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Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


For census purposes and also the greater good of mankind, i'm creating a thread wherein we determine what American state has the highest GOON Presence. From these studies, depending on who you are, you can either avoid or flock to these places in the future. as a non-american, i can ensure that this data will be unbiased

To participate, just state what state you are from and on a scale of 1 to 10 how goony you are (1 = not really a goon and 10 = gooniest goon that gooned).

Feel free to make predicitions as to what states will have the highest population of goons!

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006
it was not the pinnacle of evolution

california wins because its full of gay0rs

Your Dead Gay Son
Jan 1, 2006

The (gay) pizza man cometh...


no one move to *where I live* it's terrible/full of hipsters/gay/stupid/expensive (but I love it) -- every post about any town on the internet ever

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011


i am in the state of euphoria

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007


Texas and what the gently caress I won't rate myself you figure that poo poo out.

-Texaholic

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005
not racist

engage audio control on my mark

state of trance t minus 30 seconds...

Widestancer
Mar 29, 2014

3AVGoomfleetVeteran/MetroidPartytime


texaholic posted:

Texas and what the gently caress I won't rate myself you figure that poo poo out.

Same.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

gently caress you science

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Moe..


texaholic posted:

Texas and what the gently caress I won't rate myself you figure that poo poo out.

10

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012


I'm the professor.
I made Nano.


im not telling

Ootrek
Oct 21, 2012

i'm capten kurk


same

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


someone already compiled this data for you, OP

Fireless Phoenix
May 3, 2012

by Lowtax


FartRomancer.EXE posted:

im not telling

dont be so goony

Breaky
Jul 21, 2006

STRIKE FIRST
STRIKE HARD
NO MERCY SIR


5

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014


Goonville 17

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Aw, son of a bitch!


Goonmeet Iowa 2014, be there.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

republic of texas here

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011


im pooping! posted:

california wins because its full of gay0rs

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!



heh, p funny

the wildest ass
Oct 10, 2012


the caribbean


wait no i meant to say south florida

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006



http://forums.somethingawful.com/fo...ield=replycount i guess one of the top ones here probably

MaximusCraptaculous
Apr 20, 2008

If you mess this up, so help me GOD I will rip your balls off with my bare hands!
WITH MY BARE HANDS GOD DAMN YOU!!

Maine, gently caress yeah. Maybe not that many Goons, but lots of goons.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Washington I'd say

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


i live in ur booty hole lmao gently caress science
B*TCH

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

i live in your dads hot wet mouth

Action Yak Police
Nov 9, 2008

Let's not dwell on our corpse-strewn past.
Let's celebrate our corpse-strewn future!


Missouri is goon ground zero.

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS



Without a doubt Oregon.

We even call it "Oregoon" at our monthly forum meetings.

Mr Tastee
Jun 21, 2013


Rhode Island, along with I think 3 or 4 other goons.

It's a tiny state. We're also trash.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

i post almost exclusively in TCC so whichever state i happen to be in atm (state of inhebriaion am i righ)

T8R
Aug 9, 2005
Yes, I would like some tea!

I live in the state of alberta and I am 11/10 of a goon. I am so goon that goon gongogoognSOMETHINGAWFULFRUMS

Kleen_TheRowdyDog
Feb 17, 2014


state of confusion...diabetic state...state custody...i could go on-n-on

THS
Jun 23, 2002



goon is definitely more of a state of mind ya

Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009



MaximusCraptaculous posted:

Maine, gently caress yeah. Maybe not that many Goons, but lots of goons.

Did you know that Bob Marley was a goon. Makes u think.

Edit: this is a Maine joke guys.

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!

all I have to do is check Grindr...looks like about a half dozen goons within a mile

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois


Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, and West Virginia


sounds about right. goons are so fat, inbred and redneck

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


Xaris posted:

Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, and West Virginia


sounds about right. goons are so fat, inbred and redneck

lol if you're not cramming a big mac down your face while loving your sister & writing your senator allow creationism teaching in school atvm

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


I'm a 9. Not yet fat enough to be perfect.

im pooping! posted:

california wins because its full of gay0rs

Yeah, we try really hard.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006
GTVA Celois

Blast of Confetti posted:

lol if you're not cramming a big mac down your face while loving your sister & writing your senator allow creationism teaching in school atvm

lol if you think we can write

that's fore liebarl faggots

Red Suit
Sep 6, 2012


Maine goon here. I live in a quiet town with a drug problem not far from Portland.

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Awkward Davies
Sep 3, 2009



Red Suit posted:

Maine goon here. I live in a quiet town with a drug problem not far from Portland.

It's Cape Elizabeth isn't it. Isn't it.

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