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i am he
Feb 4, 2014



if u think about you have faith in evolution just like i have faith in god.. maybe we aren't so different after all

New movie A Matter of Faith will finally settle the debate, coming soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ6bUfOVf1g

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Cantorsdust
Aug 9, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

glad to see someone will finally put this debate to rest OP

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



THS
Jun 23, 2002



i am he posted:

if u think about you have faith in evolution just like i have faith in god.. maybe we aren't so different after all

New movie A Matter of Faith will finally settle the debate, coming soon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ6bUfOVf1g

philip seymour hoffman is great in this

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


do you want to know how i got these scars *shows stigmata*

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



life comes from life, it doesn't come from non life smdh goons

i am he fucked around with this message at May 4, 2014 around 07:12

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


If humans evolved from monkeys then what did gorillas evolve from?

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, atheists.

azreal
Sep 2, 2011



Jesus loved the cock...think about it:
Single man in his 20's-30's, lean/fit with a great set of abs, good hygiene, hung out with a bunch if dudes all the time....



Makes you think

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



azreal posted:

Jesus loved the cock...think about it:
Single man in his 20's-30's, lean/fit with a great set of abs, good hygiene, hung out with a bunch if dudes all the time....



Makes you think

please don't take the lord's name in vain tia

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

azreal posted:

Jesus loved the cock...think about it:
Single man in his 20's-30's, lean/fit with a great set of abs, good hygiene, hung out with a bunch if dudes all the time....



Makes you think

Too busy building houses and Pier 1 furniture. All that youthful energy went into construction.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


p sure he railed mary magdalene

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...

Tiler Kiwi posted:

p sure he railed mary magdalene

He also told her no one was truly going to hell, but keep it a secret, ok?

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



Tiler Kiwi posted:

p sure he railed mary magdalene


Wicker Man posted:

He also told her no one was truly going to hell, but keep it a secret, ok?

plz keep the gossip to a minimum tia, repsect the lord in this thread

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

0.00 posts per day

Wicker Man posted:

He also told her no one was truly going to hell, but keep it a secret, ok?

he only said that to get her to have sexuals with him,

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


i am he posted:

plz keep the gossip to a minimum tia, repsect the lord in this thread



i only have the most respect for the lords sexual prowess

Rando
Mar 11, 2004




For god so loved the world he gave his only gun

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Janderbuilt
Mar 7, 2008

WoOt

Wouldn't it be nice if Science and Religion could um you know like just get along?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k0JEc0arOQ

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



Rando posted:

For god so loved the world he gave his only gun

Maoist Pussy
Feb 11, 2014



God is a result of evolution, you dummy.

genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

FORUMS SENIOR CITIZEN Ask me about:
joining the AARP; Social Security; prostate exams; why rock music is too loud; wearing orthopedic shoes and prescription pant

Once again, I'm going to have parents asking me why I don't teach creationism. gently caress.

Also, here's what happens when a hippy becomes a fundy and draws cartoons: http://www.hooray4jesus.com/

Wet Bandits Copycat
Apr 18, 2004



Empiricism does require a lot of faith. Really makes you think.

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



Wet Bandits Copycat posted:

Empiricism does require a lot of faith. Really makes you think.

the religion of naturalism.. and the god scienec

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


genesplicer posted:

Once again, I'm going to have parents asking me why I don't teach creationism. gently caress.

Also, here's what happens when a hippy becomes a fundy and draws cartoons: http://www.hooray4jesus.com/

Stormfang1502
Jan 26, 2003

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

i am he posted:

please don't take the lord's name in vain tia



Worst "Big Lebowski" fan art ever

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011


came for goatse

left dissapointed

i am he
Feb 4, 2014



genesplicer posted:

Once again, I'm going to have parents asking me why I don't teach creationism. gently caress.

Also, here's what happens when a hippy becomes a fundy and draws cartoons: http://www.hooray4jesus.com/

Many are surprised to find that dinosaur-like creatures are mentioned in the Bible.

Fossil skeletons result from rapid burial (such as the Flood), not by slowly being covered by sediments over many years.

There have even been occasional encounters with dinosaur-like creatures reported in modern times.

When it comes to dinosaurs, the facts are on the side of a creationist interpretation--not evolution.

Lord Foppington
Feb 11, 2013

Grossly Incandescent



Jesus is 'MERICN

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

a monkey cant give birth to a human, thats stupid

blowfish
Oct 10, 2012



Came into this thread expectin goatse.
Voted 1.

a medical mystery
Dec 15, 2007

You're cute!


i think youll find our common ancestor is actually a reptiloid...it's all here in my pamphlet "a cold-blooded conspiracy"

Mehuyael
Mar 17, 2009


Jesus evolved from Yahweh.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

Nothin' but lint.

Holy poo poo that old teacher is the dude from Night Court. He used to be cool as hell and I bet he banged Markie Post.



I feel like they're raping my childhood.

Liar
Dec 14, 2003

Smarts > Wisdom



gently caress, I walked out on The Passion of the Christ too early obviously.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

Foot Fetish Enthusiast


God or Evolution

How about God AND evolution?

Angry Birds Suicide
Apr 23, 2010

HAIL SATAN


MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

God or Evolution

How about God AND evolution?

Deism is a scrubs way out sorry bro

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

god evolved from zoroastrianism

myshl0ng
Feb 19, 2011

ooh, i've been a bad little poster!

Obviously the egg came first stupid slut

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Feminition
Mar 14, 2008

To me,
my X-Men.


azreal posted:

Jesus loved the cock...think about it:
Single man in his 20's-30's, lean/fit with a great set of abs, good hygiene, hung out with a bunch if dudes all the time....



Makes you think

and one was the "beloved apostle" so

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