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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



Sorry, I just don't get it.

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Shambler
Jul 9, 2000
It feels like time to let it go
It feels like time to break or show
It feels like time to cut your brakes
Shut your mouth, do something, anything


You're correct, it is like Ranch with Pizza.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


gotta have faggots in the world, gotta have faggots

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.


I personally wonder why you would put ketchup on anything.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006
it was not the pinnacle of evolution

some people like it isnt that hosed?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


Because it's the closest thing you'll find to a vegtable in America.

lumpy goop hopper
Feb 2, 2004

i am a drawing god.

ketchup and ham sandwiches on white bread

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

this is an empty country
and i am the king
and i should not be allowed
to touch anything


over/under on how many pages before this thread becomes an earnest discussion between people passionate about hot dog toppings officially set at 2.5, now taking action

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


mustrad and onions
are da
best toppings

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Moe..


i can tell no lies, i empty a bottle of ketchup upon any hotdog that touches my mouth

gently caress y'all poo poo's tasty

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005
smooching with the enemy


Why would you eat a hot dog?

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

I'll put what I please on a hot dog. If I wanna come over and use your feces on my hot dog, thats what i'll do. In fact, are you home right now? I'm starving to death and this dry hot dog aint cuttin it.

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007


I saw a guy putting ketchup on a hot dog the other day and called him a fedora brony autist, he was so owned he looked confused and kicked my rear end

Owned ketchup eaters lol

Mattslox
Jan 11, 2004

LIVE IN TREATMENT OK?

gently caress ketchup on American style hot dogs, but Currywurst is legit.

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


because hot dogs are poo poo and when I end up roped into eating one I prefer to smother it with as many masking agents as possible

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.

Only the finest condiments on my encased leftover pig parts.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


if you honestly give any semblance of a poo poo about what people put on their hotdogs then you are King Retard

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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just gently caress ketchup in general , though.

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

ketchup is ok if you don't have brown musard

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
My flux capacity is off the chain


ive got some habanero ketchup that's dank as heck on hotdogs

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007


spicy ketchup from whataburger is the best ketchup, hot dogs can be good but they have to have some culinary skill involved. No microwaved oscar-meyer weiners that poo poo is loving gross.

-Texaholic

mr sad
Jun 2, 2000

draw me like one of your french economists


i don't think this thread's gonna catch on like the sardine thread did, but maybe i'm wrong!

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011


That's a really tough question, but I can't say I didn't kind of expect it after the whole oob og-aus fiasco.

I thought real hard about it and decided that ketchup might not be so disgusting, if you blend it with some chili and curry.

Why stop there though? Why not cut the sausages open and fill them with raw onions? We're all kind of educated grown-ups and adults, and we know that science demands that we test things.

Delicious.



Edit: My wife refuse to sleep with me, so there might be some minor draw-backs of ketchup.

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013


try coleslaw on it

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
My flux capacity is off the chain


jews make the best hotdogs

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

gggiiimmmppp posted:

jews make the best hotdogs

they do

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013


jews make the best everything

businesses
movies
apartheid states

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013


let me tell you about die judenfrage and how it is actually a criticism of the human condition

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012


If you want ketchup on your hot dog that's cool. Ranch on pizza? That's cool too. Dowhatchalike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbHOAbOcNI

gggiiimmmppp
Feb 15, 2004

Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
My flux capacity is off the chain


huskarl_marx posted:

jews make the best everything

businesses
movies
apartheid states

jews dont make the best sandwiches because a serious jew isnt allowed to put meat and dairy on the same plate together

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013


hot dogs are like jews, there are appropriate things to ladle on them and inappropriate things, ketchup namely being a shared innappropriacy

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

if you honestly give any semblance of a poo poo about what people put on their hotdogs then you are King Retard

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011


gggiiimmmppp posted:

jews make the best hotdogs

Theese beauties are made of pork though:

dstyle
Jul 24, 2006


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

if you eat hotdogs then you are King Retard

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013


and whats with tipping? just pay them a living wage goddamn

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

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what are the round things on top of the dogs? more sausage? mushrooms?

Sir Cornelius
Oct 30, 2011


huskarl_marx posted:

and whats with tipping? just pay them a living wage goddamn

NO! loving never tip a Hotdog!

Copley Depot posted:

what are the round things on top of the dogs? more sausage? mushrooms?

Vinegar cucumbers you heathen.

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Flynn Taggart
Jan 20, 2006



If I'm serving hot dogs at a party or whatever and I see somebody putting ketchup on it I ask them to leave

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

if jews ruled the world I wouldn't be able to eat scrapple.

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mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Flynn Taggart posted:

If I'm serving hot dogs at a party or whatever and I see somebody putting ketchup on it I ask them to leave

if you're serving hot dogs at your party I'm making GBS threads in the tank of your toilet bro don't worry about it

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