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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

No that was Bryan being short and the crowd not getting that Batista should be the coolest that did that.

Well they definitely eased the tires over it a few times.

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania" is the new "I broke Wahoo's leg"

Paul Heyman needs a t-shirt

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

No that was Bryan being short and the crowd not getting that Batista should be the coolest that did that.

Are you saying that a vegan vanilla midget with a hobo beard but good wrestling technique is cooler than Batista?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Solomonic posted:

"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania" is the new "I broke Wahoo's leg"

Paul Heyman needs a t-shirt

That stops around the ankles to fit it all.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Cesaro/RVD one on one tonight.

Big E/Barrett rematch.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

This is like Jacob's Ladder right, you're really in Hell and it's taken the form of a bus you can't escape.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Valeyard posted:

Are you saying that a vegan vanilla midget with a hobo beard but good wrestling technique is cooler than Batista?

I'm saying even the dog poo poo on the sidewalk outside is cooler than Batista.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DeathChicken posted:

This is like Jacob's Ladder right, you're really in Hell and it's taken the form of a bus you can't escape.

It's like Jacob's Ladder in that a lot of drugs were involved.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Solomonic posted:

"My client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania" is the new "I broke Wahoo's leg"

Paul Heyman needs a t-shirt

I'm not sure "I am the advocate of the man who ended the Undertaker's 21-0 undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRROCCCCKKKK LLEEEEESSSSSNNNNEERRRR!" would fit on a shirt.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


DeathChicken posted:

This is like Jacob's Ladder right, you're really in Hell and it's taken the form of a bus you can't escape.

There is no one really on that bus except the driver and it's all a delusion/haunting/whatever ala The Shining.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Rhonne posted:

I'm not sure "I am the advocate of the man who ended the Undertaker's 21-0 undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRROCCCCKKKK LLEEEEESSSSSNNNNEERRRR!" would fit on a shirt.

Make it a dress.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Rhonne posted:

I'm not sure "I am the advocate of the man who ended the Undertaker's 21-0 undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRROCCCCKKKK LLEEEEESSSSSNNNNEERRRR!" would fit on a shirt.

Maybe the 4- or 5-XL shirts

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

But what are your thoughts about Andre the Giant's ghost?

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
Never break up Shield. :(

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

Shut up, cut to promo.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
:allears: Dean

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Face Ambrose is shockingly good.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Rhonne posted:

I'm not sure "I am the advocate of the man who ended the Undertaker's 21-0 undefeated streak at Wrestlemania, BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRROCCCCKKKK LLEEEEESSSSSNNNNEERRRR!" would fit on a shirt.

WWE always utilizes the back of the shirt

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Zack gonna win the belt and then smash it with a hammer on TV.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Why the long face? Genetics?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Fair to Midland posted:

Never break up Shield. :(

Agree.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Shima Honnou posted:

Zack gonna win the belt and then smash it with a hammer on TV.

This is the best resolution.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Shima Honnou posted:

Zack gonna win the belt and then smash it with a hammer on TV.

So a new hardcore title?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Commissar Ken posted:

Why the long face? Genetics?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Jacob's Ladder is really getting some exposure in this thread.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Booker T: Dean can poo poo up all the haters

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Nattie. Fix your mic, Nattie.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Shima Honnou posted:

Zack gonna win the belt and thenget smashed it with a hammer on TV.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Also probably true.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

I'm saying even the dog poo poo on the sidewalk outside is cooler than Batista.

that is a strange amount of dislike, especially for a guy that fights cancer hand to hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHAiy_mtIwU

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Starting this poo poo right!

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Shield Opening the show. Awesome.

MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011

Holy poo poo...they are crazy-over

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Good god, his head looks like the shovel HHH used to bury Booker T with.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Hahahahaha

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Valeyard posted:

that is a strange amount of dislike, especially for a guy that fights cancer hand to hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHAiy_mtIwU

Didn't he also cheat on her and/or leave her while she was cancer-ridden?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Rollins has a cast thingie. :smith:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Dat Freight Train sign.

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The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I'm still rooting for Ambrose.

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