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Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

If you push her romance all the way the last thing Jack tells you is "stay alive dumbass, after all this I'm getting laid!"

Harime Nui fucked around with this message at May 4, 2014 around 04:02

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Piedmon Sama posted:

If you push her romance all the way the last thing Jack tells you is "stay alive dumbass, after all this I'm getting laid!"

I bet she is really good in bed.

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I think about that alot honestly.

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

You're having a go, you know exactly what happens in ME2 don't you

Flynn Taggart


I am unhealthily in love with Tali

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Piedmon Sama posted:

You're having a go, you know exactly what happens in ME2 don't you

I played it until that loving tank dlc.

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Flynn Taggart posted:

I am unhealthily in love with Tali

I also love a blank slate who has a thing for me.

Bo-Pepper

Would you like some rye?
Of course you would!

I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away
I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away

Tonight, tonight I'm falling where the peaceful waters flow
Where the unicorn's the last one at the water hole
I have found a love so precious like an emerald so bold
It's a firelight escaping from the jeweller's hold

I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away
I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away

I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away
I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away

Oh and in the heat of rapture when I feel the cold winds blow
Through the broken glass I'll see at last the sweet desire in you
I will climb up on my pulpit and I'll preach a sermon you
On the mountain roads in Harlem feel my jewellery's hold

I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away
I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away

I'm romancing the stone

I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away
I'm romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone
Every night and every day gonna love the hurtin' away

TheEggsBenedict

Then i hears a rumbles and roman jizzed all over my ass and I plopped down on the bed.

I romanced the backlash to ME3's ending.

WindmillSlayer



I always picked liara when I could. Her voice...

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

drilldo squirt posted:

I played it until that loving tank dlc.

Everyone hated the flying car levels

but I beat them every time so I could have a shiny bauble in my cabin, I'm the worst

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

WindmillSlayer posted:

I always picked liara when I could. Her voice...

Flynn Taggart


I felt worse about my fish dying in my cabin than I did when I left the council to die

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

I always saved the Council because I have a fetish for huge space battleships :nerdboner:

WindmillSlayer



Flynn Taggart posted:

I felt worse about my fish dying in my cabin than I did when I left the council to die

LMBO if you didn't go through all the steps needed to save your fish.

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

"I might do more than catch you, Kelly"

WindmillSlayer



I also replayed mass effect 1 to 100% so I could personally shotgun wrex in the goddamn face so I'd be able to save Mordin.

Flynn Taggart


You could save mordin?

WindmillSlayer



Flynn Taggart posted:

You could save mordin?

Yes. Go replay all three games and do that tia

The Rage

Chill out, dickwad.



Flynn Taggart posted:

I am unhealthily in love with Tali

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Mordin is literally Hitler though.

WindmillSlayer



drilldo squirt posted:

Mordin is literally Hitler though.

Hitler is good.

Flynn Taggart


drilldo squirt posted:

Mordin is literally Hitler though.

Hitler would be a lot more relatable if he sang showtunes

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

The first game is still the best


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcrDWAuyqtc

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WindmillSlayer posted:

Hitler is good.

Mods?

Looke


Wow windy

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

lmao Jack is tied for the lead with Tali did not expect this

Flynn Taggart



The cold hard fact is if we didn't have Hitler we wouldn't have Indiana jones.

Six million Jews is a small price to pay.

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Piedmon Sama posted:

lmao Jack is tied for the lead with Tali did not expect this

Jack is that girl nerds want to rescue.

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Flynn Taggart posted:

The cold hard fact is if we didn't have Hitler we wouldn't have Indiana jones.

Six million Jews is a small price to pay.

Really unchill flynn.

Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

drilldo squirt posted:

Jack is that girl nerds want to rescue.

Or that they hate because what is this, a woman who's not immediately polite and friendly???

Flynn Taggart


drilldo squirt posted:

Really unchill flynn.

I take it back keep him banned from steam chat

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Piedmon Sama posted:

Or that they hate because what is this, a woman who's not immediately polite and friendly???

What was that follower in skyrim that everyone hated because some of her lines were sarcastic? It's the one you get after killing that dragon.

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Flynn Taggart posted:

I take it back keep him banned from steam chat

Rude.

Flynn Taggart



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Harime Nui

14:46 - Harime Nui: you can imagine I'm drunk and incoherent

drilldo squirt posted:

What was that follower in skyrim that everyone hated because some of her lines were sarcastic? It's the one you get after killing that dragon.

Her name was Lydia. She has literally one line that's a vaguely sarcastic joke because you're literally making her carry all your poo poo, and some people actually went apeshit that they had to "tolerate her disrespect" lol

Flynn Taggart


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN

I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.


Piedmon Sama posted:

Her name was Lydia. She has literally one line that's a vaguely sarcastic joke because you're literally making her carry all your poo poo, and some people actually went apeshit that they had to "tolerate her disrespect" lol

lol

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Piedmon Sama posted:

Her name was Lydia. She has literally one line that's a vaguely sarcastic joke because you're literally making her carry all your poo poo, and some people actually went apeshit that they had to "tolerate her disrespect" lol

The best part is they patched it out.

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