Ben Roethlisberger Douche of the Year Season 4: A New Douche

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Nit Wit Dog Shit: Sep 28, 2000; Toilet Rascal

Ole Miss aint a one seed for nothing.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:52

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:54

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

Being a (nonvarsity) athlete from a Big Ten school I end up interacting with a bunch of people from Northwestern and everyone from there is a huge goddamn douche. Their women's fencing team is full of hotties though. But they were douches too, really.

In this tournament, I must follow my heart. gently caress Northwestern.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 22:59

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Hooray, this is back!

Ole Miss is horrible, gently caress those guys.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:20

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ole Miss because they have someone named Bobby Hill doin' bad stuff

# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:21

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Racism is pretty much the douchiest thing so I vote Ole Miss.

# ? Jul 21, 2014 23:32

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Ole Miss has a lack of redeeming qualities and also their quarterback's name is Bo Wallace and he looks exactly like someone named Bo Wallace

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:24

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Alouicious posted:

Ole Miss has a lack of redeeming qualities and also their quarterback's name is Bo Wallace and he looks exactly like someone named Bo Wallace

After SEC media days, he actually complained in a press conference about only being selected as third team All SEC.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:35

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Ole Miss

# ? Jul 22, 2014 00:51

Vhadka: Apr 30, 2009

Welcome back Ben.

Gonna have to vote for Ole Miss here. Northwestern just can't match the total body of work for the year.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:00

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Welcome back, Douche 'o' the Year Thread - Welcome back Ben.

I don't follow college football but, come on, gently caress Ole Miss.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:26

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Ole Miss for sure. Rarely is a team nominated that has players, coaches, and administration make the team eligible when either one on their own would do so.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 01:32

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

No dog in this race but... ole miss

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:25

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

I know nothing about either of the contenders but I'll go with Ole Miss because they are called Ole Miss.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:32

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I've been listening to "the help" and everything about Mississippi disgusts me right now. Being extremely loving racist still seems to be a prominent part of being a white person in that state. gently caress Ole Miss.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:47

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

swickles posted:

Ole Miss for sure. Rarely is a team nominated that has players, coaches, and administration make the team eligible when either one on their own would do so.

Players, coaches, administration, *and* the fanbase of Ole Miss (that's my vote).

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:50

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Ole Miss because gently caress the south in perpetuity

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:52

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Petite Dinklage posted:

Ole Miss because gently caress the south in perpetuity

Seconded

ole miss because what the gently caress is ole

# ? Jul 22, 2014 03:57

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Febreeze posted:

ole miss because what the gently caress is ole

♫ Ooooole' ole' ole' oleeeeee' Ole' Miss... Ole' Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss... ♫

...no?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:01

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Naming themselves after racist, sore loser, traitorous dipshits. Ole Miss should progress.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:42

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Ol� Miss

# ? Jul 22, 2014 04:46

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Febreeze posted:

Seconded

ole miss because what the gently caress is ole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haCHyfCCzR0

This will answer your question.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:00

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Ole Miss had a legendary year. University-wide douchevalanches like that can elicit only a standing ovation from me.

Febreeze posted:

Seconded

ole miss because what the gently caress is ole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ccUDrB_8jQ

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Jul 22, 2014

# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:10

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haCHyfCCzR0

This will answer your question.

Wow this makes me hate it even more

Ole Mistake

# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:11

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

Febreeze posted:

Wow this makes me hate it even more

Ole Mistake

I am an encyclopedia of ole miss hate.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 06:21

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Sour Diesel posted:

I know nothing about either of the contenders but I'll go with Ole Miss because they are called Ole Miss.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 08:30

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Ole Miss

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:52

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

effectual posted:

douchevalanches

Needs to be added to the lexicon.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Ole Miss because gently caress the south in perpetuity

Febreeze posted:

Seconded

kill yourselves.

Ole Miss

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:07

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Ole Miss is like the holy triumvirate of everything douche; racism, homophobia, and just general douchinaity

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:32

Douche4Sale: May 8, 2003; ...and then God said, "Let there be douche!"

Ole Miss

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:42

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Turns out the guy that yelled Roll Tide and sucker punched Zach Mettenberger was an Ole Miss student. Still dont know if thats points for or against them in this contest though...

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:13

tarbrush: Feb 7, 2011; ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Miss; Ole

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:25

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Ole Miss because I'm a Cajun at heart still.

I mean, all those other valid reasons too, but gently caress you Ole Miss.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 21:15

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Breaky posted:

kill yourselves.

Ole Miss

Louisiana gets a pass

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:17

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

I'm voting Northwestern because their douchiness has much larger long term implications than Ole Confederate General University (we shall not be integrated)

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:30

Lee Harvey Oswald: Mar 17, 2007; by exmarx

gently caress Ole Miss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6MSF88UVBc

# ? Jul 23, 2014 00:57

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Ole Miss because as someone that would include Rangers or Juventus at every opportunity if we were doing a TRP version of this (hahahaha as if that'd ever happen) I admire Ben's hatred.

Also since I post in TRP a ton I'm now obligated to call you all advanced-stats obsessed, autistic, beta SJW troons.

Troy Queef fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jul 23, 2014

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:17

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Troy Queef posted:

Ole Miss because as someone that would include Rangers or Juventus at every opportunity if we were doing a TRP version of this (hahahaha as if that'd ever happen) I admire Ben's hatred.

Also since I post in TRP a ton I'm now obligated to call you all advanced-stats obsessed, autistic, beta troons.

wow, rude

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:18

Troy Queef: Jan 12, 2013

Alouicious posted:

wow, rude

Is joke.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:20

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Northwestern trying to stop the players unionizing is pretty douchey, so normally I would vote for them. But Ole Miss brings forward to my mind's eye the days when their forebares tried to destroy an even greater Union, and I say to myself, what would Mr. Lincoln do?

Look upon Ole Miss. They call themselves the Rebels. They celebrate treason.

What would Mr. Lincoln do? I call to mind his words upon the occasion of his visit to that famous Pennsylvania battlefield and his oration thereupon.

Abraham Lincoln posted:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

What of Sherman, and Grant, and Phil Sheridan? And Joshua Chamberlain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqT8PMBtIKI

They tell me a vote for Ole Miss is a vote for the most important Union of all.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 01:27

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:54

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Troy Queef posted:

Is joke.

Well played, lad.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 02:20

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