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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007



What a sexy motherfucker!!!!!!! no homo btw


He loves cats


He can take a punch

Post your favorite Bam moments here guys!

-Texaholic

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

May your eyes be opened by the wonderful


isn't bam the big enjoyable human being of the bunch?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012


I like when he got drunk and crashed his car and died.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

Freedom Fighter


barf

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003



citizen kane of tv

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006
it was not the pinnacle of evolution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LUyEozxeoQ

too bad it dont sho him sticking rear end toy up his rear end and flying a kite

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003


Bam is a classic example of someone who had parents that were complete push-overs.

If I were his father I'd have beat his rear end. If he had his rear end beat he wouldn't be the fucktard he is today.

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Waltzing Along posted:

isn't bam the big enjoyable human being of the bunch?

yes

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp


this was my favorite bam margera moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbcO0ypylv8

Flynn Taggart
Jan 20, 2006



Why did they hang out with that major douche bag anyway

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012
Who do I have to piss off to get a red title?

Bam should just change his last name to Margarita since that's an actual word

Christmas Miracle
Dec 25, 2012
STEAL ALL THE FARM

lol viva la bam!!! take a poo poo inside a fart then make your dad eat it lol cause he's fat!!!

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007


Man goons sure do hate everything......

-Texaholic

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


bam margera is like a cool and talented teenager who is actually forty something

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003



texaholic posted:

Man goons sure do hate everything......

ur a goon what do you hate?

mookface
Jun 7, 2009

Diane! I'm holding in my hand a box of small chocolate bunnies.


Sancho posted:

ur a goon what do you hate?

yankees

Priss In Plate
Feb 4, 2009


bam mangirl

420DD Butts
Jul 26, 2008


now that he's in his mid-30s it's just kind of sad

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007


Sancho posted:

ur a goon what do you hate?

oklahomans and californians. I respect yankees for what they are, real straight shooters loud and argonant in their own way.

-Texaholic

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012


the uncle was a child molester iirc

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003



Oklahoma is pretty bad I agree with you there.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003



jalopybrown posted:

the uncle was a child molester iirc

lol I forgot about that fat fucker! did he ever actually go to jail?

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

StarkWhite
Oct 31, 2006
I am a Viking.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqGGNf5fv8k

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006

He's broken out in love.

Bam needs to stop fighting his fat genes and fulfill his destiny of becoming a morbidly obese man.

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.


Sancho posted:

ur a goon what do you hate?

Family visits
then again who doesn't

Pumpy Muffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?

Grant DaNasty posted:

Bam needs to stop fighting his fat genes and fulfill his destiny of becoming a morbidly obese man.



phil seems cool, but didn't bams uncle go to jail for being a pedophile?

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012


PromethiumX posted:

Bam is a classic example of someone who had parents that were complete push-overs.

If I were his father I'd have beat his rear end. If he had his rear end beat he wouldn't be the fucktard he is today.

but then they wouldnt have a millionaire for a son

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007



ummm.... enough people told him to go gently caress himself and he actually devised a way to do it. Genius! Brilliant! Bravo!

-Texaholic

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


hello 2001! <3

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

Makes the best adventure threads!

Wikipedia posted:

Arrest, trial, and conviction
On August 18, 2006, Margera was arrested at the Colorado Mills Mall in Lakewood, Colorado for groping two 12-year-old girls at an autograph signing and was subsequently held with bail set at $50,000. He posted bond around 10:00 p.m. the following Monday. As a condition of his bond, Margera was ordered not to possess any alcohol, drugs, or weapons, and is not permitted to contact the victims.

During a preliminary hearing on February 1, 2007, the arresting officer, Melissa Mayne, testified that Margera called her and a fellow officer "psycho bitches" during his arrest. He was represented by Pamela Mackey, the same lawyer who defended Kobe Bryant. There was an arraignment hearing on March 5, 2007 at which he pleaded not guilty. A motions hearing occurred on May 25, 2007 and a five-day jury trial was scheduled to begin on August 27, 2007. In August, Margera was accused of 12 felony counts for violating his bail conditions and if convicted on those counts he could receive up to 18 months in prison.

The criminal trial started October 22 in Golden, Colorado. In court on October 24, Margera's attorney argued he was playing his "goofy, outrageous and vulgar" television persona for the young teens. The girl accusing Margera was "shocked" by his actions, according to witnesses. The prosecutor said Margera was "out of control during this public event. He was so intoxicated that he peed his pants while with these children." On the second day of testimony, a teenage boy testified that "he was sitting near the table where Margera was giving autographs and saw him grab at girls who came around the table for photos". On Friday October 27, the third day of the trial, defense attorneys portrayed Margera as a "benign bumbler" and argued that Margera's signature arm movement may have been mistaken for breast fondling. His sister-in-law April Margera told the court "she has never seen Margera fondle anyone, on or off the show." On cross-examination, the prosecutor asked April if she saw her brother-in-law fondle girls; when she said "no", the prosecutor "showed her three pictures, one of Margera apparently trying to kiss a woman's breast and two of him apparently trying to fondle women's breasts."

The defense and prosecution made their closing statements on October 31 and the jury started to deliberate the case in late afternoon. Defense attorneys "concede he was profane and outrageous but contend he was just playing the role of Don Vito." On October 31 he was found guilty of two counts of sexual assault on a minor and acquitted on one count. After hearing the conviction, Margera collapsed on the floor and yelled, "Just kill me now!" as guards restrained, then removed him from the room. On November 1, 2007, he was put on suicide watch. He was held at the Jefferson County Detention Facility until his sentencing on December 20, 2007.[20] He faced between two years to life in prison.

On December 20, 2007, Margera was sentenced to 10 years of "serious" probation, which he will be required to serve in Pennsylvania. He was further ordered to not portray the character of "Don Vito" in any capacity (appearing on television, writing books, autograph signings) while serving his sentence. He was also ordered to register as a sex offender in Colorado and Pennsylvania, to receive an evaluation of his mental health, and to work on his problems with alcohol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Margera

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011



PromethiumX posted:

Bam is a classic example of someone who had parents that were complete push-overs.

If I were his father I'd have beat his rear end. If he had his rear end beat he wouldn't be the fucktard he is today.

millionaire fucktard aka successful parenting

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!


He took the fall for Bam.

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed


His parents aren't pushovers I bet they are part of the act because money

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012


 

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. He was further ordered to not portray the character of "Don Vito" in any capacity (appearing on television, writing books, autograph signings) while serving his sentence. 

drat I always thought he was real

Jack the Stripper
Feb 9, 2014

Your local cheese loving, wooden shoes wearing drug addict.


Think I like Vincent more.

HollisBrown
Apr 2, 2009

THE BLACK DIAMOND EXPRESS TO HELL


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdtfcOlr0tk

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


Remember "HIM" lol

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013


Ponce de Le0n posted:

Remember "HIM" lol
Who?

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