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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet













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In Zero We Trust
Jul 14, 2011


nuts for your truck, what will they think of next?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

My posts are augmented.


I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN
THAN POWER STROKIN

ENSENDA CURES MAIL
Oct 30, 2011



is this a gay hookup thing

like a handkerchief but for rednecks

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN
THAN POWER STROKIN

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!




here you go ,op

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.


butt nutz

Feranon
Sep 10, 2011

People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined.


ppl still do truck nuts? I haven't seen any in like 5 years and I live in loving missouri

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Design Spots posted:



here you go ,op

Oh dear. That nice person is about to loose two watermelons from their trunk.

Secure your groceries folks.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


sorry penis im demoting you the truck is my penis now

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

My posts are augmented.


my favorite thing about trucknutz is when you're driving with your grandma somewhere and some rear end in a top hat has some on their truck. and you're trying to pretend like you don't notice, but your grandma just keeps looking from them to you, waiting for you to notice so she can say something about them.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

my favorite thing about trucknutz is when you're driving with your grandma

DeusModus
Nov 24, 2003

I am not Ben Affleck.

In Zero We Trust posted:

nuts for your truck, what will they think of next?

Truck twerking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1LO6uxy11I

Put those two together and you gonna have yerself a busy nite in the men's outhouse, son.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


i like to put these in my moith - becaiuse im a gay car

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


DeusModus posted:

Truck twerking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1LO6uxy11I

Put those two together and you gonna have yerself a busy nite in the men's outhouse, son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-3PIcqqkew

please, saudi arabians have too much money.

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

whoever invented them must be a billionaire by now

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Sega Saturn
Jan 13, 2009


requesting that gif of the machine gun with the jiggling truck nuts tia

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012


sedan dicks?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell.


Sega Saturn posted:

requesting that gif of the machine gun with the jiggling truck nuts tia

That's ridiculous. You put gun nutz on your guns.

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010


The number one plastic testicles for your firearm

where are the plastic vaginas I must say? I'm not a enjoyable human being ffs

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That's ridiculous. You put gun nutz on your guns.



1- weapon not on safe
2- charging handle release catch will be harder to use
3- no

Munsun
Apr 7, 2008

Real good, boss.

these are the stupidest things on the planet

Design Spots
Jan 24, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Munsun posted:

these are the stupidest things on the planet

Someone made money from it though, that's the best

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That's ridiculous. You put gun nutz on your guns.



nothing spells manly like pink testicles

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


Design Spots posted:

Someone made money from it though, that's the best

This is the only thing that keeps it from being the worst idea imaginable.

Sega Saturn
Jan 13, 2009


Sega Saturn posted:

requesting that gif of the machine gun with the jiggling truck nuts tia

you people suck. had to find it myself

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


Sega Saturn posted:

requesting that gif of the machine gun with the jiggling truck nuts tia
im on it

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008


mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


these people and truck commercials paint all of us truck owning folks with the same brush

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


mookface posted:

these people and truck commercials paint all of us truck owning folks with the same brush

Until you start self policing this behavior, you deserve it. Sinner.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


VendaGoat posted:

Until you start self policing this behavior, you deserve it. Sinner.

I have a baby on board placard in the rear window and I pound only the finest indie rock

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

In a word; Soulful.


mookface posted:

I have a baby on board placard in the rear window and I pound only the finest indie rock

Get back to me when you start listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town


Deliberately rear-ending a vehicle with truck nuts is less stupid that it sounds.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


psyopmonkey posted:

1- weapon not on safe
2- charging handle release catch will be harder to use
3- no

Sounds like the perfect analogy for the penis of anyone who would buy testicles for their gun.

Quad
Dec 31, 2007

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10
END

But can you buy nutz for your phone?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!


Quad posted:

But can you buy nutz for your phone?

inuts.

Sega Saturn
Jan 13, 2009



just dont call them eskimos that's racist

Wertjoe
May 10, 2007

Cool like a Cucumber.

Feranon posted:

ppl still do truck nuts? I haven't seen any in like 5 years and I live in loving missouri

I also live in MO and see truck nuts frequently.

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Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder


I prefer my nut trucks, OP.

It's 2 hotwheels tied to a piercing on my bozak

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