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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013


http://garfield.com/comic/1990-05-30

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getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp


so do i. problem, op?

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Ask me about the Lina meta 7 years ago.

I remember when everyone said Garfield comics were never funny here on SA.

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

It must be some rank rear end dog jizz if it looks like coffee

Copley Depot
Jul 9, 2009

This space reserved for future text.

if I were a vet i'd trick people into drinking semen all the time

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006



Copley Depot posted:

if I were a vet i'd trick people into drinking semen all the time

you don't need to be a vet to do that

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


BKPR posted:

It must be some rank rear end dog jizz if it looks like coffee

semen is brown naturally dude

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Strategy.

You gotta put this in context of what was going on in the 1990s. It was a different time, man.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan: Exterminator for Hire

That's what he gets for trying to be a coffee stealing stinkyhole.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


i did not believe

MMOs & Welfare
Jan 24, 2007

oh he's so pringles


he also uses the catbrush, OP

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007




lol'd for the first time at a garfield comic

Volume
May 2, 2008

Now I don't know how you guys do it but when I'm in my underwear I like to have a good time.

The fact that you can get that strip on a coffee mug makes it perfect.

Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009

hammulder


So who do you think gave our buddy Odie a red rocket?

My money is on nermal

Mans
Sep 14, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 22 days!


Nonsense posted:

lol'd for the first time at a garfield comic

January
Jul 5, 2009


I remember reading this in a Garfield collection when I was a kid and wondering how it got past the censors. I almost couldn't believe it was published. Ah, those were innocent days.

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012


January posted:

I remember reading this in a Garfield collection when I was a kid and wondering how it got past the censors. I almost couldn't believe it was published. Ah, those were innocent days.

i remember reading this when i was a kid and not understanding why it would need to be censored and imagining like dog blood or somethin gin the cup

mguirk the jerk
Apr 26, 2014

i cant even spell my name god help me


haha this was kind of funny. well seeya

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

did anyone read the garfield from beginning to end

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006



I use to like garfield when i was like 8 and didn't know any better

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp


Orkin Mang posted:

semen is brown naturally dude

...mine's white?

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp


do the black people have black semen?

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008



MMOs & Welfare posted:

he also uses the catbrush, OP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGtniX4QrU

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

getitoffgetitoff posted:

...mine's white?

uh-oh. consult your local physician.

BOAT SHOWBOAT
Oct 11, 2007

who do you carry the torch for, my young man?

getitoffgetitoff posted:

do the black people have black semen?

used to be. but then they hosed all of your white women.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

bounce, you got that nasty bounce
dont make my kitty pounce


getitoffgetitoff posted:

do the black people have black semen?

chocolate flavor

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

what a lovely vet, to not put away her dog semen cup before seeing the next animal.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Smile and celebrate the days of old!
Salute to all the men whose stories been told!


thanks for showing me the only funny Garfield strip in existence OP

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


hot

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp


BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:

used to be. but then they hosed all of your white women.

this is the first i heard of this...

mguirk the jerk
Apr 26, 2014

i cant even spell my name god help me


getitoffgetitoff posted:

do the black people have black semen?

no black people don't have semen. there penises are so big that they just touch the cervix and the sperm make it through. why do you think black women have so many babies. duh. lmao go back to school

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp


mguirk the jerk posted:

no black people don't have semen. there penises are so big that they just touch the cervix and the sperm make it through. why do you think black women have so many babies. duh. lmao go back to school

you don't have to be mean. i went to a public school.

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

individual sperms shoot out of the dick like peeled grapes going through a straw

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



getitoffgetitoff posted:

so do i. problem, op?
no you see the joke is jon is not a goon and doesn't guzzle gallons of cum on purpose every day. it's funny because most people would be grossed out/put off if they accidentally drank a cupful of dog semen

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!


i always assumed it was a medicine for pregnant dogs because why would drinking the semen make you pregnant

seriously think about this for a moment

A White Guy
Dec 19, 2012

You should probably stop slathering your heart in nicotine. It makes for poor fare when I eat it.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 28 minutes!


what a lovely way to end that strip

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006



i wouldn't trust a vet that kept either semen or pet drugs in a coffee cup

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Probably neither reading nor working.


Literally the only funny Garfield comic.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



JerryLee posted:

i always assumed it was a medicine for pregnant dogs because why would drinking the semen make you pregnant

seriously think about this for a moment
what like a fertility treatment? dogs don't need fertility treatments

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