Sabrina releases Alakazam*
Sabrina: "Being alone"
*Alakazam uses Psywave*

Ordrakon: "Body Slam!"
*Snorlax uses Body Slam*
*Critical hit*
*Alakazam dies*

Sabrina: "I'm out of Pokemon, but are we really done here?"
Ordrakon: "I won Sabrina. Give me my badge"
Sabrina: "Have your petty victory you frightened boy"
*Hands over Marsh Badge*


[Ordrakon leaving - Sabrina watching]


[outside building - Ordrakon getting on bike - Sabrina watching from window]


[inside building - Sabrina watching Ordrakon bike away]

Sabrina: "Take care of yourself"

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Nice Reddit Account
Nov 27, 2013


CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Smile and celebrate the days of old!
Salute to all the men whose stories been told!


next can you post your interview with Samus Aryan?

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



CharlestonJew posted:

next can you post your interview with Samus Aryan?

sure, man. no prob.

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



I wanna be
the very best

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

No one cares bout the pokemon, they just want to sex up the nurses and trainers.

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



like no one ever was

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013




Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008


Action Yak Police
Nov 9, 2008

Let's not dwell on our corpse-strewn past.
Let's celebrate our corpse-strewn future!


FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


I'm the professor.
I made Nano.


Pirateparty
Apr 12, 2007

Scurvy

does anyone else have hemmeroids

Eponymouse
Nov 2, 2013

I REGRET NOTHING


Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013







quiet you

Acquire Currency!
Jan 15, 2011

S.O.C.H.I.: Call of Dogeyat


Same

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010


Pokemon don't die, they faint. Get your loving facts straight, OP.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Pirateparty posted:

does anyone else have hemmeroids
What type of pokemon is that?

Someone Awful!
Sep 7, 2007

Objection! What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Pokemon don't die, they faint. Get your loving facts straight, OP.

they die in the manga!

Feminition
Mar 14, 2008

To me,
my X-Men.


AE-35 Unit
Jul 25, 2007

Sunnyvale, Ca.
315 pounds


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcHAebR9Aa8

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007
OXYGEN
THIEF


this is a pro click I promise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adFPJOLB-fc

Ordrakon
Oct 7, 2013




Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013



Ordrakon posted:

they die in the manga!

Pokemon manga. Death. blood, nudity, pokeboobs.



How did this ever become a kid's TV show?

Acquire Currency!
Jan 15, 2011

S.O.C.H.I.: Call of Dogeyat


Say Nothing posted:

Pokemon manga. Death. blood, nudity, pokeboobs.



How did this ever become a kid's TV show?

whoa

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

Don't fuck with this Senator.


Say Nothing posted:

Pokemon manga. Death. blood, nudity, pokeboobs.



How did this ever become a kid's TV show?

don't tell anyone i know this but apparently the guy who writes the pokemon comic is a big pervert for little girls

Hitlers Gay Secret
Mar 7, 2010



Putty posted:

don't tell anyone i know this but apparently the guy who writes the pokemon comic is a big pervert for little girls

It's Japan. Makes sense.

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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

nice

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