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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

More specifically, the Seahawks fans who pushed their "Russel's a good'un, Colin's a thug" bullshit for two years.

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 19:44 on May 4, 2014

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Nibbler posted:

I agree with the above, but if we do groups of fans it will be never-ending...Penn State Sandusky apologists, FL State Jameis supporters, etc. I think we should try to stick more with individuals. Like the douche that threw popcorn on Bowman...

quote:

Wildcard:: Anything not fitting into any of the above categories, someone who fits into multiple categories, groups of people,

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
If it hasn't been already, I'd like to nominate the NCAA for being "the most reprehensible organization God ever created."

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2014/02/ncaa_is_evil.php

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2013-12-19/the-ncaa-is-even-more-evil-than-you-think

http://www.salon.com/2000/10/13/ncaa_2/

http://www.alamogordonews.com/ci_23124265/opinion-ncaa-is-evil-empire

http://gregmankiw.blogspot.com/2009/03/is-ncaa-evil.html

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Derrick Coleman, because I read an article that was all about how he doesn't listen to anyone, about anything. There's even a TV commercial complaining about what a self centered douche he is.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Seconding Ray Rice, Richie Incognito, Taylor Lewan, Arian Foster, Roger Goodell, Greg Schiano, Nolan Nawrocki, Jeff Fisher, Colin Kaepernick (because he filmed that commercial before he bothered to win in Seattle) and Russell Wilson (because he bowls with Justin Bieber).

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I would like to submit evidence to support Roger Goodell's nomination:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
More evidence to support the nomination of the NCAA:

quote:

@marcisenberg 2h
38 players w eligibility went undrafted. They knew the deal, but sad that NCAA prohibits them from returning to school if they wanted to.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Wait they can't go back to school if they go undrafted? I had no idea that was a thing.

Wow.

I think they technically can, but not under an athletic scholarship. Which means they functionally can't.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
If you need any more reason to vote for Goodell,

quote:

@AlbertBreer
A number of teams have decided to forgo having a rookie minicamp this year b/c of the shorter window before camp. Casualty of a later draft.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
+5 to Richie Incognito, who will have to serve double duty as a representative of the hosed up Dolphins (Pouncey, Don Jones).

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Duke Chin posted:

The funny thing is, literally (not figuratively) every single Seahawks fan up here that I know doesn't really like it either.

Marketing :jerkbag:

Every time I get annoyed by the Seahawks' hyper aggressive marketing, I just remind myself they're basically the same people who do the job for Microsoft (sometimes literally).

It becomes less of a teeth grating annoyance and more of a, "oh right, them."

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Mike Lombardi for his mastery of passive aggressive media leaks.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
So, you ask, what's the NCAA been up to lately?

Forcing players girlfriends' to sign affidavits that they're dating players out of love, and not for nefarious purposes.

http://deadspin.com/sooners-girlfriend-had-to-sign-affidavit-confirming-the-1575641837

quote:

“They did some digging and I’m actually compliant official with my girlfriend,” explained Ikard. “We had to sign a signed affidavit that she was not dating me just because I was a football player.”

What? What kind of paperwork does that entail? What is the name of that special NCAA form?

“They kind of drafted it themselves. I said she just likes big guys, just accept it,” joked Ikard.

- See more at: https://oklahoma.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1639368#sthash.Oyk3qrCo.dpuf

Vote NCAA for lifetime douche.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Because making a choice between these three would be too difficult, I would like to simply vote all TV sports personalities.

Thank you.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Alouicious posted:

Taylor Lewan and it's not even really close

It's almost embarrassing. Taylor Lewan by a mile.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Richie.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I'd like to vote Chichevache here, but since I can't, I'll go ahead and give the nod to Colin Kaepernick for being a Packers fan (the one thing Niners and Seahawks fans can agree on, gently caress the Packers).


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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Have to go with The Factory of Sadness, because Cleveland has lost enough and they deserve a win.

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